Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Nope, bubble gum and twist ties will also work.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
To be fair, that's like the exact right time to use "No Homo".
But it's so homo. She is so fucking gay, I have no idea how she didn't realize it until college, well after she'd started watching shitty movies because the lead women were hot.
"Well, obviously everybody is attracted to women. That doesn't make a person gay. What do you mean most women don't want to smash with other women?"
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
Straight sharks, maybe. I dunno.
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Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Nope, bubble gum and twist ties will also work.
It’s an ssd it can literally go anywhere it has no moving parts
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Nope, bubble gum and twist ties will also work.
Technically we could just dangle it in there with zero to secure it but that makes me too paranoid
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
Somehow my job now is even more depressing than my previous job.
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Nope, bubble gum and twist ties will also work.
Technically we could just dangle it in there with zero to secure it but that makes me too paranoid
Why does that make you paranoid? You aren't going to be shaking or moving the computer. As BR said, it's an SSD with no moving parts.
My wife continually blames me that our kids like video games a lot.
Yet it was her idea to build a computer with oldest for his birthday and she just had us all go to office depot to get proper chairs....and oh she asked her dad to redo the table top so the desk has more space for the computers...
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Nope, bubble gum and twist ties will also work.
Technically we could just dangle it in there with zero to secure it but that makes me too paranoid
Why does that make you paranoid? You aren't going to be shaking or moving the computer. As BR said, it's an SSD with no moving parts.
You can't just let computer parts dangle in midair!
It's not right!
Mostly I wanted to make sure the screw holes in the casing weren't liable to fry it without proper grounding or something.
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
This is the part where I got my quote trees confused.
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Nope, bubble gum and twist ties will also work.
Technically we could just dangle it in there with zero to secure it but that makes me too paranoid
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
To be fair, that's like the exact right time to use "No Homo".
But it's so homo. She is so fucking gay, I have no idea how she didn't realize it until college, well after she'd started watching shitty movies because the lead women were hot.
If no homo isn't super fucking gay then you are using it wrong.
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
The new Macbook should perform better in short bursts. So basically if you bought the ultra premium machine even though you didn't really need it, it'll feel like that power is there because everything will be really snappy when opening browsers and stuff. But if you actually try to use it in a sustained way: video renders, crypto, etc, it'll overheat and slow down lower than the old model.
Nah man, thermal throttling is near instant.
It's okay to say they fucked up and to just get the i7.
It takes a few seconds for the throttling to kick in. That's plenty of time under typical light usage for web browsing, etc. I stand by what I wrote.
Also what I wrote was in no way praising apple for this bogus design or their fucked priorities! If anything I called out the machine for having illusory power.
You'll have to excuse me on that, as well. I feel like company fandoms have long since passed into the jurisdiction of Poe's Law.
You must not have been around the day these laptops were announced, and I announced that there was a good chance that I was jumping ship from Apple because of a string of extremely poor products, including botched OS releases, with this trash hardware being the last straw.
Waffles has a prebuilt acer, it has a metal HDD cage with space for 2 drives, but only has one HDD. I want to give her my old SSD and sure enough there are 4 screw holes in the bottom of the little metal hard drive cage. Is there any reason I can't just dig up some screws and screw that in? SSDs don't need weird special grounded washers or anything I think?
Nope, bubble gum and twist ties will also work.
Technically we could just dangle it in there with zero to secure it but that makes me too paranoid
Why does that make you paranoid? You aren't going to be shaking or moving the computer. As BR said, it's an SSD with no moving parts.
You can't just let computer parts dangle in midair!
It's not right!
Mostly I wanted to make sure the screw holes in the casing weren't liable to fry it without proper grounding or something.
I get you. This is still crazypants. But I get you.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
The new Macbook should perform better in short bursts. So basically if you bought the ultra premium machine even though you didn't really need it, it'll feel like that power is there because everything will be really snappy when opening browsers and stuff. But if you actually try to use it in a sustained way: video renders, crypto, etc, it'll overheat and slow down lower than the old model.
Nah man, thermal throttling is near instant.
It's okay to say they fucked up and to just get the i7.
It takes a few seconds for the throttling to kick in. That's plenty of time under typical light usage for web browsing, etc. I stand by what I wrote.
Also what I wrote was in no way praising apple for this bogus design or their fucked priorities! If anything I called out the machine for having illusory power.
You'll have to excuse me on that, as well. I feel like company fandoms have long since passed into the jurisdiction of Poe's Law.
You must not have been around the day these laptops were announced, and I announced that there was a good chance that I was jumping ship from Apple because of a string of extremely poor products, including botched OS releases, with this trash hardware being the last straw.
Just get an iPad Pro
It’s a “super computer” apparently
No it's a super. computer.
Very different.
VishNub on
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Narwhal
You’ve mentioned big sandwiches before
Where do they place on your list of favorite things
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Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
The primary security for my bag and the things in my bag are that they are too heavy for most people to lift
It's a surprisingly effective system
"Well, obviously everybody is attracted to women. That doesn't make a person gay. What do you mean most women don't want to smash with other women?"
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
It’s an ssd it can literally go anywhere it has no moving parts
Technically we could just dangle it in there with zero to secure it but that makes me too paranoid
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
*looks at SSD*
hrrrrrrrm
Why does that make you paranoid? You aren't going to be shaking or moving the computer. As BR said, it's an SSD with no moving parts.
They sure are getting cheap though
Yet it was her idea to build a computer with oldest for his birthday and she just had us all go to office depot to get proper chairs....and oh she asked her dad to redo the table top so the desk has more space for the computers...
Plasma torp
You can't just let computer parts dangle in midair!
It's not right!
Mostly I wanted to make sure the screw holes in the casing weren't liable to fry it without proper grounding or something.
I paid 150 for this 1TB Sandisk!
If no homo isn't super fucking gay then you are using it wrong.
This live actions Titans trailer looks like it’s straight out of 2003
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
It’s a “super computer” apparently
I get you. This is still crazypants. But I get you.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
#BuyNarwhalABigSandwich
So it looks good then....?
No it's a super. computer.
Very different.
You’ve mentioned big sandwiches before
Where do they place on your list of favorite things
Oh my god that looks hilariously bad
Like it was created entirely by a group of people still angry about Teen Titans GO
fuck batman
*robin steps on a guy's neck*
#BonusChicken
So we're eating that tonight
hot tip, you can't.