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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    isn't alex ross dead

    Don't scare me like that.

    He is only 47.

    ok but to be fair..looking at his site and output..

    he kinda has that Kinkaide vibe going on

    like he's a brand now

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    Eddy wrote: »
    I think Amazon HQ should be in the DC area so Bezos can rule his two kingdoms from the same throne

    @Eddy Winfrey / Bezos 2020

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
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    spool would you weigh in on happiness and optimism please

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
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    I got stuck in a... nightmare loop last night and I'm tired and grumpy and terse while working now.

    The apartment above me kept making loud (well, loud enough) noise until like 3am, dropping heavy items on the floor kind of noise. Which would wake me up just enough to register I'm in bed awake before going back to sleep. I'm already a light sleeper so I continued waking up throughout the night which started the loop.

    I can't fully remember what the original bad dream was, something vague and nefarious. Woke up briefly, fell back to sleep, and it progressively included the exact scene of my bed and needing the flashlight on my phone to stop some unknown terror. Grabbing my phone in real life and turning it on / grabbing my phone in the dream and it showing some weird flashlight doesn't work icon. Continuing to blur from there until I had my phone on sweeping my room. Ended up reading twitter and faybo for a bit because fuck it and it finally stopped.

    Really annoying, but interesting in retrospect how repeated wake and sleep eventually blurred the bounds of consciousness. Mostly super annoying.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
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    Henroid wrote: »
    I just got a couple breakfast croissants from a place but I asked to have mayo put on them (because they come dry normally), and when I was paying / receiving my order the wise ass goes "any condiments like more mayo?"

    1) Fuck you.
    2) Who do I look like, Mike Pence?

    tbf

    mayo on croissants wtf
    They're sandwiches not just the rolls.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Are croissant loafs any good or is there a reason croissants are shaped the way they are?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »

    I cracked up at "Alex Ross" lighting.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    spool would you weigh in on happiness and optimism please

    Completely out of context, I think happiness is a sometimes emotion, like anger.

    Optimism is generally better as a default position, because others reflect the attitude you put into the world and your quality of life is better on balance when you attempt 2 see and expect good things. Pessimists contented themselves with saying that they are never disappointed, but the reality I think is that they are always by default a bit disappointed.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
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    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
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    Neco wrote: »
    Someday I hope one of the mods spills the beans on the chat op list and how/Who it works

    I went through a period where it kept choosing me, it was mostly when i was posting on the page before the thread got locked

    there is at least an element of picking people who have posted recently

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    me re: video games; life

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    you lost me when you spelled "to" with a 2

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
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    should've been a 3

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Have to go into the office to look over a secure document that two people on my team apparently screwed up

    Could be an unreasonable client, could be incompetence; no way to know until I look at it

    I was in pajamas fifteen minutes ago

    God damn it

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    porpporp Registered User regular
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    I had a dermatology appointment this morning. My dermatologist looked like Ryan Reynolds.

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    Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
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    3=(A+B)

    Did I win the game?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    I had a dermatology appointment this morning. My dermatologist looked like Ryan Reynolds.

    RIP shark.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    We said goodbye to Archie today.

    @Hakkekage @BEAST! @Shazkar Shadowstorm @nexuscrawler @Deebaser and I may be missing some of you who met him. He was a good boy.

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    can you feel the struggle within?
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I upgraded my drying system, I'm hoping I can get 40 good ones out of the 50+ I did here.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    We said goodbye to Archie today.

    Hakkekage "BEAST!" "Shazkar Shadowstorm" nexuscrawler Deebaser and I may be missing some of you who met him. He was a good boy.

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    :bro:

    Biggest hugs to you and the fam.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    Six wrote: »
    We said goodbye to Archie today.

    @Hakkekage @BEAST! @Shazkar Shadowstorm @nexuscrawler @Deebaser and I may be missing some of you who met him. He was a good boy.

    ZVRKgSBl.jpg

    Sorry to hear. He looked like a good boy.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    Ludious wrote: »
    you lost me when you spelled "to" with a 2

    Why my voice to text chose that is beyond me, but I left it in...

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Archie was a very sweet boy

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    Sorry you lost your dog. ):

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
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    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
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    b for ball

    ball is life.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    you lost me when you spelled "to" with a 2

    Why my voice to text chose that is beyond me, but I left it in...

    If it were the most compelling speech that ended war and famine you would have rendered it inert with that choice

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    you lost me when you spelled "to" with a 2

    Why my voice to text chose that is beyond me, but I left it in...

    because when you say "To"its mostly in context of TWO SCOOPS OF RAISINS

    Bless your heart.
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    Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
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    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Steam: kaylesolo1
    3DS: 1521-4165-5907
    PS3: KayleSolo
    Live: Kayle Solo
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    b for ball

    ball is life.

    for many young men in the inner city, it is

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
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    I honestly don't care to be challenged period.

    Challenge is overrated.

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
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    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Is this what chat has become? Just saying true things to each other?

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Is this what chat has become? Just saying true things to each other?

    left is right, up is down

    cats are dogs, black is white

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Is this what chat has become? Just saying true things to each other?

    Truth is the dankest meme.

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    Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
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    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Is this what chat has become? Just saying true things to each other?

    Gyros are the best sandwich?

    Steam: kaylesolo1
    3DS: 1521-4165-5907
    PS3: KayleSolo
    Live: Kayle Solo
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Is this what chat has become? Just saying true things to each other?

    left is right, up is down

    cats are dogs, black is white

    Up is down, yes. That is how regular camera controls work.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Is this what chat has become? Just saying true things to each other?

    The endgame of a successful moderation process

    spool32 on
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    hotdogs are sandwiches.

    There, let other people feel my grumpiness.

    Why would anyone get grumpy about a simple, true statement like this?

    Gyros are sandwiches too.

    Is this what chat has become? Just saying true things to each other?

    left is right, up is down

    cats are dogs, black is white

    Up is down, yes. That is how regular camera controls work.

    *descface*

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    https://www.etsy.com/listing/555961681/candy-cream-solid-sugar-scrub-bar-body
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    Candy Cream Solid Sugar Scrub Bar

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    Sweet, thick, creamy vanilla with confectioners sugar sweet cherry, sweet orange citrus and the tiniest amount of yummy fresh coconut! These are the yummy notes that make up Sugar Milk’s delicious smelling Candy Cream Solid Sugar Scrub Bar!

    ♥Approx. 5.5oz
    ♥Paraben Free!
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    ♥No Alcohol!
    ♥Not Edible!

    ★Ingredients: Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Cane Sugar, Mica, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Laurate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Seed Butter, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Titanium Dioxide, Colorant, Sucrose, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Fragrance Oil.
    What is the point then?

    You can absolutely eat that.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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