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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    This church boss is pretty tough. Best boss in DS3 so far, though. his level is probably the best so far as well. Big, packed with secrets and shortcuts and you can see the great level design shine.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I was thinking about dropping out of a class, but the instructor passed by and said that he was happy to have me in his class and now I'm contractually obligated to attend.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I was thinking about dropping out of a class, but the instructor passed by and said that he was happy to have me in his class and now I'm contractually obligated to attend.

    tangentially I also get annoyed when an act of kindness forces me to do better on something.

    It's like OH GOD DAMN IT YOU HUMANIZED IT

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    So this convo just happened. LadyJubs and I talking about Leoric and the rumored Netflix Diablo show.

    jwtym25qhkn3.png

    Jubal77 on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    This church boss is pretty tough. Best boss in DS3 so far, though. his level is probably the best so far as well. Big, packed with secrets and shortcuts and you can see the great level design shine.

    His name is Pontiff Sulyvahn and his is a tragic and evil backstory you complete gaming bro

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    this thread has been popping up on my feed

    Wait ... wait ... the tips stop at #9 and then are followed by 8 plugs for her comedy show and how to donate.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    If you apply a game derivative of moore's law to Cyberpunk, it's going to take approximately 10 years to complete based on The Witcher 3

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    so when i found this apartment i was like finally! an apartment cheap enough and no one got murdered in it!

    today there was an article where they found this guy guilty of murdering his father


    i look at it

    it's a fucking picture of my apartment



    DAMN YOU ALL

    Bless your heart.
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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    this thread has been popping up on my feed

    Wait ... wait ... the tips stop at #9 and then are followed by 8 plugs for her comedy show and how to donate.

    I mean

    Those continue to be pretty effective tips

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    so when i found this apartment i was like finally! an apartment cheap enough and no one got murdered in it!

    today there was an article where they found this guy guilty of murdering his father


    i look at it

    it's a fucking picture of my apartment



    DAMN YOU ALL

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    magnifique

    chef's kiss

    bravissimo

    bake her away, toys

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This church boss is pretty tough. Best boss in DS3 so far, though. his level is probably the best so far as well. Big, packed with secrets and shortcuts and you can see the great level design shine.

    His name is Pontiff Sulyvahn and his is a tragic and evil backstory you complete gaming bro

    Everyone in Dark Souls has a tragic backstory. Andre the smith is basically the only person who doesn't seem likely to throw himself off a tower the second I turn my back.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you apply a game derivative of moore's law to Cyberpunk, it's going to take approximately 10 years to complete based on The Witcher 3

    I'm not worried. Haven't you read about the rumors about impossible hours and slave-like conditions at CD Projekt? Their daily output must be through the roof!

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Ludious wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    so when i found this apartment i was like finally! an apartment cheap enough and no one got murdered in it!

    today there was an article where they found this guy guilty of murdering his father


    i look at it

    it's a fucking picture of my apartment



    DAMN YOU ALL

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    magnifique

    chef's kiss

    bravissimo

    bake her away, toys

    like its not my apartment complex in general
    its a picture of my actual apartment building looking back with a police truck pulled up to the walkway to my door.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This church boss is pretty tough. Best boss in DS3 so far, though. his level is probably the best so far as well. Big, packed with secrets and shortcuts and you can see the great level design shine.

    His name is Pontiff Sulyvahn and his is a tragic and evil backstory you complete gaming bro

    Everyone in Dark Souls has a tragic backstory. Andre the smith is basically the only person who doesn't seem likely to throw himself off a tower the second I turn my back.

    The smith doesn't believe in the holocaust Bogart, you support a literal nazi.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    .................
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    so when i found this apartment i was like finally! an apartment cheap enough and no one got murdered in it!

    today there was an article where they found this guy guilty of murdering his father


    i look at it

    it's a fucking picture of my apartment



    DAMN YOU ALL

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    magnifique

    chef's kiss

    bravissimo

    bake her away, toys

    like its not my apartment complex in general
    its a picture of my actual apartment building looking back with a police truck pulled up to the walkway to my door.

    is it christmas

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I hate my life
    Also all my clothes are being destroyed by the complex's public laundromat I really need to find a new place to live.

    Bless your heart.
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Well, I finally got around to watching all of that Cyberpunk video with sound on.

    That narrator guy's forced intensity is... silly.



    The game itself looks, um, wow. I want to check out the Witcher 3 now so that I can appropriately calibrate my expectations. Because gosh dang that whole demo is dripping with juicy goodness.
    @Abdhyius on the slim chance you haven't checked this particular sci fi shit out yet.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    eh its not like the murder is waiting for you in the apartment, you can live there no issue, hell bring up the story for a discount!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    this thread has been popping up on my feed

    Wait ... wait ... the tips stop at #9 and then are followed by 8 plugs for her comedy show and how to donate.

    I mean

    Those continue to be pretty effective tips

    Feels manipulative.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2018
    how to pipe ghost sounds into discord

    Ludious on
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    so when i found this apartment i was like finally! an apartment cheap enough and no one got murdered in it!

    today there was an article where they found this guy guilty of murdering his father


    i look at it

    it's a fucking picture of my apartment



    DAMN YOU ALL

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    magnifique

    chef's kiss

    bravissimo

    bake her away, toys

    like its not my apartment complex in general
    its a picture of my actual apartment building looking back with a police truck pulled up to the walkway to my door.

    Think of it this way what are the odds of it happening again

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    sorry this isn't google

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Couscous wrote: »
    https://www.clickhole.com/clickhole-is-experimenting-with-non-viral-content-that-1828343153
    https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/py5li1cc5qwagjqxptfn.jpg

    Here it is: a very boring crow. There's nothing about this crow that would make you want to share it with anyone. It’s a very boring crow, and we’re excited to see how few likes and shares it gets.
    Fuck you, Clickhole. That crow is awesome!
    yeah, they should eat crow

    wandering on
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    this thread has been popping up on my feed

    Wait ... wait ... the tips stop at #9 and then are followed by 8 plugs for her comedy show and how to donate.

    I mean

    Those continue to be pretty effective tips

    Feels manipulative.

    Well you know so is cornering women in a dressing room and showing them your penis and then they can't say anything or they won't get gigs anymore

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    So that company that put a native on a whiskey bottle is pulling the bottle and will not use it again and will try to recall what they can.

    Hey good on them.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    this thread has been popping up on my feed

    Wait ... wait ... the tips stop at #9 and then are followed by 8 plugs for her comedy show and how to donate.

    I mean

    Those continue to be pretty effective tips

    Feels manipulative.

    It's digital busking and is common for artists and performers who create content on social media and is totally normal within that environment and no one is holding a gun to anyone's head

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    So that company that put a native on a whiskey bottle is pulling the bottle and will not use it again and will try to recall what they can.

    Hey good on them.

    Maybe they could try talking to natives first next time, save themselves some trouble

    So It Goes on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    sorry this isn't google

    what to do if you're a federal employee whose pay raise was just canceled.

    oh shit
    still not google

    Bless your heart.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    ....oh it's cute when Scotland does it but when a redneck in the southern US does it it's "bestiality"

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Scotland is truly the Alabama of the UK

    Bless your heart.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sorry this isn't google

    what to do if you're a federal employee whose pay raise was just canceled.

    oh shit
    still not google

    OH SNAP

    GOD DAMN

    10 POINTS TO HONKYDOR

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    dewback just burned the shit out of me and for that reason I will gladly go to war with him against his enemies and the vengeful ghost in his apartment

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular


    I can't in good conscience retweet this

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Hrmm, I bought a stack of Magic binder sheets to store my cardboard mini's, but there is some physics happening where the shape+smoothness of the mini's makes them just a bit too likely to slide out of the top. Bit of a bummer, more from the work of getting the first 200 in then the 10 bucks on the sheets, project probably needs to be abandoned.

    I have hardplastic boxes, but you can't see through those, so I would have to have a digital catalogue + filing system and keep that up.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    *squints*

    Isn't that Michael's son from GTA 5?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Atari teenage diskurs

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Gallium

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    yes, and his daughter

    I wrote a fanfiction about them would you like to read it

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    *squints*

    Isn't that Michael's son from GTA 5?

    yeah which makes me sad I recognized it.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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