Oh my Goooood I have one colleague who makes me facepalm so much
Another person I'm working with is going on maternity leave, so the rest of us have been going around getting everyone to sign a going away card for her
As she walks in, he loudly announces to her that's he looking for the secret card for her so that he can sign it
Good job, mate, good job
Every workplace, no matter how small, is allocated at least one person this stupid. It's a government policy to encourage camaraderie among colleagues, as the shared feeling of superiority binds everyone closer.
Oh my Goooood I have one colleague who makes me facepalm so much
Another person I'm working with is going on maternity leave, so the rest of us have been going around getting everyone to sign a going away card for her
As she walks in, he loudly announces to her that's he looking for the secret card for her so that he can sign it
Good job, mate, good job
Every workplace, no matter how small, is allocated at least one person this stupid. It's a government policy to encourage camaraderie among colleagues, as the shared feeling of superiority binds everyone closer.
not ten minutes ago i had our resident doofus in my office trying to sort out an issue where a part appeared to be marked incorrectly
turns out manufacturers have made two different SKUs for the same item, so it's really just the same part
so i said i will merge the two part numbers together and just use the one part number
and he blankly stares at me and asks what that means he should do
so i calmly repeated exactly the same thing i just said and he was like
oh okay
i just
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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i admit i figured this crowd would have a livelier reaction to "make your own nut milk and save major $$$"
Chanus we are adults.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Oh my Goooood I have one colleague who makes me facepalm so much
Another person I'm working with is going on maternity leave, so the rest of us have been going around getting everyone to sign a going away card for her
As she walks in, he loudly announces to her that's he looking for the secret card for her so that he can sign it
Good job, mate, good job
Every workplace, no matter how small, is allocated at least one person this stupid. It's a government policy to encourage camaraderie among colleagues, as the shared feeling of superiority binds everyone closer.
This is also the colleague who couldn't figure out that in order to turn on a PC you had to press the power button, and not move the volume switch on the speakers.
This person has a PhD. The rest of us have opinions.
Oh my Goooood I have one colleague who makes me facepalm so much
Another person I'm working with is going on maternity leave, so the rest of us have been going around getting everyone to sign a going away card for her
As she walks in, he loudly announces to her that's he looking for the secret card for her so that he can sign it
Good job, mate, good job
Every workplace, no matter how small, is allocated at least one person this stupid. It's a government policy to encourage camaraderie among colleagues, as the shared feeling of superiority binds everyone closer.
This is also the colleague who couldn't figure out that in order to turn on a PC you had to press the power button, and not move the volume switch on the speakers.
This person has a PhD. The rest of us have opinions.
Oh my Goooood I have one colleague who makes me facepalm so much
Another person I'm working with is going on maternity leave, so the rest of us have been going around getting everyone to sign a going away card for her
As she walks in, he loudly announces to her that's he looking for the secret card for her so that he can sign it
Good job, mate, good job
Every workplace, no matter how small, is allocated at least one person this stupid. It's a government policy to encourage camaraderie among colleagues, as the shared feeling of superiority binds everyone closer.
I moan a lot about my colleagues being sub par, but last week's experiences of the wider working world via a first aid course have made me realise that while there are idiots at work, they could be so much worse.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
9. It saved my relationship. Okay, this is personal, but my boyfriend and I have been together since the 4th grade (that’s 12 years). Just last year he confided in me that he was about to break up with me to “try something new,” but when I savagely screamed, “CUM IN MY NOSE” as he was fucking me (maybe for the last time), he was so turned on it reignited the love he had for me. Take it for what it’s worth, but that’s what happened to me.
that last point in that list reminded me of dave chappelle's bit about don't tell us when to come, tell us where. On top of the TV, whatever, we're happy to help
May you have to urgently pee any time a cat finally settles on your lap.
May you sink too much money and time into your education, only to realize you hate your chosen career path, but you have to work in it anyway to pay off your debts.
This article is great, and the acknowledgements include a fun little twist that informs the rest of the paper...
I started reading it like oh, so aerated tanks are not actually that scary, alright, but then it got to the motion of the water and oh okay that's still pretty terrifying
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That's what the open air design is for.
Really?
Anything that can be modded will be
(Guitars is the same way)
hhhehehe
I am for sure.
Every workplace, no matter how small, is allocated at least one person this stupid. It's a government policy to encourage camaraderie among colleagues, as the shared feeling of superiority binds everyone closer.
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let me guess at the ingredients:
nuts
water
not ten minutes ago i had our resident doofus in my office trying to sort out an issue where a part appeared to be marked incorrectly
turns out manufacturers have made two different SKUs for the same item, so it's really just the same part
so i said i will merge the two part numbers together and just use the one part number
and he blankly stares at me and asks what that means he should do
so i calmly repeated exactly the same thing i just said and he was like
oh okay
i just
it's a magic concoction
What's the second ingredient?
but they're listening to every word I say
it's too on the nose
water
or nuts
depending on which ingredient you listed first, which I cannot know
that's one place to put it hiyooooooo
Chanus we are adults.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
nobody ever says cum on my nose
wat
This is also the colleague who couldn't figure out that in order to turn on a PC you had to press the power button, and not move the volume switch on the speakers.
This person has a PhD. The rest of us have opinions.
but they're listening to every word I say
i suppose not
but I've just started rectifying that so any minute now the caffeine will kick in and the headache will go away
i
um
wat
Caffeine is evil.
Gimme more of it
but they're listening to every word I say
Step 1: soak your nuts
Step 2: drain your nuts
Step 3: blend your nuts to a fine pulp
Just how much nut milk do you need to be drinking for this to save "major $$$" though. Is it a $3600 on candles situation...
https://thoughtcatalog.com/brittany-cox/2016/11/9-raunchy-reasons-why-letting-him-cum-up-your-nostril-will-lead-to-the-best-sex-of-your-life/
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I moan a lot about my colleagues being sub par, but last week's experiences of the wider working world via a first aid course have made me realise that while there are idiots at work, they could be so much worse.
lack of caffeine is evil
I haven't checked but I am still super sure that almond milk et al are super overpriced
This article is great, and the acknowledgements include a fun little twist that informs the rest of the paper...
I actually did consider clarifying that on is not the same as in, but I assumed everyone had seen japanese porn and it was needless to add
i wash my nuts as often as necessary don't judge me
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
Life needs a little mystery
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I started reading it like oh, so aerated tanks are not actually that scary, alright, but then it got to the motion of the water and oh okay that's still pretty terrifying