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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    This corporate crisis has been refreshingly non-political!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I don't think I would agree with the last thing

    it's a mess of a game and the writing is definitely pretty bad but I finished it, and I drop games the instant they bore me

    I don't know, maybe that's because I'm perhaps a little too into star wars

    I love star wars, and am willing to defend a lot of garbage bullshit associated with it, but that game is just awful

    and yeah like tube said, it was incredibly hard on release because the balance was all over the place

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy shit whaaaaAAAAATT

    And the word is that Ashen is this Friday and the kick off for The Winter of Arcade.

    So what are the other long delayed indies MS has showed on the Xbox One stage...

    Bucketman
  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Deep Down Lives

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I think I've heard the second one was better, though I never played it myself

    once I found out they just brought back Starkiller I stopped caring

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I think I've heard the second one was better, though I never played it myself

    once I found out they just brought back Starkiller I stopped caring

    the second game is at least fun to play

    it's still incredibly stupid

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    This corporate crisis has been refreshingly non-political!

    I can finally wonder "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER THERE" without the answer being fascism

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    The second one was actually worse. The theoretically fun core gameplay loop was almost non existent in favor of endless, exhausting QTE sequences

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    doing a direct sequel to the first game is a tremendous mixed opportunity

    they could have made it into like an era-spanning anthology series, like maybe the second game you play as Kyle Katarn or some other post-RotJ Jedi Master, or during the Old Republic

    anything would have been cooler than what they did

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I beat that first Force Unleashed and remember, sorta liking it, but yeah it feels unplayable going back to it now.

    I had a similar experience with the ROTS game on PS2. I remember it so fondly too.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    starkiller just doesn't fit at goddamn all in star wars and the fact that the jedi purges continued for decades and consumed massive amounts of resources but somehow nobody knew about them is just

    fuck off with that shit

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
    Stilts
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    wait which was the force unleashed game where you just murder EVERYONE

    luke
    han
    chewie
    leia
    you bring back Obi-wan's ghost and then kill it again

    I liked watching whatever one that was

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Wind Waker is a good post apocalypse game because its villain is obsessed with the old world and refuses to believe that people are actually living happily in the great sea

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Starkiller was the most fucking boring character ever conceived. Mary Sue isn't a term I like to throw around too much, but he's essentially the poster child.

    The Force Unleashed is one of relatively few games that I can genuinely say I hated. I just rarely feel that strongly about a game. It's Hitman: Silent Assassin/Alpha Protocol levels of detestable.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Brolo wrote: »
    wait which was the force unleashed game where you just murder EVERYONE

    luke
    han
    chewie
    leia
    you bring back Obi-wan's ghost and then kill it again

    I liked watching whatever one that was

    Those were elseworlds stories that they released in expansion packs, and while the gameplay was still garbage they did at least allow players to gleefully fuck up the star wars universe.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    wait which was the force unleashed game where you just murder EVERYONE

    luke
    han
    chewie
    leia
    you bring back Obi-wan's ghost and then kill it again

    I liked watching whatever one that was

    that was DLC

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    wait which was the force unleashed game where you just murder EVERYONE

    luke
    han
    chewie
    leia
    you bring back Obi-wan's ghost and then kill it again

    I liked watching whatever one that was

    Those were elseworlds stories that they released in expansion packs, and while the gameplay was still garbage they did at least allow players to gleefully fuck up the star wars universe.

    they should let more games do that

    like throw canon to the winds

    shadow of wardor already has Sexy Shelob and has you dual wielding Nazguls, you might as well go all out

    decaptiate gandalf
    ride frodo as a mount
    make out with smaug

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Thats sorta what shadow of mordor was and that was real cool

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Starkiller was the most fucking boring character ever conceived. Mary Sue isn't a term I like to throw around too much, but he's essentially the poster child.

    The Force Unleashed is one of relatively few games that I can genuinely say I hated. I just rarely feel that strongly about a game. It's Hitman: Silent Assassin/Alpha Protocol levels of detestable.

    darth vader's secret assassin/apprentice isn't like...a terrible idea, necessarily, but that execution of it definitely was

    if nothing else I really don't understand why they thought the main character should be the least visually interesting person in the game

  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Starkiller was the most fucking boring character ever conceived. Mary Sue isn't a term I like to throw around too much, but he's essentially the poster child.

    The Force Unleashed is one of relatively few games that I can genuinely say I hated. I just rarely feel that strongly about a game. It's Hitman: Silent Assassin/Alpha Protocol levels of detestable.

    Every time I see hear someone say they're enjoying Hitman 2, it takes a second for it to register that that's not Silent Assassin, and I flash right back to you streaming those god awful missions in the tunnel

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    If you have BF 1, 4 or Hardline you can apprently get V for 50%

    I think its a pretty fun fully formed game and I havent had to many issues

    I also havent played bf since like 3 and the first battlefront was such hot garbage

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Never do what your enemy expects you to do! Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy shit whaaaaAAAAATT

    And the word is that Ashen is this Friday and the kick off for The Winter of Arcade.

    So what are the other long delayed indies MS has showed on the Xbox One stage...

    I think that's it.

    Once they ship Crackdown 3, I don't think they'll have any project in development that's been publicly announced for more than a year.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Never do what your enemy expects you to do! Registered User regular
    edited December 6
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Thats sorta what shadow of mordor was and that was real cool

    Shadow of Mordor / Shadow of War made the effort to at least try to look like it fit within LotR cannon, which made the betrayals that much more entertaining.

    Yes, let's make a new ring of power. That seems like a good idea!

    It's a shame that
    They fell back to playing it straight with "No, actually, this was a terrible idea. What the fuck is wrong with you, Talion?" The game was so delectably.. sacrilegious towards the themes in Tolkien's work up to that point.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Starkiller was the most fucking boring character ever conceived. Mary Sue isn't a term I like to throw around too much, but he's essentially the poster child.

    The Force Unleashed is one of relatively few games that I can genuinely say I hated. I just rarely feel that strongly about a game. It's Hitman: Silent Assassin/Alpha Protocol levels of detestable.

    Every time I see hear someone say they're enjoying Hitman 2, it takes a second for it to register that that's not Silent Assassin, and I flash right back to you streaming those god awful missions in the tunnel

    So when can we raise money for child's play to watch tube play through force unleashed?

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Never do what your enemy expects you to do! Registered User regular
    Hey, remember how David Jaffe was all "Hey, deplatforming Nazi's is bad!"

    Well, apparently he's picking fights with forumers on ResetEra about it. Literally challenging one of them, by name, to a debate.

    I'd ask if he didn't have anything better to do with his time, but I guess after Drawn to Death, that no, he does not have anything better to do with his time.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Video games have rotted my brain to the point where I think the skull with the jawbone attached to it long after all the flesh decayed is normal instead of them being two separate pieces.

    And skeletons in general just kind of sticking together.

    I mean, isn't the jawbone slotted into a hinge?

    It'd hold together on its own without the muscles and tendons, just less solidly, right?

    No, it'd fall right off, it's just held on by muscles and tendons. There aren't any unfused bones in the human skeleton that fit together in such a way that they remain attached without the rest of the fleshy parts of the body growing around them.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Don't let the bells end Registered User regular
    Meat is skeleton glue

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Meat is skeleton glue

    *Hurk*

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Cook Serve Delicious is a game I purchased ages ago on sale and am finally playing. It's a very good game.

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  • Emerlmaster999Emerlmaster999 Scarf Prince Registered User regular
    edited December 6
    Didn't one of the Force Unleashed games have you start by killing Shakti, probably the only decent character to come from the prequels?

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Don't let the bells end Registered User regular
    you mean a character with no on screen time in the prequels whatsoever?

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Video games have rotted my brain to the point where I think the skull with the jawbone attached to it long after all the flesh decayed is normal instead of them being two separate pieces.

    And skeletons in general just kind of sticking together.

    I mean, isn't the jawbone slotted into a hinge?

    It'd hold together on its own without the muscles and tendons, just less solidly, right?

    Mammals have really complex joints connecting the skull and the mandible which allow them for example to chew their food (hooray mammals)

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    you mean a character with no on screen time in the prequels whatsoever?

    Hey.

    She was in the clones wars cartoon.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Didn't one of the Force Unleashed games have you start by killing Shakti, probably the only decent character to come from the prequels?

    it doesn't start with it, but yes in 1 you "kill" shakti

    she falls into a sarlacc and you leave after the fight

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Is anyone here playing Mutant Year Zero?

    I’d love to hear impressions.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    X4 Professional Tip: you will see NPC ships landing next to you

    you will notice that the doors to these ships are open and you can walk in them and talk to the crew

    dont do this

    they will leave with you onboard

    and your options to get yourself out of this situation are.... very very limited

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 6
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Didn't one of the Force Unleashed games have you start by killing Shakti, probably the only decent character to come from the prequels?

    it doesn't start with it, but yes in 1 you "kill" shakti

    she falls into a sarlacc and you leave after the fight

    Between her cut deaths from RotS and the original Clone Wars cartoon and this its like a rule that she has to die in the most horrific/least dignified way.
    If you have BF 1, 4 or Hardline you can apprently get V for 50%
    ooh hello what now?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    X4 Professional Tip: you will see NPC ships landing next to you

    you will notice that the doors to these ships are open and you can walk in them and talk to the crew

    dont do this

    they will leave with you onboard

    and your options to get yourself out of this situation are.... very very limited

    reminds me of the Star Wars mod for Battlefield 1942

    boarding an enemy ship was an interesting experience

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  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    If you have BF 1, 4 or Hardline you can apprently get V for 50%
    ooh hello what now?

    The offer shows up in-game in 1 and 4, maybe Hardline, I can't really link the deal because it only shows up if you have the right games. From what I've seen it's an Xbox-only deal though, but I can't find any hard details about it so you'll just have to check I guess?

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    I don't think anyone is going to get what's going on in my sig in a long while since everyone are using phones nowadays but there's a free copy of a game in there

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