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She Blinded Me With [Science] Thread

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I mean volcanice is right there.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    'Ice volcanoes'? Look just because you have PhDs doesn't mean you can just make things up to take the piss.

    astrophysicists are the least creative nerds in the world

    Don't forget about WIMPs and MACHOs.

    Or MERLIN and MAGIC and ELF and DRAGN.

    Though, let's be honest, most are like the VLA; the Very Large Array.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Could be worse, you can always end up with STEVE.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    Using a drone, photographer Lior Patel captured an impressive timelapse that shows sheep racing across the agricultural landscape [video: https://t.co/GEuJAOkxKZ] [author's site: https://t.co/jYbVZSPtQo] https://t.co/mbBHnAMgVS

    SHEEPSWARM: HERD MODE

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I love that so much

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Rare to see SciShow going knives-out for a current event in science, but in this case it's very well justified.

    An Alzheimer’s Drug That Doesn’t Treat Alzheimer’s? (12:33)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3iTqShlvBU

    This was a great explainer, but didn't get into the policy ramifications: it could basically double spending on Medicare Part B because of the large overlap of the potential users with Medicare beneficiaries and the high annual cost of the medication, leading to higher premiums for all beneficiaries. It's pretty bonkers!

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    Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You just let this twitching tarry blob slither up your nose and do its thing and when its done we'll just leave it in there in case you need it again

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    oh man if that li'l blob could sort out the tangled, haphazard wiring in my brain and organize them and put them in clips and stuff, I'd snort it up like coke.

    get in there, get to work.

    tangentially related, I once read this pulp post-apocalyptic book where this guy was a psychic, but a more powerful psychic burned out the part of his brain where psychic powers live. but it's okay because a snail the size of a skyscraper made a tendril (it had tendrils) microscopic and it went into his brain and fixed his psychic powers.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Brolo wrote: »

    Using a drone, photographer Lior Patel captured an impressive timelapse that shows sheep racing across the agricultural landscape [video: https://t.co/GEuJAOkxKZ] [author's site: https://t.co/jYbVZSPtQo] https://t.co/mbBHnAMgVS

    SHEEPSWARM: HERD MODE

    My first thought was “this looks like the Cavaliers blowing my mind with new drill formations/movements again”

    Sheeps bleating probably sound as good as their horn line too

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Also
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    Way to slip that in past the point most people stop reading cause it’s boring

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    'Ice volcanoes'? Look just because you have PhDs doesn't mean you can just make things up to take the piss.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    this could be... big?

    new heat engine with no moving parts is as efficient as a steam turbine

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    Engineers at MIT and the National Renewable Energy Laboratory (NREL) have designed a heat engine with no moving parts. Their new demonstrations show that it converts heat to electricity with over 40 percent efficiency—a performance better than that of traditional steam turbines.

    this could be HUGE

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    That link is broken

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It's so big it broke the link.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    Assuming this isn’t some sort of special condition exception, RTGs just became unbelievable - NASA’s next-gen probes will love it.
    If it’s scalable to industrial levels then we can finally free ourselves of turbine halls on … well every thermal reactor use… the space savings alone…

    ...because dragons are AWESOME! That's why.
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    SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Mr_Rose wrote: »
    Assuming this isn’t some sort of special condition exception, RTGs just became unbelievable - NASA’s next-gen probes will love it.
    If it’s scalable to industrial levels then we can finally free ourselves of turbine halls on … well every thermal reactor use… the space savings alone…

    Special condition would be that it needs temperatures in the 2000-2400C range to work. That's well above the melting point of steel for example. Existing RTGs run 1000C on the high end.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    that is a pretty important caveat to this tech yeah

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Twitter was going nuts last night about Higgs Boson or whatever in the way that everything is gonna change and would anyone in here know what that's about. I figure there's something just not the overreaction obfuscating it

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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Twitter was going nuts last night about Higgs Boson or whatever in the way that everything is gonna change and would anyone in here know what that's about. I figure there's something just not the overreaction obfuscating it

    Disclaimer: I actually know fuck-all, especially about anything reported specifically within the last day. This is my version of the news from the past two weeks or so on the particle physics front, presented mostly for my own understanding.

    So there are building blocks of matter that are smaller than protons, neutrons, and electrons. The thing is, once you get to things that are that tiny, they're held together by forces powerful enough that those things would really, really rather be protons, neutrons, and electrons, than just themselves. So it's hard to detect them individually. Science has chosen to address this by building a giant-ass racetrack for small particles, whipping some of them clockwise and others counter-clockwise until they get lucky and two lumps of matter going in opposite directions smash into each other, and then examine the wreckage before it congeals back into the stuff we already know about.

    It turns out that there are a lot of distinct pieces to those protons, neutrons, and electrons, and science keeps finding new ones and using the measurements it takes about the ones it found to guess what the rest of the them are going to look like. Well, there's one particular piece that science has been having trouble finding a copy of, but within the past couple weeks... one showed up! They caught it on camera, weighed it, measured it, all that jazz.

    Aaaand... it was smaller than expected. And not just a little smaller than expected; by the measures of how far a thing is outside of expectations, it was really fuckin' smaller than expected. Which means either the tools fucked up and science took a bad measurement, or, if we keep finding ones around this size, a lot of the math we already have is wrong. And with science, when your math is wrong, that means you get to create new math.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Thanks, I'm still working on the math I have. Does science do doggy bags?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    All I know is 5 minus 4 equals Gallows

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    The latest chapter in the What The Hell Did Spinosaurs Actually Do And Stuff story:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBdxRkXbYM

    tl;dr they probably weren't Mega-Crocs, they were Hell-Herons!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I eagerly await the next chapter wherein we learn they were actually more like sandworms.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    The latest chapter in the What The Hell Did Spinosaurs Actually Do And Stuff story:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBdxRkXbYM

    tl;dr they probably weren't Mega-Crocs, they were Hell-Herons!

    *looks at giant birds vs giant reptiles*

    ... Can we have the mega-crocs back instead? I feel we'd have a better chance against that in the event of a mad science escapee.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Oh my first quick glance at that thumb indicated that was “giant fisting dinosaurs” and that was a giant ulna that chap was holding up

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    The latest chapter in the What The Hell Did Spinosaurs Actually Do And Stuff story:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBdxRkXbYM

    tl;dr they probably weren't Mega-Crocs, they were Hell-Herons!

    *looks at giant birds vs giant reptiles*

    ... Can we have the mega-crocs back instead? I feel we'd have a better chance against that in the event of a mad science escapee.

    Oh there were actual mega crocs too, don't worry!

    Well, obviously worry. Don't worry that you won't have to worry about mega-crocs, is what I mean.

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    LordSolarMachariusLordSolarMacharius Red wine with fish Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    The latest chapter in the What The Hell Did Spinosaurs Actually Do And Stuff story:

    [SNIP]

    tl;dr they probably weren't Mega-Crocs, they were Hell-Herons!

    This is all still in flux. There was just a histological study on bone density in a broad range of dinosaurs which suggested Spinosaurus (and Baryonyx, but not Suchomimus) were well adapted to subaqueous foraging.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    I found both arguments convincing. I just like saying 'Hell-Heron'!

    NB: I have to admit that I kinda think about the fishing in a place that would support Spinosaurids in either capacity.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i choose to believe that every "how dinosaurs ate and hunted" theory is true and they simply shifted with the seasons. take THAT scientists

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I can't wait until we invent time machines and start figuring out how weird dinosaur behavior really was. T-rex all burying its head and filter-feeding on termite mounds. Ankylosaurs all being stealthy and patient arboreal ambush hunters.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    We might also note that individuals with a species can have different strategies, especially larger animals

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    "Judging by the fossil record, the goose was a large, clumsy waterfowl that could fly long distances but couldn't take off very quickly. It most likely spent its life avoiding the shores of ponds and lakes for protection from predators, and would have been easy prey for anything that caught it on dry land."

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    That's not really realistic since paleontologists are kinda obsessed with adult animals of different species fighting each other!

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I say we just go back to thinking they're the bones of giants and dragons and cyclopses and shit

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    NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    "Judging by the fossil record, the goose was a large, clumsy waterfowl that could fly long distances but couldn't take off very quickly. It most likely spent its life avoiding the shores of ponds and lakes for protection from predators, and would have been easy prey for anything that caught it on dry land."

    For geese and swans, specifically, I like this take on a what a shrink-wrapping paleontologist might've made them look like:
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    (source: All Yesterdays: Unique and Speculative Views of Dinosaurs and Other Prehistoric Animals)

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular

    “It’s full of stars!” ✨

    This mosaic represents a sparkling turning point as we #UnfoldTheUniverse. #NASAWebb’s mirrors are now fully aligned! Next is instrument calibration, the final phase before Webb is ready for science: https://go.nasa.gov/3OJWBD1

    Big ol' image here.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Butler wrote: »

    “It’s full of stars!” ✨

    This mosaic represents a sparkling turning point as we #UnfoldTheUniverse. #NASAWebb’s mirrors are now fully aligned! Next is instrument calibration, the final phase before Webb is ready for science: https://go.nasa.gov/3OJWBD1

    Big ol' image here.

    "The optical performance of the telescope continues to be better than the engineering team’s most optimistic predictions."

    A most excellent sentence!

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