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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    would it be weird to poop in a sentient toilet
    I vote yes

    Oh you think itd be weird if it had a voice and said yummy yummy thank you gobble gobble when you pooped in it

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Warm toilet seat
    Sometimes when I'm feeling decadent in mid winter I'll close my bathroom door, turn off the heater, and open the window.

    Get that toilet seat nice and cold.

    Also, having a warm steamy shower, turning off the water then opening the window wide and just standing there basking int he steam is one of the best feelings life can offer.

    Psykoma on
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    There are currently only two other guys on my floor at work, and I’m pretty sure one of them is an android or some kind of golem, so if that seat ain’t cool then there’s a near 100% chance I can guess who dropped their kids off to that pool last.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Larlar
    -Tal wrote: »
    would it be weird to poop in a sentient toilet
    I vote yes

    Oh you think itd be weird if it had a voice and said yummy yummy thank you gobble gobble when you pooped in it

    yes exactly, you've perfectly described the scenario I was envisioning

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Larlar
    would it be weird to poop in a sentient toilet
    I vote yes

    Isn't that how the toilets on the Lexx worked? Like they even had a tongue that acted as a bidet.

    ....Lexx was a weird show.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    i don't know why anyone would vote for larlar because there is nothing bad about shitting on larlar at all and everyone should do it all the time

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You shit on your toilet seat?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    i don't have to answer that question

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Pleading the Filth, I see.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Tube wrote: »
    I will take any temperature of toilet seat as long as its dry

    same rule for butts

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Tube wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I will take any temperature of toilet seat as long as its dry

    same rule for butts

    see I only like a moist butt

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    3clipse wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I will take any temperature of toilet seat as long as its dry

    same rule for butts

    see I only like a moist butt

    a big round wet McMuffin?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    Uriel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'll often sit on a toilet seat with my pants on just to warm it up.

    I'm sorry but this is bonkers

    Why?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Every single person who chose warm toilet seat being worse has never used a metal toilet seat in the cold. Work on a fishing boat in Alaska at the beginning of pollock season and you will change your mind about cold toilet seats right fucking quick.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I'm not going to get a job on a fishing boat in Alaska at the beginning of pollock season

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    if I’m alone at home and I discover a warm seat we’re gonna have some concerns

    sorry about that

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Warm toilet seat
    I like calling it a terlet. More fun to say.

    Also I prefer a room temperature terlet seat

    Uriel on
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Larlar
    you can make sangria in the terlet

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    #pipe wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'll often sit on a toilet seat with my pants on just to warm it up.

    I'm sorry but this is bonkers

    Why?

    Gotta plop that bare ass on that seat.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Scruffy believes in these forums.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Tube wrote: »
    I'm not going to get a job on a fishing boat in Alaska at the beginning of pollock season

    It's illegal to tell your own fortune.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    if I’m alone at home and I discover a warm seat we’re gonna have some concerns

    sorry about that

    I'm not sorry. Whippy's toilet is glorious. I think it's self-aware!

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Warm toilet seat
    Ok, for the hover-butts, which is better?

    - The warm backdraft of a camp longdrop?

    - The damp icy chill of a swamp pond fog?

    Veldrin on
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Tube wrote: »
    I'm not going to get a job on a fishing boat in Alaska at the beginning of pollock season

    But according to my dad it "builds character"! Don't you want to...build character?

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    Larlar
    larlar means wet toilet seat, in france

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Cold toilet seat
    Whippy wrote: »
    if I’m alone at home and I discover a warm seat we’re gonna have some concerns

    I made you a present but now I am concerned

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Cold toilet seat
    The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet

    Ahhh, Poseidon's kiss!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    You should rename main street to Kuykendahl. Texans will get it.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Larlar
    -Tal wrote: »
    would it be weird to poop in a sentient toilet
    I vote yes

    Oh you think itd be weird if it had a voice and said yummy yummy thank you gobble gobble when you pooped in it

    https://youtu.be/CuEqYQmDUEk

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet

    who do I call about nominating a new poet laureate

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2019
    Cold toilet seat
    ChicoBlue wrote: »

    I completely forgot about that bit

    Holy shit Better Call Saul is such a great show. Just the polar opposite of Breaking Bad in terms of tone but easily it’s equal in terms of quality. It’s just so fun.

    Rankenphile on
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    #pipe wrote: »
    The worst thing is dropping a solid dunker and getting that satisfying pluuunk only to get immediately shaken from your moment of revelry by an ice cold dollop of au du toilet right up main street like the worst bidet

    who do I call about nominating a new poet laureate

    sorry but i am the one who makes that call, and nobody is unseating fred durst on my watch

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I have a private toilet at work.

    As in almost four years ago we closed our public restrooms due to drug use, and turned them into storage rooms. But the plumbing still works, and I have a key.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    One of the creepiest things is going into a public restroom, you sit down, the seat is warm, and you didn’t see anyone else leave the stall or the room at all.

    BLM - ACAB
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Larlar
    oh I've heard of this, it's terlet ghosts right?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Larlar
    the spirits of them what died shittin

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