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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    conspicuous capitalism

    In America, fans collect toys.
    In Soviet Russia, fans collect you!

    Wait, shit, that's not right ...

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    also #1's teachers want him to get tested for autism and porp is emotional about it but im like

    1) his pediatrician, prior teachers, and current therapist have never said anything about having him tested

    2) even if he does turn out to be on the spectrum, he's still the same kid so w/e. just maybe gives us a better picture of how to help him.

    Best of luck man. I'm sure your kiddo is fine.

    He would be fine either way you slut

    Well then my prediction is safe!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Imagine being a crab, what a bummer that would be.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Imagine being a crab, what a bummer that would be.

    What no way it would kick ass
    Your whole life goal is to walk around in the water and eat little things, and then pinch someone if you are afraid or angry and then fuck another crab if you find one that’s compatible
    Solid life imo

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Imagine being a crab, what a bummer that would be.

    What no way it would kick ass
    Your whole life goal is to walk around in the water and eat little things, and then pinch someone if you are afraid or angry and then fuck another crab if you find one that’s compatible
    Solid life imo

    I prefer to have my escapist fantasies not be identical to my life.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Imagine being a crab, what a bummer that would be.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Imagine being a crab, what a bummer that would be.

    What no way it would kick ass
    Your whole life goal is to walk around in the water and eat little things, and then pinch someone if you are afraid or angry and then fuck another crab if you find one that’s compatible
    Solid life imo

    As long as you aren't a hermit crab, then you've got to worry about housing shortages.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    pinch pinch

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Imagine being a crab, what a bummer that would be.

    What no way it would kick ass
    Your whole life goal is to walk around in the water and eat little things, and then pinch someone if you are afraid or angry and then fuck another crab if you find one that’s compatible
    Solid life imo

    And you don't even have to think about it or your lot in life!

    *ponders humanly*

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I bet the new design will somehow be worse.

    tIRT9jC.png

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    wq09t4opzrlc.jpg
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I bet the new design will somehow be worse.

    tIRT9jC.png

    I like it better.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I’m just gonna keep posting that crab

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    is that crab eating its children

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    and it's doing it with such apathy too

    lives are ending here!

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    It hasn't laid its eggs yet, so technically its only eating other crab's children. So, like, cannibalism but not filicide.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I still imagine that cannibal mom crab going like

    OMG I know I shouldn’t but they’re just SO good lol *munch munch*

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I still imagine that cannibal mom crab going like

    OMG I know I shouldn’t but they’re just SO good lol *munch munch*

    "Its wineoclock" kitsch but for eating other crab's kids

    wq09t4opzrlc.jpg
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I still imagine that cannibal mom crab going like

    OMG I know I shouldn’t but they’re just SO good lol *munch munch*

    And then opening another bottle of rosé

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I missed my metro stop because I was entirely absorbed by thinking about being a crab

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Hi5 sammich

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    It hasn't laid its eggs yet, so technically its only eating other crab's children. So, like, cannibalism but not filicide.

    man it's just a big battle royale, bunch of crabs laying eggs and then it's a mad dash to see who can eat the most of each other's babies

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Yesssss both excellent vish and sammich

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I should have been a pair of ragged claws
    Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
    pinch pinch 🦀 🦀
    - T.S. Eliot, or something, probably

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I texted my brothers some sonic memes and shockingly they hadn’t seen the trailer and weren’t aware of the hubbub

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    just a bunch of crabs playing bridge, laughing about their silly kids and their fixations on the newest fad, they grab a handful of children from a bowl

    "They call it 'living', apparently! What will they think of next."

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    TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I can't be the only one who's watched Texas Hold 'Em before.

    Poker tournaments are some of the only live sports I can watch now without cable, its just pro wrestling and poker. So variations of carnival performances.

    Man, eports is right there. MSI this weekend!

    Oh, @spool32 when do you want to watch stuff this weekend, if you're still free? What time works for you?

    @credeiki you want in?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I’m in a Brooklyn neighborhood I’ve never been in to see a nick drake tribute show and now I’m having mole enchiladas before the show

    Good night maybe???

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I can't be the only one who's watched Texas Hold 'Em before.

    Poker tournaments are some of the only live sports I can watch now without cable, its just pro wrestling and poker. So variations of carnival performances.

    Man, eports is right there. MSI this weekend!

    Oh,when do you want to watch stuff this weekend, if you're still free? What time works for you?

    you want in?

    I will watch much of MSI over the next few weeks but I don’t like watching things with other people

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular

    Clerks! The characters have a long history of getting their rants attached to animation, c.f. "The Flying Car"

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Also my husband is in gay Paris for the next two weeks so I have already descended into madness and depravity at home

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Cred i will tag you in any additional crab related content I come across.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Every time I venture out to Brooklyn I clutch my pearls and shuffle off quickly to the location at hand

    I was born there and if prophecy holds true I might die there!

    (Where's the tribute show)

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Dip is so pretty

    sJccUCil.jpg

    SO PRETTY

    Quid on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Every time I venture out to Brooklyn I clutch my pearls and shuffle off quickly to the location at hand

    I was born there and if prophecy holds true I might die there!

    (Where's the tribute show)

    Gold sounds which is near the Morgan st L train

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Holy shit I was just there a couple days ago to support a friend's band!

    Hmmm

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Holy shit I was just there a couple days ago to support a friend's band!

    Hmmm

    I think they go on at 8? Or 730? Or 30 minutes ago?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I can't be the only one who's watched Texas Hold 'Em before.

    Poker tournaments are some of the only live sports I can watch now without cable, its just pro wrestling and poker. So variations of carnival performances.

    Man, eports is right there. MSI this weekend!

    Oh, @spool32 when do you want to watch stuff this weekend, if you're still free? What time works for you?

    @credeiki you want in?

    Id love to watch with you guys but my schedule always makes it incredibly impractical so

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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