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ALL-BLACK THE [FASHION THREAD]

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I refuse to support any narrative that tries to make Abraham Lincoln sexy

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I refuse to support any narrative that tries to make Abraham Lincoln sexy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    So I have my first pair of leather-soled shoes. The soles are definitely replaceable, but the thing I don't know is: how do I know when they need to be replaced?

    I've worn them almost every day for the past four months, fwiw.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    When the rain gets in.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    That's a good blues album name

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    In keeping with the thread title I've been tempted lately to shift to an all black wardrobe

    Though DC summer is NOT the place for that. So maybe I should say monochrome?

    ALL WHITE in summer
    ALL BLACK in winter

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    ALL BLACK THE NECROSWO-ah wait wrong thread

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    In keeping with the thread title I've been tempted lately to shift to an all black wardrobe

    Though DC summer is NOT the place for that. So maybe I should say monochrome?

    ALL WHITE in summer
    ALL BLACK in winter

    White linen suits!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I'm actually more prone to actually wearing all black in the summers. If I'm wearing like, a button up and a sweater and a jacket, having them all be black can start to feel a bit much, especially if the shades don't line up well. But if I'm just wearing a t-shirt and jeans, it's very easy for them to both be black.

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    I'm jealous of people who can physically wear more than a t shirt and shorts in the summer without combusting.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    During the summer I wear wool-socks, corduroy shorts and sweat shirts at my job.

    I'm something of a trend-setter.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I bought a tie because I'm an an adult and no one was there to stop me

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I dig my new post-lasik glasses and then, my post-anniversary dinner shirt!
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    That is a fly shirt my man!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Hey, I been drunk in that room before.

    It's a real good shirt, btw.

    Also, happy anniversary to youuuu

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I bought another tie because I have no self control

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    A MAN NEEDS HIS TIES

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Love the ties Indie, love the shirt Mysst!

    Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 2018/2019 Catwalk Link

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    I would wear all of these.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    The glasses in the second picture say "I'm too fabulous for your bullshit, darling" and they're great.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    The glasses in the second picture say "I'm too fabulous for your bullshit, darling" and they're great.

    I should get some of them for work.

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    That 3rd woman is wearing a rug and I cannot unsee it.

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    It's a fancy rug.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    It really ties the room together

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I just found out those "extreme cutout" jeans have sold out.

    These things cost $168:

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    and they're sold out.

    I need a drink...

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    It's as if The Onion had a fashion line

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I notice it has pockets though

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Plus it pairs well with the Extreme Cutout Leotard!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    What do they do with all the fabric they've cut out?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    What do they do with all the fabric they've cut out?

    This

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    ... I was not expecting an answer but here we are.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Waste not, want not.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    the second part is true, at least

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I'm in the wrong business

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Ugh...so I'm just discovering that virtually all of my hot-weather tops do not fit me, and have to be taken in somehow. Since a lot of them are tank tops (and/or I purchased them very cheaply from TJ Maxx) I figure I can tailor virtually all of them at home myself pretty easily, but man, this is going to be a lot of work :| Some of this is a result of losing weight (yay!) and some of it is typical garbage fits from clothing brands that have unanimously decided that you need to be showing the entirety of your bra at all times. Makes it super hard to find clothing that I can wear to work when it's 90 degrees out.

    Arm holes are always too large, straps are always too long. It's so goddamn hard to find tanks that fit properly. I am going to punch every clothing manufacturer.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    What do they do with all the fabric they've cut out?

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    how do you put a thing like this on, are there buttons or a zipper on the back? or are the neck or leg holes very elastic or what

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Ugh...so I'm just discovering that virtually all of my hot-weather tops do not fit me, and have to be taken in somehow. Since a lot of them are tank tops (and/or I purchased them very cheaply from TJ Maxx) I figure I can tailor virtually all of them at home myself pretty easily, but man, this is going to be a lot of work :| Some of this is a result of losing weight (yay!) and some of it is typical garbage fits from clothing brands that have unanimously decided that you need to be showing the entirety of your bra at all times. Makes it super hard to find clothing that I can wear to work when it's 90 degrees out.

    Arm holes are always too large, straps are always too long. It's so goddamn hard to find tanks that fit properly. I am going to punch every clothing manufacturer.

    Need a new top? Got you (partially) covered mate
    bowen wrote: »
    What do they do with all the fabric they've cut out?

    This

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I feel like I'm partially to blame for this.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Partially?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I only asked a semi-rhetorical question! I feel like more of the blame should be on snickety!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I only asked a semi-rhetorical question! I feel like more of the blame should be on snickety!

    There is plenty of blame to go around.
    Unlike denim, which is apparently in increasingly short supply.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Those denim cut out leggings look like a lingerie for a very specific fetish, or something

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