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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »


    Oh look there's 3 more I hadn't seen yet.

    I wasn't as annoyed about these as others, but fucking Bullitt?

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    *thinks for a bit

    Yeah. Yeah it is.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The Bullitt one makes the least sense
    Even if you were a nerdy teen in the actual 80s I doubt you'd seen Bullitt

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »


    Oh look there's 3 more I hadn't seen yet.

    I wasn't as annoyed about these as others, but fucking Bullitt?

    I don't think bullitt is even mentioned in the book

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think the marketing looks terrible to most of us because we are not the target.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    I've said it elsewhere but it's a book written entirely around the concept that being that guy who hangs around a comic shop and substitutes pop culture references and minutia for actual conversation is so important that it'll save the world.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Bullitt one makes the least sense
    Even if you were a nerdy teen in the actual 80s I doubt you'd seen Bullitt

    Bullitt is definitely a movie for "car guys", and while there's some crossover between nerds and "car guys" (hello!), it's not super common.

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Bullitt one makes the least sense
    Even if you were a nerdy teen in the actual 80s I doubt you'd seen Bullitt

    My Dad made me watch it for the chase scene, but agree 100%.

    That poster embodies this stupid-ass drive to fit everything that was ever cool under the geek umbrella that people ought to know better than to give into.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm just saying that the people they are targeting probably think those posters are awesome.

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    I've said it elsewhere but it's a book written entirely around the concept that being that guy who hangs around a comic shop and substitutes pop culture references and minutia for actual conversation is so important that it'll save the world.

    And ultimately, it's neither determination, justice, a sense of duty to humanity, kindness, nor courage that wins out.

    It's being good at games like Joust and being able to regurgitate the script of WarGames and Holy Grail.

    Mx. Quill on
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    I've said it elsewhere but it's a book written entirely around the concept that being that guy who hangs around a comic shop and substitutes pop culture references and minutia for actual conversation is so important that it'll save the world.

    And ultimately, it's neither determination, justice, a sense of duty to humanity, kindness, nor courage that wins out.

    It's being good at games like Joust and being able to regurgitate the script of WarGames and Holy Grail.

    Well yeah that guy at the comic shop has none of the former, only the latter

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    I've said it elsewhere but it's a book written entirely around the concept that being that guy who hangs around a comic shop and substitutes pop culture references and minutia for actual conversation is so important that it'll save the world.

    Don't forget that if you aren't one of those people you do not deserve to live.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2018
    His family and everyone in the building they live in gets killed directly because of his actions and nobody important cares because they don't know how to recite The Breakfast Club.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    He's Pooh Bear, people.

    Jesus.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    He's Pooh Bear, People Jesus.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    Excuse me m'lady, if I may. Not really a question, per se, more of an observation. A comment, really: Not all men.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    Excuse me m'lady, if I may. Not really a question, per se, more of an observation. A comment, really: Not all men.

    *Tips fedora*

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the weird thing is that the biggest fan of RPO I've ever met was a woman

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    My understanding of RPO is that it's every guy who's challenged a woman's geeky credentials, personified.

    Excuse me m'lady, if I may. Not really a question, per se, more of an observation. A comment, really: Not all men.

    *Tips fedora*

    Whoa whoa whoa, this is the future Raijin

    His fedora can tip itself

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Tips Fedora, private eye

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    the weird thing is that the biggest fan of RPO I've ever met was a woman

    Plenty of women love books about men who are terrible to women. Look at the success of the Fifty Shades series.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    the weird thing is that the biggest fan of RPO I've ever met was a woman

    Me too actually.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    I think the marketing looks terrible to most of us because we are not the target.

    We are absolutely the target.

    Nerds who love video games and movies and were kids in the 80s and 90s when all this stuff was coming out? That’s who this crap is supposed to sell to. They just misjudged...well, everything, right down to the core idea of the movie.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    I think the marketing looks terrible to most of us because we are not the target.

    We are absolutely the target.

    Nerds who love video games and movies and were kids in the 80s and 90s when all this stuff was coming out? That’s who this crap is supposed to sell to. They just misjudged...well, everything, right down to the core idea of the movie.

    Yep. We're supposed to be psyched as hell for this.

    I'll just get tickets for The Incredibles 2 instead.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Tips Fedora, private eye

    Excellent work, GG

    very good

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    it might be more accurate to say that we, the people on this board, are a small segment of the target market

    I honestly have no idea how Nerds at Large are reacting to this movie or its marketing

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    it might be more accurate to say that we, the people on this board, are a small segment of the target market

    I honestly have no idea how Nerds at Large are reacting to this movie or its marketing

    Most of the nerds I work with (who are not bad people with poor taste by any stretch of the imagination) are moderately to extremely excited for it, for whatever that's worth.

    I think the source material is trash, but I trust Spielberg to at least turn it into a mindless, dumb, fun spectacle that's probably entertaining enough for a matinee ticket if I'm bored before Infinity War drops.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    it might be more accurate to say that we, the people on this board, are a small segment of the target market

    I honestly have no idea how Nerds at Large are reacting to this movie or its marketing

    This is what I was talking about. Not nerds in the wild.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Movie critic Twitter arguing over the proper way to address Pooh is the best thing that has happened today

    Well he's "The Pooh" so I'd assume he'd answer to both Winnie and Pooh.

    He's Winnie-ther-Pooh. Don't you know what 'ther' means?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    it might be more accurate to say that we, the people on this board, are a small segment of the target market

    I honestly have no idea how Nerds at Large are reacting to this movie or its marketing

    The first trailer has over 14 million views on Youtube. Over 197,000 'likes', and just under 11,000 'dislikes'.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »


    Oh look there's 3 more I hadn't seen yet.

    I'm glad I saw that here and not out in the wild for the first time. I imagine employees would be upset at someone yelling "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" in a theater lobby.

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Tips Fedora, private eye

    My favorite Friends at the Table NPC, Tips Fedora!

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    A quick look on twitter used to bring up plenty of people excited for the film. But I think people must really hate these posters because I'm seeing nothing positive.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    That book is very popular. And I wouldn’t be shocked if it makes bank.

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    rhylith wrote: »
    I think the marketing looks terrible to most of us because we are not the target.

    We are absolutely the target.

    Nerds who love video games and movies and were kids in the 80s and 90s when all this stuff was coming out? That’s who this crap is supposed to sell to. They just misjudged...well, everything, right down to the core idea of the movie.

    It's doubly funny since, just a week before RPO is released, I'll have my ass in a seat watching giant robots punch giant monsters once again.

    That's likewise a movie made exactly for someone like me who loves the shit out of giant punchy robots and it gets everything right about giant punchy robots.


    The only thing RPO gets right is teenagers being asshats on the internet.

    Mx. Quill on
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    The problem with referencing great films you love is it makes you want to watch great films you love, and not, say, RPO

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Those posters look un-fucking-believably bad.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    It's incredible that they topped the poster where his leg was nine feet long

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    That book is very popular. And I wouldn’t be shocked if it makes bank.

    it was popular and it reviewed well!

    I do not understand it

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