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[Football/Soccer] Thread about kickin' balls

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Soccer is still boring! 90 minutes of PKs! kthnxbye

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular


    the league of ireland season kicks off again tonight with our version of the charity shield

    i don't like the team that scored this goal but i must reluctantly admit that its a cracker

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular


    Forget that goal I posted before, my teams scored a much better one in their preseason friendly tonight!

    less than a week for the league to kick off and I’m buzzing

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVMesGJZZUw
    Fucking stoked for Yengi. Grew up supporting AU then scores his first senior goal away against Melbourne.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVMesGJZZUw
    Fucking stoked for Yengi. Grew up supporting AU then scores his first senior goal away against Melbourne.

    all he needed was a fight for the Gordie Howe hat trick

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2021
    EDIT: ugh, a tweet was here showing Lamella's Rabona against Arsenal, and it was very cheeky indeed. Later, he was sent off.

    Possibly the cockiest goal of the season.

    Bogart on
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Poor Salford City. Only got to hold the EFL trophy for one day.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Relatedly, today marks the one-year anniversary of the last time my local team got to play a game at home. It's not even that we're playing away, we're based in an entirely different country, no access to our facilities and cut off from our logistics & support systems.

    Our last home game came in the midst of a hot streak, 4 straight wins on the trot.

    I think we've only recorded 4 wins in total in the year since.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i mean jota was always going to score tonight, wasn't he

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Fucking knew Liverpool would win. Didn’t know that we’d have another horror show injury, though.

    This season has been awful.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Any brits got opinions re: Musah?

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    We’ve got them next and I am praying they’re still shit.

    Away, so they might get one goal.

    2 from the wolves will almost certainly get the job done

    Slightly less mediocre on the road for the victory.

    Couldn't watch so haven't seen what happened to Patricio yet, but anything leading to 15 minutes of extra time sounds horrible.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    We’ve got them next and I am praying they’re still shit.

    Away, so they might get one goal.

    2 from the wolves will almost certainly get the job done

    Slightly less mediocre on the road for the victory.

    Couldn't watch so haven't seen what happened to Patricio yet, but anything leading to 15 minutes of extra time sounds horrible.

    they didn't show the replay so you know it's bad

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    tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    We’ve got them next and I am praying they’re still shit.

    Away, so they might get one goal.

    2 from the wolves will almost certainly get the job done

    Slightly less mediocre on the road for the victory.

    Couldn't watch so haven't seen what happened to Patricio yet, but anything leading to 15 minutes of extra time sounds horrible.

    they didn't show the replay so you know it's bad

    It's not like good, but not like bones through skin or 'that doesn't bend that way' kind of thing. Just got knocked out. He is now conscious, and apparently remembers everything so probably okay long term, but concussions are weird and hard to predict.

    https://streamja.com/KyRMe
    He slid down on his knees as Salah came forward and one of his defenders caught him in the head with his knee running full tilt. Again not great, but not gore filled or anything. Basically took a muay thai knee to the head and was out cold.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i saw a lot of complaints about the late flag rule there (inc the Sky commentators) but realistically, there's like 2 seconds there between the pass and the collision

    i can absolutely, 100% say that not one of Patricio, Salah or Coady is going to act differently there if the flag goes up

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    Chelsea continue to be impossible to score against but can't seem to score. I guess this is the new football, all about beating the high press and finding that tiny window of space and time in the face of said press.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    lol spurs

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Fucking manu, boo

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    game's gone soft when this is a red card :x

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Spurs have gone and Spurs'd it all up.
    Again.

    There's a lot of chatter about Jose out by the end of the season, and i can kinda see it...

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Spurs have gone and Spurs'd it all up.
    Again.

    There's a lot of chatter about Jose out by the end of the season, and i can kinda see it...

    i just don't see levy paying two severances in two years

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    JoMo is the futbal version of every retread hire in American football.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    lol spurs

    WAIT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME DINAMO ZAGREB'S MANAGER WENT TO PRISON THIS WEEK FOR FRAUD

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    lol spurs

    WAIT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME DINAMO ZAGREB'S MANAGER WENT TO PRISON THIS WEEK FOR FRAUD

    The commentator was saying something about how it might be difficult for DZ without the manager there, i'd assumed he'd be sent to the stands, not to fuckin' prison.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    CL pairings

    Real Madrid : FC Liverpool
    FC Bayern München : Paris St.-Germain
    FC Porto : FC Chelsea
    Manchester City : Borussia Dortmund

    every match has either a german team or a german coach.

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    Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    A Man City V Bayern semifinal would be very interesting if both teams make it.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    bayern PSG will be tasty

    be interesting to see a less cagey version of last year's final played over two legs

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i actually can't believe we had a match where Rangers had someone sent off for kicking someone in the face and yet the other team came out looking worse

    we're through the looking glass people

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    I would like to see Arsenal just come out and humiliate Slavia in the next round, but it’s the Arsenal, so the shoe is likely to be on the other foot.

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    LeperMessiahLeperMessiah Registered User regular
    FFS Gunners, 3-1 at the half to West Ham and that 1 goal off an OG.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular


    ireland has a 5km travel restriction and a ban on fans in the stadium but that didn't stop this lad from travelling the length of the country to watch us lose 1-0 from outside the stadium

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    Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    They could have at least let him in.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Mc zany wrote: »
    They could have at least let him in.

    the league is taking the ban quite seriously as other sports didn't last year, were tied to a bunch of covid outbreaks and weren't given the go ahead to start back up this season

    also, more importantly, this way is a lot funnier

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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    It’s rather refreshing to see the Canadian MNT actually have talent. Also, the Whitecaps probably undervalued him.


    :so_raven:
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    i can't get over this United promo pic from 2003

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i never liked football anyway

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Qatar would have been zero craic anyways

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