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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I don't want to go all Is It Worth It, but I had a three-cheese baked mac and cheese with truffle oil and breadcrumbs in Cheyenne, WY, and it was one of the best things I've ever tasted.

    I mean, later that night I felt like my intestines were actually on fire, but when you fly too close to the sun sometimes you get burnt.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    there's something about bougie versions of cheap foods that really makes me spit

    "it's an artisnal mac and cheese" GO FUCK YOURSELF UP A PIPE YOU RICH FUCK

    Taking what was simple food for the lower class and turning it into an expensive to-do is the essence of gourmet food.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    there's something about bougie versions of cheap foods that really makes me spit

    "it's an artisnal mac and cheese" GO FUCK YOURSELF UP A PIPE YOU RICH FUCK

    Taking what was simple food for the lower class and turning it into an expensive to-do is the essence of gourmet food.

    Lobster used to be perceived as a bottom feeder that would stuff garbage in it's craw that you feed to prisoners and indentured servants. People in Boston started marketing it to well-to-do tourists from New York and Washington in the 1870s as a regional specialty.

    You can actually see that today. PBR gets marketed like champagne in China and Spam is popular as a food in Guam and not a cheap substitute for brick mortar like it is here.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    What really let lobster take off was the introduction of refrigerated train cars, allowing the transport of fresh lobster cross-country, where it could be sold as a pricey delicacy.

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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Sometimes you've got a craving for the cheap foods of your youth but you want to make them with real ingredients instead of eating something processed.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i feel it important to reiterate what prompted this comment was $79 ramen

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Isn't ramen an actual traditional food? Why wouldn't you have an upmarket version?

    Like, ramen is real food, not just that dry 2 minute noodles stuff.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Frozen pizza is cheap and terrible, but that doesn't invalidate fanzy pizza you'd get in a restaurant.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Isn't ramen an actual traditional food? Why wouldn't you have an upmarket version?

    Like, ramen is real food, not just that dry 2 minute noodles stuff.

    Fun fact: Ramen is actually a fairly recent invention! The first ramen restaurant in Japan opened in 1910, and the dish didn't really take off in popularity until after the invention of instant noodles in 1958!

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    F...fancy pizza? Not Totino's party pizza? I'm confused here.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    No food is worth $79 dollars.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    No food is worth $79 dollars.

    Holy shit disagree.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    $79 is not even close to the upper limit I'd pay for some amazing food

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I have been fortunate enough to taste food absolutely worth more than $79

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    If I'm paying $79 for a single dish it better either:

    A) Be delicious and filling. If I'm still hungry at the end, you have failed
    or
    B) Have caused something to go extinct

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    $79 food better last me a couple weeks.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    If you get hungry enough you will definitley be pleased to purchase my $79 loaf of bread

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Food thread today I saw egg nog in the store and that means it is finally autumn.

    I would not buy $79 egg nog though.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i wouldn't say there's no food worth $79

    i would say a significant amount of food billed high is overbilled (ignoring the discussion about labour costs and the question about how much someone who went to culinary schools for years should charge in our capitalist society after it demanded loan upon loan to pay for their education)

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    One of my best friends was roommates with a cullinary student for a while. One day the guy brings home a super thin slice of ham that costs $100 per pound because the pigs are raised on a diet primarily consisting of walnuts and milk. Sure enough it tasted like walnuts but like...man just buy some walnuts.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    cook the pig with walnuts

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    im very mercenary when it comes to eating, I consider it a function like a sim bar, its not that I dont love me some delicious food, its just I have no cultural or familial attachements, nothing ceremonial, nostalgic or ritual when it comes to eating. For me whatever doesnt make me feel ill or unhealthy, and fills me up for the least amount of money, is what I like.

    Also I decided to stop eating ham and such in solidarity with a vegan friend of mine, because I dont want to eat piggies anymore. Sorry cows and chickens youre still getting eaten.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I'd pay a premium for health food that doesn't taste like dirt

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    hae you considered washing the carrots

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    One of my best friends was roommates with a cullinary student for a while. One day the guy brings home a super thin slice of ham that costs $100 per pound because the pigs are raised on a diet primarily consisting of walnuts and milk. Sure enough it tasted like walnuts but like...man just buy some walnuts.

    I wonder if that would set off my nut allergy?

    A very expensive and possibly painful experiment.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    hae you considered washing the carrots

    they're called vitamins and minerals for a reason; why should I let all my nutrients go through some vegetable middleman

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    They say that everyone must eat a handful of dirt before they die.

    If I just eat the handful all at once that means I get to have dirt-free food the rest of my life, right?

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    Yes, but only if you film it to prove it to the annual required dirt spoon feeding committee

    Oh you've never gone for your yearly mudspoonful? In this day and age. Better eat two handfuls, to make up for it

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Isn't ramen an actual traditional food? Why wouldn't you have an upmarket version?

    Like, ramen is real food, not just that dry 2 minute noodles stuff.

    Fun fact: Ramen is actually a fairly recent invention! The first ramen restaurant in Japan opened in 1910, and the dish didn't really take off in popularity until after the invention of instant noodles in 1958!

    Funner fact: Ramen is heavily inspired by, if not outright copied from, Chinese La Mian noodles.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    ra-men, la-mian
    sounds plausible

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    from wikipedia:
    The origin of ramen is unclear. Some sources say it is of Chinese origin.[7][8][9] Other sources say it was invented in Japan in the early 20th century.[10][11][12] The word ramen is a Japanese borrowing of the Chinese lamian (拉麵).[13] Until the 1950s, ramen was called shina soba (支那そば, literally "Chinese soba") but today chūka soba (中華そば, also meaning "Chinese soba") or just Ramen (ラーメン) are more common, as the word "支那" (shina, meaning "China") has acquired a pejorative connotation.[4]

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Isn't ramen an actual traditional food? Why wouldn't you have an upmarket version?

    Like, ramen is real food, not just that dry 2 minute noodles stuff.

    Fun fact: Ramen is actually a fairly recent invention! The first ramen restaurant in Japan opened in 1910, and the dish didn't really take off in popularity until after the invention of instant noodles in 1958!

    Relatedly: Ramen is the cheap, late night, drunk food of Japan. It's the staple after bar food. There are good ramen places, don't get me wrong, but the most amazing ramen I ever ate in my life clocked in at around $10 tops in Japan.

    Less fun fact: Japan most likely got its taste for ramen and their inspiration from China for it during their oppressive, brutal occupation of Chinese land during the Second Sino-Japanese War/WWII.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    There appears to be some Chinese foods that blended over that is fully embraced like ramen

    and Chinese foods that are accepted, but known as Chinese and not Japanese in the slight. Like steamed buns.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    the most expensive fancy ramen i've had in sydney was about AUD$20, and most places clock in at $14 to $18. Like, it ain't the cheapest food you can have, but considering that the really nice places do all this amazingly soft cha-zu pork slices and stocks that are made from simmering things for 8 hours and whatnot i feel like it's a pretty good price.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They say that everyone must eat a handful of dirt before they die.

    If I just eat the handful all at once that means I get to have dirt-free food the rest of my life, right?

    I thought it was bucket of dirt.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    At the end of the day, it's people's money and I don't think you get too much upset over 79 dollar ramen. You can not eat it, and at that stage it isn't as if they are throwing gold leaf and shit in there to make it more expensive.

    It's 79 dollars for three courses by a top shelf chef. Sure you can buy 79 cent ramen that is pressed out of a machine and is deep fried in fat to make it last with a bunch of powder to give it flavour, but what that dude is something that is quite clearly done with passion and time. I guarantee you that stock that the majority of the day to make, and those noodles he said, took days to do.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I once had a meal by a five star chef that was five courses, heavily discounted, and it cost five hundred dollars.

    And I felt like I had stolen food from the Elysian Fields. It was absolutely worth it.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    If I'm paying $79 for a single dish it better either:

    A) Have been a
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They say that everyone must eat a handful of dirt before they die.

    If I just eat the handful all at once that means I get to have dirt-free food the rest of my life, right?

    I thought it was bucket of dirt.

    Good thinking.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    I heard you can get worms from eating dirt, which I thought was an odd factoid because I've only seen dogs and the dumber sorts of child eating dirt

    You know, on purpose

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