Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
This is actually problematic: most women, due to anatomy, don't have to be continuously aroused, since the relevant physiological function causes a state which can persist with only intermittent contribution. Meanwhile, alternative anatomies do require constant physiological function in order to continue certain actions. It gets worse, of course, because there is a necessary pressure threshold below which further stimulation is made more difficult, but stimulation is required to increase pressure. Of course, efforts to keep above this threshold are counterproductive, unless one masters mindfulness, and anyway I should write an extremely awkward, dry sex book on mindfulness.
"girls want to bang as much as guys" always struck me as a rhetorical device to ward off the idea that women are pure little angels grossed out by sex, implicitly condoning aggressive male pursuit as the only way to get sex
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
haha this is definitely not the case for all ladies
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Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
This is actually problematic: most women, due to anatomy, don't have to be continuously aroused, since the relevant physiological function causes a state which can persist with only intermittent contribution. Meanwhile, alternative anatomies do require constant physiological function in order to continue certain actions. It gets worse, of course, because there is a necessary pressure threshold below which further stimulation is made more difficult, but stimulation is required to increase pressure. Of course, efforts to keep above this threshold are counterproductive, unless one masters mindfulness, and anyway I should write an extremely awkward, dry sex book on mindfulness.
Reading an entire sex ed book written like this would be amazing
"I ... I think I understand how everything works now."
During the Middle Ages, thin slabs of coarse bread called "trenches" (late 15th century English) or, in its French derivative, "trenchers", were used as plates. At the end of the meal, the food-soaked trencher was eaten by the diner (from which we get the expression "trencherman"), or perhaps fed to a dog or saved for beggars. Trenchers were as much the harbingers of open-face sandwiches as they were of disposable crockery.
This is a lot to take in
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
In general I think there's a sort of progressive position of minimizing sex differences because discussing the nuances of differences and how popular ideas are wrong is not fruitful
This is definitely complicated in many ways by growing trans presence and acceptance, which is imo good because it makes room for us to be critical of our ideology
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
‘There may be statistical differences between men and women but every person should be treated like an individual’, I guess
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
haha this is definitely not the case for all ladies
Yup. Shark wants the emotions and long drawn out. I’m more....not? Get in. Get off. Get out.
During the Middle Ages, thin slabs of coarse bread called "trenches" (late 15th century English) or, in its French derivative, "trenchers", were used as plates. At the end of the meal, the food-soaked trencher was eaten by the diner (from which we get the expression "trencherman"), or perhaps fed to a dog or saved for beggars. Trenchers were as much the harbingers of open-face sandwiches as they were of disposable crockery.
This is a lot to take in
Yes because you've made a plate from bread and now you have to eat it
"girls want to bang as much as guys" always struck me as a rhetorical device to ward off the idea that women are pure little angels grossed out by sex, implicitly condoning aggressive male pursuit as the only way to get sex
“Rhetorical device” here seems to be a bit of a euphemism, which is itself exactly the sort of deep rhetoric I would expect out of a creature of the arts
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
Ah, fair point
You ladies and your need to be emotionally connected with your partner, ugh
This is actually problematic: most women, due to anatomy, don't have to be continuously aroused, since the relevant physiological function causes a state which can persist with only intermittent contribution. Meanwhile, alternative anatomies do require constant physiological function in order to continue certain actions. It gets worse, of course, because there is a necessary pressure threshold below which further stimulation is made more difficult, but stimulation is required to increase pressure. Of course, efforts to keep above this threshold are counterproductive, unless one masters mindfulness, and anyway I should write an extremely awkward, dry sex book on mindfulness.
This sounds like the book my wife is eventually going to write.
That's being unfair to the CW shows which have better special effects and writing. It feels like a trailer for a show that's on a cable network you're not sure you have. "Honey do we have explosion? There is a trailer for a new boom blox show."
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Querry has definitely informed me that I should be in the kitchen before, and capped sex by getting up and saying "no homo, bro, no homo" before walking off.
my favorite post-sex phrase is "whorp borp thank you porp"
pre-sex I like to loudly declare that it is "SLIME TIME" and then put my arms behind my back and wriggle all over her like a slug leaving a slime trail
Is this how straight people do?
I'm just going to assume this is how straight people do. Stereotype'd.
I, perhaps unsurprisingly, tend to heavily rely on rocket-based puns for my bedroom talk
I definitely go into weird mental spaces where I think about the absurdity of an evolutionary system that requires such ridiculous things to reproduce, and how hilarious our pretensions of being somehow above other animals is when we're awkwardly sticking organs in or on things and then making absurd noises and faces.
Surprisingly, this is not actually conducive to having or enjoying sex.
I dunno, sometimes it enhances the experience!
Realizing how silly the whole thing is almost immediately eliminates any performance anxiety, I'll say that much :P
I am relatively certain that mental arousal is required more since I started estrogen, though.
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
‘There may be statistical differences between men and women but every person should be treated like an individual’, I guess
Now let’s start the pansexual orgy
I put on my robe and wizard hat
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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1) Rockets
2) Ladyfish
3) Big Sandwiches
4) High Fives
5) Variations on the traditional High Five
Launching on DC's streaming service so expect no one to see it at all
I have room in my belly for both.
Piping hot tuna fish
Not a tuna melt
Just like, a tuna sandwich that was left on your dashboard while you worked for 8 hours at Best Buy
Those are the best. Nice 35°C chicken salad sandwich
I feel like the standard liberal line at least for a long time on sex differences was that they were literally all made up, and that once everything was properly controlled there was zero difference in dtf-ness between boys and gals. But then, like, every first personal testimony I’ve ever read or heard from a trans person has been like “wow since I started T I wanna fuck like a monster constantly” or “the estrogen... calmed it all down a lot” and etc
I mean there are possible confounding factors here, but it’s awkward for sure with respect to the previous orthodoxy. What is the current party line on this, I want to know what I should say when I get called on to speak at the weekly meeting of the communist sexual anarchy club.
This is a quality nerd post.
only works if you use a lot of mayo
that's not a sandwich, that's biological waste you've decided to eat.
This is actually problematic: most women, due to anatomy, don't have to be continuously aroused, since the relevant physiological function causes a state which can persist with only intermittent contribution. Meanwhile, alternative anatomies do require constant physiological function in order to continue certain actions. It gets worse, of course, because there is a necessary pressure threshold below which further stimulation is made more difficult, but stimulation is required to increase pressure. Of course, efforts to keep above this threshold are counterproductive, unless one masters mindfulness, and anyway I should write an extremely awkward, dry sex book on mindfulness.
I will pursue this interesting new bread concept. More later.
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haha this is definitely not the case for all ladies
Reading an entire sex ed book written like this would be amazing
"I ... I think I understand how everything works now."
"But do you understand that you understand?"
This is a lot to take in
This is definitely complicated in many ways by growing trans presence and acceptance, which is imo good because it makes room for us to be critical of our ideology
‘There may be statistical differences between men and women but every person should be treated like an individual’, I guess
Now let’s start the pansexual orgy
Yup. Shark wants the emotions and long drawn out. I’m more....not? Get in. Get off. Get out.
not even hilariously bad
just straight awful
I mean, still right about those assholes inventing a dehumdifier but also a big asshole himself in true internet fashion
Yes because you've made a plate from bread and now you have to eat it
“Rhetorical device” here seems to be a bit of a euphemism, which is itself exactly the sort of deep rhetoric I would expect out of a creature of the arts
(I tease from a place of love)
This sounds like the book my wife is eventually going to write.
They do that fin biting stuff. They are all in.
pleasepaypreacher.net
It felt like a trailer for a new CW show.
Take that how you will.
That's being unfair to the CW shows which have better special effects and writing. It feels like a trailer for a show that's on a cable network you're not sure you have. "Honey do we have explosion? There is a trailer for a new boom blox show."
pleasepaypreacher.net
this is perfect and 100% of all the information I needed
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Flash Season 1 though, so good.