Sometimes when I'm feeling decadent in mid winter I'll close my bathroom door, turn off the heater, and open the window.
Get that toilet seat nice and cold.
Also, having a warm steamy shower, turning off the water then opening the window wide and just standing there basking int he steam is one of the best feelings life can offer.
There are currently only two other guys on my floor at work, and I’m pretty sure one of them is an android or some kind of golem, so if that seat ain’t cool then there’s a near 100% chance I can guess who dropped their kids off to that pool last.
Every single person who chose warm toilet seat being worse has never used a metal toilet seat in the cold. Work on a fishing boat in Alaska at the beginning of pollock season and you will change your mind about cold toilet seats right fucking quick.
if I’m alone at home and I discover a warm seat we’re gonna have some concerns
I made you a present but now I am concerned
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Cold toilet seat
The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet
The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet
who do I call about nominating a new poet laureate
Holy shit Better Call Saul is such a great show. Just the polar opposite of Breaking Bad in terms of tone but easily it’s equal in terms of quality. It’s just so fun.
The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet
who do I call about nominating a new poet laureate
sorry but i am the one who makes that call, and nobody is unseating fred durst on my watch
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
I have a private toilet at work.
As in almost four years ago we closed our public restrooms due to drug use, and turned them into storage rooms. But the plumbing still works, and I have a key.
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One of the creepiest things is going into a public restroom, you sit down, the seat is warm, and you didn’t see anyone else leave the stall or the room at all.
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Oh you think itd be weird if it had a voice and said yummy yummy thank you gobble gobble when you pooped in it
Get that toilet seat nice and cold.
Also, having a warm steamy shower, turning off the water then opening the window wide and just standing there basking int he steam is one of the best feelings life can offer.
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yes exactly, you've perfectly described the scenario I was envisioning
Isn't that how the toilets on the Lexx worked? Like they even had a tongue that acted as a bidet.
....Lexx was a weird show.
same rule for butts
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a big round wet McMuffin?
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Why?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
sorry about that
Also I prefer a room temperature terlet seat
Gotta plop that bare ass on that seat.
It's illegal to tell your own fortune.
I'm not sorry. Whippy's toilet is glorious. I think it's self-aware!
- The warm backdraft of a camp longdrop?
- The damp icy chill of a swamp pond fog?
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But according to my dad it "builds character"! Don't you want to...build character?
I made you a present but now I am concerned
Ahhh, Poseidon's kiss!
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
who do I call about nominating a new poet laureate
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I completely forgot about that bit
Holy shit Better Call Saul is such a great show. Just the polar opposite of Breaking Bad in terms of tone but easily it’s equal in terms of quality. It’s just so fun.
sorry but i am the one who makes that call, and nobody is unseating fred durst on my watch
As in almost four years ago we closed our public restrooms due to drug use, and turned them into storage rooms. But the plumbing still works, and I have a key.