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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    My palms once got sunburnt and it wasn't fun

    ... how?

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Just walking around after a long winter

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I always end up with my left arm tanned from hanging it out the window while I'm driving

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    also guess who just discovered the version of Stan by Eminem that Elton John backs him up on and I can't get enough

    I think my new Karaoke song will be Stan. I grew up in the aughts, I know that verse flow like the back of my hand, and I can definitely sing the Dido parts, it'll be a killer

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »
    sun's out butts out

    Ah, my summer plans

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    people come on, sun's out buns out is right there

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I'm not limiting myself like that

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    My legs seem to never tan, and never burn. Meanwhile, my top half does both, and I've always found that pretty odd.

    I went to Puerto Rico a few years ago and forgot I was closer to the equator...so when I went to the beach and drizzled some wet sand on my legs for fun, and left it there, I was not expecting the absolutely hilariously weird "squiggle burn/tan line" that I got as a result.

    Like a ganache cake.
    Platy wrote: »
    My palms once got sunburnt and it wasn't fun

    FUCK

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Putting beach sand on your body is the opposite of fun!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    You need to live a little, Bowen

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    If sand isn't working into your crevices

    Are you really having fun

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I'm usually 30% sand by volume by the end of summer.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    When I was a little kid and my family was stationed on Guam I was super tanned because we were at the beach basically every weekend but now I am the palest motherfucker alive.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    Solar wrote: »
    If sand isn't working into your crevices

    Are you really having fun

    all of this makes me wonder

    how fun can sex on the beach really be

    like isn't that gonna result with sand being in places that you absolutely wouldn't want sand

    Hey Satan!
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Sometimes I'd go to the beach for a walk and end up finding small bits of sand in my hair like 4 days later.

    I don't mind that as much as the feeling of salt water drying on you. I need to take a shower immediately after going for an ocean swim, blegh!

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    If sand isn't working into your crevices

    Are you really having fun

    all of this makes me wonder

    how fun can sex on the beach really be

    like isn't that gonna result with sand being in places that you absolutely wouldn't want sand

    Once again porn makes everything look far more fun than it is in practice

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I would go to the beach more but I have this bad habit of basically immediately taking a nap if I'm not in the water.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    NightDragon wrote: »
    You need to live a little, Bowen

    You're not my real mom!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i went to the beach once

    not a fan, gotta say

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    If sand isn't working into your crevices

    Are you really having fun

    all of this makes me wonder

    how fun can sex on the beach really be

    like isn't that gonna result with sand being in places that you absolutely wouldn't want sand

    it is pretty awful and yes

    like

    on your balls and butt and you're like "but I didn't even sit down on the towel?!"

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    NightDragon wrote: »
    Sometimes I'd go to the beach for a walk and end up finding small bits of sand in my hair like 4 days later.

    I don't mind that as much as the feeling of salt water drying on you. I need to take a shower immediately after going for an ocean swim, blegh!

    Yeah feeling and smelling like seaweed is the fuckin' worst

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Brolo wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    If sand isn't working into your crevices

    Are you really having fun

    all of this makes me wonder

    how fun can sex on the beach really be

    like isn't that gonna result with sand being in places that you absolutely wouldn't want sand

    It's not ideal but it's worth the novelty, in my experience.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    If I'm not dumping several kilograms of sand out of my swimsuit gusset by the end of the day, it's a day wasted.

    Similarly, I love the weird crinkly feeling of dried salt water on your skin.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sea water always makes my hair look great

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    If I'm not dumping several kilograms of sand out of my swimsuit gusset by the end of the day, it's a day wasted.

    Similarly, I love the weird crinkly feeling of dried salt water on your skin.

    Thank you, I thought I would be the only sane person in this thread.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Similarly, I love the weird crinkly feeling of dried salt water on your skin.

    aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    It's SO DRY! I can feel my skin pulled taut when I move. It's this powdery salt feeling and ugh ugh ugh no

    I am super sensitive to dry skin and the feeling on something on my hands, though. I might be more bothered as a result.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's called rough sex

    Because sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    NightDragon wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Similarly, I love the weird crinkly feeling of dried salt water on your skin.

    aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    It's SO DRY! I can feel my skin pulled taut when I move. It's this powdery salt feeling and ugh ugh ugh no

    I am super sensitive to dry skin and the feeling on something on my hands, though. I might be more bothered as a result.

    Yeah it's great!
    no but actually it is a very weird feeling - being 'aware' of your skin in that way can be extremely odd - but it's one I associate with sun and summer fruit and lots of wine and relaxation and Christmas and no work or pressure ... basically the connotations are so good that even if the feeling is discomforting, I still enjoy it.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    is seaweed smell just the general ocean aquatic smell or does seaweed have a smell I'm unaware of?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Seaweed removed from the ocean still pretty much just smells like the ocean.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    bowen wrote: »
    is seaweed smell just the general ocean aquatic smell or does seaweed have a smell I'm unaware of?

    Seaweed doesn't smell like anything, in my experience. Just smells like the sea, which I find very pleasant!

    Marshes are what smell like death. Sulfur fart death.

    But the beach smells very light and aquatic and happy to me.

    [edit] low-tide can be a bit more intense, depending on the beach, but still nowhere near a marsh smell.

    NightDragon on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    If you dry seaweed before smoking it it's not as stinky

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    NightDragon wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    is seaweed smell just the general ocean aquatic smell or does seaweed have a smell I'm unaware of?

    Seaweed doesn't smell like anything, in my experience. Just smells like the sea, which I find very pleasant!

    Marshes are what smell like death. Sulfur fart death.

    But the beach smells very light and aquatic and happy to me.

    I feel attacked again

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2019
    Seaweed smell is very gross, I am not about that.

    I mean honestly I don't love a lot of the ocean - I like swimming and boardwalks and not wearing a shirt, but none of that is really beach exclusive

    And the ocean has tried to kill me twice and I have a very bad relationship with seafood and I don't really like sand

    Quetzi on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I love the ocean but most people I have dated have been terrified and never actually want to go swimming.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    All the oceans around here are like our lakes and rivers: opaque and look like muddy poop water

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    That said, I currently live less than a mile from one of the great lakes and I find it deeply disappointing in comparison to a proper oceanic beach

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    That said, I currently live less than a mile from one of the great lakes and I find it deeply disappointing in comparison to a proper oceanic beach

    I think Michigan is probably the only neat one.

    Erie and Ontario are kind of mehhhhhhhhhhh... I'd almost rather go to like Oneida lake instead.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    NightDragon wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Similarly, I love the weird crinkly feeling of dried salt water on your skin.

    aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    It's SO DRY! I can feel my skin pulled taut when I move. It's this powdery salt feeling and ugh ugh ugh no

    I am super sensitive to dry skin and the feeling on something on my hands, though. I might be more bothered as a result.

    Yeah even, like, dried sweat really gets to me

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