Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
I haven't noticed anything at this point, presumably because I am a creature of pure intellect who happens to unfortunately reside in a meat body
That's being unfair to the CW shows which have better special effects and writing. It feels like a trailer for a show that's on a cable network you're not sure you have. "Honey do we have explosion? There is a trailer for a new boom blox show."
Wait, that was for a movie and NOT a new TV series?
I hear they're adding batgirl to the CW verse. I'm very behind on those shows, the quality definitely dipped.
Flash Season 1 though, so good.
Black Lightning is legitimately very good. It's not tied to the other CW shows and has a slightly different tone.
I also really like that it is pretty much the only superhero thing in any format about a responsible, adult professional parent and community role model who also happens to be a superhero. It's a nice change from the neurotics and borderline sociopaths.
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Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
I haven't noticed anything at this point, presumably because I am a creature of pure intellect who happens to unfortunately reside in a meat body
Being a brain genius in a meat prison is pretty rough, but fortunately there is dunking on people in video games
"girls want to bang as much as guys" always struck me as a rhetorical device to ward off the idea that women are pure little angels grossed out by sex, implicitly condoning aggressive male pursuit as the only way to get sex
“Rhetorical device” here seems to be a bit of a euphemism, which is itself exactly the sort of deep rhetoric I would expect out of a creature of the arts
That's being unfair to the CW shows which have better special effects and writing. It feels like a trailer for a show that's on a cable network you're not sure you have. "Honey do we have explosion? There is a trailer for a new boom blox show."
Woah now. I enjoy some CW shows but I think you might be overselling them a bit there.
But also I was saying the trailer looked like a trailer for a CW show. That's where the emphasis should be. The same sort of marketing. Like the extreme over drama, the music, the edginess and just the seeming attempt to appeal to the teenage crowd while trying way too hard. That kinda stuff.
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
I haven't noticed anything at this point, presumably because I am a creature of pure intellect who happens to unfortunately reside in a meat body
Being a brain genius in a meat prison is pretty rough, but fortunately there is dunking on people in video games
(Also: interesting)
Wait also--can I ask--did the phrase "brain genius" come from chat or is there somewhere else we're getting it from?
I feel like I've used it constantly for about a week, and my husband was like ??? and I was like ah don't worry it takes a brain genius to understand the humor inherent in the phrase
But where does it come from?
(Also it's been like 3 weeks so who even knows. But I'm someone who never has much in the way of mood effects from my period so I'm not surprised that hormones wouldn't have a large effect)
I referred (and helped interview) a genderqueer acquaintance for a job at my employer.
They started out in the job using female name & pronouns at work despite using androgynous name & they/them outside of work.
Coincidentally, around the same time, we changed most of our bathroom signage away from gender terms and switched them to "urinal/toilet" and "toilet/no urinals"
My friend felt comfortable enough to start using they/them pronouns and they're now part of our corporate gender identity committee and wrote a blog post on our corporate intranet today about how awesome our company's attention to gender identity is.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
‘There may be statistical differences between men and women but every person should be treated like an individual’, I guess
Now let’s start the pansexual orgy
I put on my robe and wizard hat
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I referred (and helped interview) a genderqueer acquaintance for a job at my employer.
They started out in the job using female name & pronouns at work despite using androgynous name & they/them outside of work.
Coincidentally, around the same time, we changed most of our bathroom signage away from gender terms and switched them to "urinal/toilet" and "toilet/no urinals"
My friend felt comfortable enough to start using they/them pronouns and they're now part of our corporate gender identity committee and wrote a blog post on our corporate intranet today about how awesome our company's attention to gender identity is.
oh wow that's a very positive company culture; do you have a lot of young people or something?
Stopped at a really beautiful place, had just one kiosk that only took cash and had no tobacco
Hustled to get to a neigbouring island, ran off the boat to make closing time at 15:30, got my nicotine. Real idyllic, great facilities. We shat, qe showered, we ate, we set sail again.
We're like a dang third of the way to Bergen already
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Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
I haven't noticed anything at this point, presumably because I am a creature of pure intellect who happens to unfortunately reside in a meat body
Being a brain genius in a meat prison is pretty rough, but fortunately there is dunking on people in video games
(Also: interesting)
Wait also--can I ask--did the phrase "brain genius" come from chat or is there somewhere else we're getting it from?
I feel like I've used it constantly for about a week, and my husband was like ??? and I was like ah don't worry it takes a brain genius to understand the humor inherent in the phrase
But where does it come from?
(Also it's been like 3 weeks so who even knows. But I'm someone who never has much in the way of mood effects from my period so I'm not surprised that hormones wouldn't have a large effect)
I got it from chat, but always assumed it was some memery from elsewhere
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
I haven't noticed anything at this point, presumably because I am a creature of pure intellect who happens to unfortunately reside in a meat body
Being a brain genius in a meat prison is pretty rough, but fortunately there is dunking on people in video games
(Also: interesting)
Wait also--can I ask--did the phrase "brain genius" come from chat or is there somewhere else we're getting it from?
I feel like I've used it constantly for about a week, and my husband was like ??? and I was like ah don't worry it takes a brain genius to understand the humor inherent in the phrase
But where does it come from?
(Also it's been like 3 weeks so who even knows. But I'm someone who never has much in the way of mood effects from my period so I'm not surprised that hormones wouldn't have a large effect)
I got it from chat, but always assumed it was some memery from elsewhere
Sounds like something they'd say in Dinner for Schmucks.
I like that kind of construction, as though you're so overwhelmed by the subject of the description that you can only brutishly mash words together as though they're intensifiers
I referred (and helped interview) a genderqueer acquaintance for a job at my employer.
They started out in the job using female name & pronouns at work despite using androgynous name & they/them outside of work.
Coincidentally, around the same time, we changed most of our bathroom signage away from gender terms and switched them to "urinal/toilet" and "toilet/no urinals"
My friend felt comfortable enough to start using they/them pronouns and they're now part of our corporate gender identity committee and wrote a blog post on our corporate intranet today about how awesome our company's attention to gender identity is.
oh wow that's a very positive company culture; do you have a lot of young people or something?
that's 100% unimaginable in my field
We have a fairly typical mix of ages.
Our CEO is a gay man. One of our competitors received some bad publicity for transmisogyny. We are deliberately and strategically positioning ourselves as a queer-friendly company. Partly because our corporate leadership believes in that, partly because it attracts a lot of talent and clientele.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Even in stop motion I still don't know what's going on with that fish, did it attack? Was it attacked? Why the smoke?!
Brown fish is hiding in the mud waiting for small fish to pass by to eat. Blue fish swims in front of brown fish, brown fish grabs it (very fast), then pulls it back down the burrow. Bottom is very muddy, so movement by brown fish and struggle from blue fish kick up mud.
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
haha this is definitely not the case for all ladies
Yup. Shark wants the emotions and long drawn out. I’m more....not? Get in. Get off. Get out.
Even in stop motion I still don't know what's going on with that fish, did it attack? Was it attacked? Why the smoke?!
Brown fish is hiding in the mud waiting for small fish to pass by to eat. Blue fish swims in front of brown fish, brown fish grabs it (very fast), then pulls it back down the burrow. Bottom is very muddy, so movement by brown fish and struggle from blue fish kick up mud.
I like that kind of construction, as though you're so overwhelmed by the subject of the description that you can only brutishly mash words together as though they're intensifiers
Brain genius
Sex pervert
Word criminal
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I haven't noticed anything at this point, presumably because I am a creature of pure intellect who happens to unfortunately reside in a meat body
Wait, that was for a movie and NOT a new TV series?
The snail at the end is like "I'm going too fast I can't stooooooooooooop"
Black Lightning is legitimately very good. It's not tied to the other CW shows and has a slightly different tone.
I also really like that it is pretty much the only superhero thing in any format about a responsible, adult professional parent and community role model who also happens to be a superhero. It's a nice change from the neurotics and borderline sociopaths.
Being a brain genius in a meat prison is pretty rough, but fortunately there is dunking on people in video games
(Also: interesting)
Wait what the fuck did you just happen?
pleasepaypreacher.net
Woah now. I enjoy some CW shows but I think you might be overselling them a bit there.
But also I was saying the trailer looked like a trailer for a CW show. That's where the emphasis should be. The same sort of marketing. Like the extreme over drama, the music, the edginess and just the seeming attempt to appeal to the teenage crowd while trying way too hard. That kinda stuff.
Get dunked ribbonfish.
Wait also--can I ask--did the phrase "brain genius" come from chat or is there somewhere else we're getting it from?
I feel like I've used it constantly for about a week, and my husband was like ??? and I was like ah don't worry it takes a brain genius to understand the humor inherent in the phrase
But where does it come from?
(Also it's been like 3 weeks so who even knows. But I'm someone who never has much in the way of mood effects from my period so I'm not surprised that hormones wouldn't have a large effect)
I don't know what just happened. That fish used a smoke bomb or something.
They started out in the job using female name & pronouns at work despite using androgynous name & they/them outside of work.
Coincidentally, around the same time, we changed most of our bathroom signage away from gender terms and switched them to "urinal/toilet" and "toilet/no urinals"
My friend felt comfortable enough to start using they/them pronouns and they're now part of our corporate gender identity committee and wrote a blog post on our corporate intranet today about how awesome our company's attention to gender identity is.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Was it Little Lucca on El Camino Real in South San Francisco?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
oh wow that's a very positive company culture; do you have a lot of young people or something?
that's 100% unimaginable in my field
Hustled to get to a neigbouring island, ran off the boat to make closing time at 15:30, got my nicotine. Real idyllic, great facilities. We shat, qe showered, we ate, we set sail again.
We're like a dang third of the way to Bergen already
I got it from chat, but always assumed it was some memery from elsewhere
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Sounds like something they'd say in Dinner for Schmucks.
pleasepaypreacher.net
The ambush fish/eel retreated into its hole. The seabed just had fine silt to easily stir up.
The snail racing off the edge was p funny too
Brain genius
Sex pervert
We have a fairly typical mix of ages.
Our CEO is a gay man. One of our competitors received some bad publicity for transmisogyny. We are deliberately and strategically positioning ourselves as a queer-friendly company. Partly because our corporate leadership believes in that, partly because it attracts a lot of talent and clientele.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Ok so the one that was waiting was the attacker?
pleasepaypreacher.net
*does victory dance*
That place is fantastic and I miss it so much
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Brown fish is hiding in the mud waiting for small fish to pass by to eat. Blue fish swims in front of brown fish, brown fish grabs it (very fast), then pulls it back down the burrow. Bottom is very muddy, so movement by brown fish and struggle from blue fish kick up mud.
black mud is underneath brown mud.
*scouts caves for future hermit-hood*
Also, snail falls slowly to its inevitable doom.
get it together you brain pervert
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Word criminal
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