You head towards the palace of this city's ruler and, most curiously, pass no one in the streets. Where are the inhabitants of the city? Is it a bank holiday? Are they all at the beach? The palace might hold answers, as well as someone in authority who can help you with your repairs. If they're friendly, that is.
The palace is a glorious building made from the same white alloy as the towers, but decorated with intricately wrought images depicting what you assume is the history of this world. Insectoid beings toil and war and build and reach for the stars across the course of the friezes in a way that cannot fail but move the heart of one who has sword allegiance to the ideals of the Federation. Atop the palace sits a highly sophisticated missile system. At the very least you need to get them to turn it off.
Let's see how you're doing and how that affects your choices. If the Alien Marker is in the Friendly position and the Autarch knows you're coming, turn to page 50 for a warm welcome. You will be an ambassador for the Federation!
If not, you brush the last of the faint traces of vaporised alien matter from your uniform and head round the back for a more discreet entrance on page 241.
it is very fun being a very tiny nation that still dominates the winter olympics
we're just better than everyone, it's not like the usual "well one can't expect san marino to have a decent pool of players compared to brazil" type thing
it is very fun being a very tiny nation that still dominates the winter olympics
we're just better than everyone, it's not like the usual "well one can't expect san marino to have a decent pool of players compared to brazil" type thing
this is what happens when you let a bunch of people from one country make up sports using rules that ensure they'll be really good at all those sports
no shut up i refuse to look up the history of any of the sports in the Winter Olympics this is definitely what happened
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it is very fun being a very tiny nation that still dominates the winter olympics
we're just better than everyone, it's not like the usual "well one can't expect san marino to have a decent pool of players compared to brazil" type thing
this is what happens when you let a bunch of people from one country make up sports using rules that ensure they'll be really good at all those sports
no shut up i refuse to look up the history of any of the sports in the Winter Olympics this is definitely what happened
Competitive Norwegian Argumenting is a crappy winter sport.
Spring can have hiking/fishing/climbing etc. And Fall can have eSports.
there's a lot of bad spectator sports but fishing would be nothing but a satire on the very idea
Biathlon style fishing. Run up to mountain lake, catch target species, run back. Maybe do checkpoints around the countryside with several target fish to catch.
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it is very fun being a very tiny nation that still dominates the winter olympics
we're just better than everyone, it's not like the usual "well one can't expect san marino to have a decent pool of players compared to brazil" type thing
this is what happens when you let a bunch of people from one country make up sports using rules that ensure they'll be really good at all those sports
no shut up i refuse to look up the history of any of the sports in the Winter Olympics this is definitely what happened
Competitive Norwegian Argumenting is a crappy winter sport.
If curling can be in the Winter Olympics, shuffleboard should be in the Summer Olympics.
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That was a comparison that has never been made before, btw.
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Spring can have hiking/fishing/climbing etc. And Fall can have eSports.
there's a lot of bad spectator sports but fishing would be nothing but a satire on the very idea
Biathlon style fishing. Run up to mountain lake, catch target species, run back. Maybe do checkpoints around the countryside with several target fish to catch.
And you gotta catch em with a gun
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it is very fun being a very tiny nation that still dominates the winter olympics
we're just better than everyone, it's not like the usual "well one can't expect san marino to have a decent pool of players compared to brazil" type thing
this is what happens when you let a bunch of people from one country make up sports using rules that ensure they'll be really good at all those sports
no shut up i refuse to look up the history of any of the sports in the Winter Olympics this is definitely what happened
we did invent the biathlon but, to be fair, when we made the rules, it included full-size caliber rifles, a requirement of backpacks, also each team had to have an officer with a pistol who did not participate in the shooting, so it was a bit different
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Gosh dang it, I have, like, five things I need to do today besides play Sea of Thieves.
although, to me, who have to be reminded how each skiing competition works every time one is on, I feel there are a bit too many olympics sports that are "ski the fastest"
but then again the summer olympics kind of seems like it's mostly many, many variations of "run the fastest"
although, to me, who have to be reminded how each skiing competition works every time one is on, I feel there are a bit too many olympics sports that are "ski the fastest"
but then again the summer olympics kind of seems like it's mostly many, many variations of "run the fastest"
look there are lots of ways to be fast and it's important to find out who's the fastest in each fast way
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I like it better when the US isn't winning all the medals. Makes it feel better when some upstart kid makes a run and wins a medal that she wasn't supposed to compete for. I mean, this works for all countries, but when it's an American, it's fun for me because I'm from America.
Summer games basketball is the absolute worst competition to watch, except for the one time in ten years that Spain or whoever fields an NBA team too.
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I didn’t get to see black panther last night and forgot to refund my tickets in time. Chelle had to work an hour late then we had to go pick out a new sofa and chair because ours are falling apart and it is a President’s day sale and it’s really hard on Chelle to get out on a weekend after a work week. So that sucks.
I might go see it solo. It depends on Chelle’s desire level to see it with me. Not sure where she’s at fanwise on Black Panther. Comic book movies are enjoyable for her but not like her favorite thing ever. She loves iron man because come on RDJ and she loves Thor because she likes mythology stuff. I mean I know that’s true but I know it’s really about Hemsworth. She knows I don’t get jealous of that shit, but just won’t own up to it. How I know she’s lying? She loved Ragnarok but whenever the trailers came out or the subject comes up now? “Why did they cut his hair I hate that I liked his old hair”
Hmmm. Yes, well, some aliens were killed, some mistakes were made, and possibly you need a better plan than rocking up and asking for help. You sidle round the side of the port looking for something resembling a service entrance. Where is everyone?
You find something resembling a very tall door with a sign saying "Maintenance" above it. It's unlocked, and opens quietly at a gentle touch. You tiptoe inside, and find yourself in the shadowy corder of an immense hanger bay, filled with craft in various states of repair and many, many useful looking tools and spare parts. Underneath one of the craft you can see two legs sticking out as a technician apparently performs repairs. A high-pitched squeaking sound from underneath the craft may be whistling.
On one of the walls of the bay you can see a rack of incredibly dangerous but apparently deactivated drones.
Does the glimmering of a plan occur to you, o unofficial ambassador of Starfleet, the exploratory and military wing of the United Federation of Planets, dedicated to peaceful coexistence and harmony among the stars?
Certainly it does. You will reprogram the drones to kill the technician and then saunter out with everything you need on page 43.
Wait, what? By no means! You will carefully tiptoe into the bay, steal the tools and parts you need and carry them out without disturbing the technician and betraying the ideals of all you hold dear on page 34.
Neither of the above appeals to you, and you will stride into the room, point your phaser at the technician and demand he give you what you need on page 91.
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It’s funny because I think Thor is kinda hot with that short messy hair. I’m not queer enough to identify as queer but I can recognize that I like him better like that. Especially with the war paint. Take me fallen son of Odin
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....is this where I mention that the US crushes everybody but Norway in the Winter Olympics as well?
The palace is a glorious building made from the same white alloy as the towers, but decorated with intricately wrought images depicting what you assume is the history of this world. Insectoid beings toil and war and build and reach for the stars across the course of the friezes in a way that cannot fail but move the heart of one who has sword allegiance to the ideals of the Federation. Atop the palace sits a highly sophisticated missile system. At the very least you need to get them to turn it off.
Let's see how you're doing and how that affects your choices. If the Alien Marker is in the Friendly position and the Autarch knows you're coming, turn to page 50 for a warm welcome. You will be an ambassador for the Federation!
If not, you brush the last of the faint traces of vaporised alien matter from your uniform and head round the back for a more discreet entrance on page 241.
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Ultimate frisbee.
but they're listening to every word I say
I think there's something with .gifv on mobile, because you're the second person to mention this to me.
In any case, here's the direct link: https://imgur.com/96szD6s
Yeah. And Dog Frisbee too I'd allow it.
there's a lot of bad spectator sports but fishing would be nothing but a satire on the very idea
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we're just better than everyone, it's not like the usual "well one can't expect san marino to have a decent pool of players compared to brazil" type thing
#HotTake.
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you've got thirty million more people than us yet the fraction of people who are actually any good at this snow thing seems to be very, very tiny
this is what happens when you let a bunch of people from one country make up sports using rules that ensure they'll be really good at all those sports
no shut up i refuse to look up the history of any of the sports in the Winter Olympics this is definitely what happened
Competitive Norwegian Argumenting is a crappy winter sport.
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Biathlon style fishing. Run up to mountain lake, catch target species, run back. Maybe do checkpoints around the countryside with several target fish to catch.
If curling can be in the Winter Olympics, shuffleboard should be in the Summer Olympics.
And you gotta catch em with a gun
one more, and she'll be the most-winning winter olympian ever
although the top three - Bjørndalen, Dæhlie, Bjørgen - have 8-4-1, 8-4-0, 7-4-2 right now so it's not exactly leaps and bounds ahead, here
we did invent the biathlon but, to be fair, when we made the rules, it included full-size caliber rifles, a requirement of backpacks, also each team had to have an officer with a pistol who did not participate in the shooting, so it was a bit different
Why is life so hard.
dat swimming inflation tho
Much like who went straight for the dog instead of the Barbarian
omg SIG whose side are you on
but then again the summer olympics kind of seems like it's mostly many, many variations of "run the fastest"
look there are lots of ways to be fast and it's important to find out who's the fastest in each fast way
What is her twitter I will tell some people and take care of this.
Kidding people are allowed to like what they like even if it seems really weird
although i thought the same thing at 7 am and 4 am olololololololfuckinsomnia
I propose a biathlon where you shoot at each other
Competitive enhanced interrogation techniques.
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Summer games basketball is the absolute worst competition to watch, except for the one time in ten years that Spain or whoever fields an NBA team too.
I might go see it solo. It depends on Chelle’s desire level to see it with me. Not sure where she’s at fanwise on Black Panther. Comic book movies are enjoyable for her but not like her favorite thing ever. She loves iron man because come on RDJ and she loves Thor because she likes mythology stuff. I mean I know that’s true but I know it’s really about Hemsworth. She knows I don’t get jealous of that shit, but just won’t own up to it. How I know she’s lying? She loved Ragnarok but whenever the trailers came out or the subject comes up now? “Why did they cut his hair I hate that I liked his old hair”
Girrrrrrl.
Everything is either a tree or a polar bear, VH!
You find something resembling a very tall door with a sign saying "Maintenance" above it. It's unlocked, and opens quietly at a gentle touch. You tiptoe inside, and find yourself in the shadowy corder of an immense hanger bay, filled with craft in various states of repair and many, many useful looking tools and spare parts. Underneath one of the craft you can see two legs sticking out as a technician apparently performs repairs. A high-pitched squeaking sound from underneath the craft may be whistling.
On one of the walls of the bay you can see a rack of incredibly dangerous but apparently deactivated drones.
Does the glimmering of a plan occur to you, o unofficial ambassador of Starfleet, the exploratory and military wing of the United Federation of Planets, dedicated to peaceful coexistence and harmony among the stars?
Certainly it does. You will reprogram the drones to kill the technician and then saunter out with everything you need on page 43.
Wait, what? By no means! You will carefully tiptoe into the bay, steal the tools and parts you need and carry them out without disturbing the technician and betraying the ideals of all you hold dear on page 34.
Neither of the above appeals to you, and you will stride into the room, point your phaser at the technician and demand he give you what you need on page 91.
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