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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I can do 2 days before I notice, maybe I should go outside.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I can't stay inside for a full day

    Start to go crazy

    what are you even going to do outside?

    get some sunburn?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    I am a natural hermit, can do 7 years standing on my head.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The Assange stuff is a little weird to me because these days most everyone hates him, but back when WikiLeaks first started I would get lambasted by folks for saying "hey this dude has an agenda and I don't think it's freedom of information."

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    The Assange stuff is a little weird to me because these days most everyone hates him, but back when WikiLeaks first started I would get lambasted by folks for saying "hey this dude has an agenda and I don't think it's freedom of information."

    people sometimes change their minds based on new information

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    bowen wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I can't stay inside for a full day

    Start to go crazy

    what are you even going to do outside?

    get some sunburn?

    I live in the UK so sunburn is unlikely

    Solar on
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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I can't stay inside for a full day

    Start to go crazy

    what are you even going to do outside?

    get some sunburn?

    I live in the UK so sunburn is unlikely

    Tell that to my fiance, and her family

    They are able to get sunburnt on their hair partings.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    The Assange stuff is a little weird to me because these days most everyone hates him, but back when WikiLeaks first started I would get lambasted by folks for saying "hey this dude has an agenda and I don't think it's freedom of information."

    people sometimes change their minds based on new information

    Sure. It's just a bit of an odd feeling, is all.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I got sunburned once during a trip to Ireland! During an insane 2-week-long heatwave! That was pretty amusing, considering we'd been expecting it to be mostly overcast and raining the entire time. Also, when we tried to grab some sunblock at a local grocer, they were completely out. Had never seen that before in my life.

    Oh, Ireland. My people. White as a sheet.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    (I grew up in a town full of beautifully-naturally-tanned Italians and always felt wildly out of place)

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2019
    I got sunburnt on my butt once
    and I was wearing sunscreen and a swimsuit

    australia

    edit: after a few days I discovered that every butt looks better brown though, even mine. I need to find an equatorial fortress where I can sunbathe nude without causing a public outcry.

    tynic on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I once got a sunburn on the bottom like 10% of my legs/feet.

    I'm not really sure how, I think the sunscreen washed off my feet when I went wading in the ocean and I forgot to reapply it. That was the most excruciating uncomfortable 3 days of my life because the skin was so tender I couldn't really walk well and had to hobble everywhere like a penguin.

    Not fun when you're on vacation and people want to like, go do things.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    sun's out butts out

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Late last night Anya and Niko announced they’re never having kids.

    Me: Why?
    Anya: Because they’re too much work and make a mess everywhere.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Late last night Anya and Niko announced they’re never having kids.

    Me: Why?
    Anya: Because they’re too much work and make a mess everywhere.

    Yeah after reading your story last night I was like "ha ha I have made a good decision!"

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Living in Taiwan is really superior in most ways to living in Japan

    But one thing the Taiwanese have absolutely flubbed

    is hot springs.

    You do not wear fuck-all to a hot spring.

    Naked or get the fuck out.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Living in Taiwan is really superior in most ways to living in Japan

    But one thing the Taiwanese have absolutely flubbed

    is hot springs.

    You do not wear fuck-all to a hot spring.

    Naked or get the fuck out.

    I don't want people looking at my dingdong tho

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Wait, so are you saying you have to be naked in Taiwanese hot springs, or you have to be clothed?

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Late last night Anya and Niko announced they’re never having kids.

    Me: Why?
    Anya: Because they’re too much work and make a mess everywhere.

    I mean.. They're not wrong

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I actually did catch some significant sun while I was in Britain last year

    I rarely ever burn, too, so it was a surreal experience all around

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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    I always burn like mofo and I don't care at all, gimme dat sunshine!*exposes pasty booty*

    grrmusha on
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    I've tanned once

    It was after the redness from a burn finally left after about a month, and it lasted for a couple of days, but I think it looked alright

    I... don't think it will happen again

    Cello on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Late last night Anya and Niko announced they’re never having kids.

    Me: Why?
    Anya: Because they’re too much work and make a mess everywhere.

    smart kids

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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    I've tanned once

    It was after the redness from a burn finally left after about a month, and it lasted for a couple of days, but I think it looked alright

    I... don't think it will happen again
    Haha, same. My "tan"goes away almost instantly if I don't go to the beach every day. When I first start getting color it goes from white to pale grey, no joke. "Oh look, I've tanned!" and nobody else sees it but me.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I got sunburned more often living in the U.K. than in California

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I've never got sunburnt in the northern hemisphere
    and believe me, I've put in some solid attempts

    That said, after a northern winter my natural Caucasity does come to the fore, and I look very white. Last year when we popped down to southern africa in April my somewhat brown brazilian colleague slathered himself in sunscreen before a hike. When we got back he was starting to glow red, while nothing about my skin had changed, and I made fun of him. "Yeah but you were probably wearing better sunscreen!" "My dude, I don't even own sunscreen."

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I used to never burn, despite being overall pretty white

    It happens more now, and I'm not sure if it's because I spend less time outside than I did when I was younger, or if it's just a natural byproduct of getting older

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I still can't wear sleeveless shirts because of some real bad sunburn experiences in my youth.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    I still can't wear sleeveless shirts because of some real bad sunburn experiences in my youth.

    I mean, it's also illegal to openly display your guns in public.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Late last night Anya and Niko announced they’re never having kids.

    Me: Why?
    Anya: Because they’re too much work and make a mess everywhere.

    That's a level of self awareness you don't see in most adults.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    I was sun-burnt from being on the beach for 3 hours. In that three hours I re-applied spf 60 sunscreen four times.
    It took about 7 months for the red marks to fade back into my normal skin colour.
    I now wear a coverup at all times on the beach, and sit under an umbrella if I'm not in the water.

    Psykoma on
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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    I still can't wear sleeveless shirts because of some real bad sunburn experiences in my youth.

    I mean, it's also illegal to openly display your guns in public.

    Openly display your bums tho

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    okay my white pasty butt is out now what

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    Rub some sunscreen on it?

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I've never got sunburnt in the northern hemisphere
    and believe me, I've put in some solid attempts

    That said, after a northern winter my natural Caucasity does come to the fore, and I look very white. Last year when we popped down to southern africa in April my somewhat brown brazilian colleague slathered himself in sunscreen before a hike. When we got back he was starting to glow red, while nothing about my skin had changed, and I made fun of him. "Yeah but you were probably wearing better sunscreen!" "My dude, I don't even own sunscreen."

    So what science experiment did you do to gain this superpower?

    I wish to replicate it

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I've never got sunburnt in the northern hemisphere
    and believe me, I've put in some solid attempts

    That said, after a northern winter my natural Caucasity does come to the fore, and I look very white. Last year when we popped down to southern africa in April my somewhat brown brazilian colleague slathered himself in sunscreen before a hike. When we got back he was starting to glow red, while nothing about my skin had changed, and I made fun of him. "Yeah but you were probably wearing better sunscreen!" "My dude, I don't even own sunscreen."

    So what science experiment did you do to gain this superpower?

    I wish to replicate it

    You can splices some NA ancestry into your DNA and get a mild version of what tynic has.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    About 20 years ago, I was dating someone who would wear some of her sexy clothes while sunbathing. She would have some very nice tan lines that we both enjoyed a great deal.

    Then I found out she was a pretty horrible racist.

    chromdom on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    My palms once got sunburnt and it wasn't fun

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I've never got sunburnt in the northern hemisphere
    and believe me, I've put in some solid attempts

    That said, after a northern winter my natural Caucasity does come to the fore, and I look very white. Last year when we popped down to southern africa in April my somewhat brown brazilian colleague slathered himself in sunscreen before a hike. When we got back he was starting to glow red, while nothing about my skin had changed, and I made fun of him. "Yeah but you were probably wearing better sunscreen!" "My dude, I don't even own sunscreen."

    So what science experiment did you do to gain this superpower?

    I wish to replicate it

    Spend your formative years in a land with no ozone.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I burn up in five minutes but I also tan quickly so no no 19th century ivory skin either

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