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[Megagame] Tis' Better to Rule in Hell - Final: Hail Mammon and their FWB Asmodeus
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Thankfully they’re mostly self punishing so we don’t have to deal with them. Just tell them they have to agree on the color of the fences for all their houses.
shall not have a stranger
telling us when or when not
to mow our lawn
that decision is ours and ours alone
and we decide
never
WE
CANNOT
ABIDE
HRAAAAAH!
*flips table*
So long as you all continue to put your funds into the neighbourhood's 'Rainy day account', we'll get along just finne.
Don't worry, I independently audit the entire thing each year.
Inflation don't ya know
YOU'LL ALL BURN IN HELL
So next tuesday?
I mean I usually prefer my burgers medium as opposed to well done but we're not picky.
Just destroy the cowards.
Or Kingmaker someone else?
Additionally, Kingmaker cannot be taken past turn 2, so if you want to start playing Xanatos Speed Chess, now's the time
Island Name: Felinefine
the only chess variant recognized by the House of Lust is Strip Chess
Naturally, chaste master.
King me.
"Weekends"
Turn 3
Map of Hell
The following Legions are in play:
The Harem of Asmodeus - 50% Chance to gain half the HP of a legion you defeat in battle permanently (8/*/3/4/3) Attachments: None
The Gorgons - Melee Last (8/6/6/0/4)
The Horde of Leviathan - 50% chance to swap your lowest stat with a legion or place of power you battle (As long as it's higher) (8/*/5/3/3) Attachments: None
The Grand Order of Cenobites - Reverse Engineer: 25% chance to recover artifacts or relics in Battle (6/8/4/3/3) Attachments: None
The Swarm of Beelzebub - +1 Movement, Lose 2 HP each round not in combat (This can be negated by garrisoning at a place of power) (4 of 8/*/3/3/3) Attachments: None
The Army of Satan - Combat goes an extra round (8/*/3/4/3) Attachments: None
The Sons of Set - Fierce: +1d3 Melee damage when causing Melee damage (10/4/4/5/1) Attachments: None
The Lethean Phalanx - Draught of Forgetfulness: Units this legion fight cannot use their special abilities during combat. (8/6/5/4/1)
The Nightmares of Belphegor - -1 Movement, Regain Double HP when garrisoned (8/*/3/3/3) Attachments: None
The Trees of Woe - Grasping Roots: May heal without a place of power if they do not move (11/3/1/6/3) Attachments: None
Greed is the regent and will receive an event card this turn. Play will proceed down the list from them.
The Infernal Bazaar
Satan has won the auction for the Legion known as the Sons of Set
Satan has won the auction for the Legion known as the Lethean Phalanx
Leviathan has won the auction for the Legion known as the Grand Order of Cenobites
Legions
The Red Reavers - Melee Phase Twice (A 2nd Melee phase happens at the end of the combat round (9/5/2/5/3) Bid: 5 Souls 5 Ichor 0 Darkness 0 Hellfire
10000 Screaming Bastards - Trample: When inflicting melee damage, add half the Legions’ remaining HP as extra damage (10/4/0/7/3) Bid: 4 Souls 3 Ichor 0 Darkness 1 Hellfire
The Devoted of Lucifer - Hoist the Colors: +3 to stats if the house’s Archdemon is of the House of Lucifer (11/3/4/4/4) Bid: 5 Souls 4 Ichor 2 Darkness 2 Hellfire
The Frozen Lords - Breath of Cocytus: Legions this unit combats suffer -1 movement on their next round (7/7/1/4/5) Bid: 4 Souls 2 Ichor 0 Darkness 3 Hellfire
Acheron's Butchers - Fresh Meat: Melee Damage permanently lowers opposing Legion’s HP (8/6/0/6/4) Bid: 5 Souls 3 Ichor 0 Darkness 0 Hellfire
Artifacts
Ichor Vats - Healing of the Legion holding this artifact is Doubled. Bid: 5 Souls 3 Ichor 0 Darkness 4 Hellfire
Throne of Skulls - Triple Champion’s Bonus when marching with the Legion Bid: 6 Souls 0 Ichor 0 Darkness 8 Hellfire
The Infernal Machine - +5 Infernal, Damage caused by a legion equipped with this artifact gives the Archdemon an equal amount of Hellfire Bid: 8 Souls 0 Ichor 0 Darkness 12 Hellfire
Relics
Finger of Betrayal - Allows Archdemon free action to root out traitors. -3 prestige each turn so long as the traitor is unexposed, +3 prestige if the traitor is found Bid: 8 Souls 0 Ichor 9 Darkness 0 Hellfire
Talisman of Greed - Double the amount of resources gained every turn Bid: 10 Souls 0 Ichor 10 Darkness 0 Hellfire
Book of Enoch - Reduce Infernal Might Backlash by 1 during each round of Champion Combat, Prestige +2 Bid: 7 Souls 0 Ichor 5 Darkness 0 Hellfire
Ongoing Events
The House of Departed Lucifer has approved the Unholy Cantrips for use in the struggle for the Throne of Hell. These Level 0 Rituals may be found on the Ritual List. Viziers are advised to take full advantage of the Conclave's generosity.
Leviathan has denied Mammon's demand before the Infernal Conclave. The House of Greed must decide if they wish to claim the Right of Vendetta and set their terms this turn. Mammon has lost prestige as result of this loss of face.
Mammon has insulted Satan before the Infernal Conclave! The House of Wrath must decide whether to accept the insult or refute it and claim the Right of Vendetta.
Beelzebub has conceded to the demand of Asmodeus and paid 1 resource to their coffers.
Belphegor has refuted Mammon's insult and has claimed the Right of Vendetta by Single Combat! Each house's champion must submit their fighting orders this round. Failure to do so will be seen as act of cowardice and forfeiture by the Conclave! Other houses may wager up 5 of their Prestige on the outcome in this thread.
Belphegor has refuted Beelzebub's insult and has claimed the Right of Vendetta by Single Combat! Each house's champion must submit their fighting orders this round. Failure to do so will be seen as act of cowardice and forfeiture by the Conclave! Other houses may wager up 5 of their Prestige on the outcome in this thread.
Belphegor has insulted Leviathan before the Infernal Conclave! The House of Envy must decide whether to accept the insult or refute it and claim the Right of Vendetta.
Prestige Totals
Sloth- 20 (10)
Envy - 10 (10)
Greed - 10 (10)
Gluttony - 10
Lust - 10
Wrath - 0 (10)
PMs are going out now, I want some good clean dirty fighting from everyone. Get it on!