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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    good avatar janson

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    It’s certainly how *I* look when my diarrhea tummy is better!

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Same.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    me after literally every shit

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I searched for and found a Josuke folder in the bookstore the other day! It came in a duo pack with Jotaro so Moriveth asked to split the pack. He was hoping for Josuke but, damn it, he wasn’t going to get it when I had been the one to find it and pay for it.

    It’s pretty cool having found a character we both like the best, even if it does mean being in competition with one another.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1fgtbJSpgI
    here is a very nice recent interview with Araki where he talks about Diamond is Unbreakable and says he would only visit America under 3 conditions

    #1: he eats a lot of delicious food
    #2: he goes to Comic Con
    #3: he meets Benicio del Toro

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    That’s such a lovely interview and sums up why I like Diamond is Unbreakable so much. Plus he seems so positive about fans!

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    l_gl_g Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Reminder: Araki is like 60 years old. Benicio del Toro is nearly a decade younger than him.

    I'm gonna wager that when the day comes that Araki is killed by Hamon dies, he will either:
    - wither into nothingness in the span of seconds
    - shatter apart and the pieces crumble into dust instantly
    - have a corpse that seems to never decay and almost seems alive, no matter how many years pass

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Has anyone checked to see if Araki owns a stone mask?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Has anyone checked to see if Araki owns a stone mask?

    It is a constant concern for young artists that meet him

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Either that, or there's a self-portrait in his attic that looks real fucked up.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    His Stand is [Forever Young]

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    kojima and araki are actually just kinda scrawny pillarmen that have already found the stone of aja

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I got a JoJo shirt in the mail today.

    Niko hates it. It embarrasses him. This delights me so much. I’m doing something right as a parent.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I hope it's just Okuyasu with that expression in your avatar

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    It’s actually
    Bruno licking Giorno’s face

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    What a surprise!

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    It’s specifically this shirt!
    I hope it's just Okuyasu with that expression in your avatar

    Haha that would make a pretty awesome shirt.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    does bruno ever use that ability again after that scene

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Nope, just like Golden Experience’s ability to both reflect an injury upon its attacker and also to overload the senses (like it does to Bruno) are only shown that once!

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    My headcanon is that ge still has that ability but we never get to see it from the villain's perspective ever again. So imagine how every dude he mudas against feels.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Nope, just like Golden Experience’s ability to both reflect an injury upon its attacker and also to overload the senses (like it does to Bruno) are only shown that once!

    Araki!

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    My headcanon is that ge still has that ability but we never get to see it from the villain's perspective ever again. So imagine how every dude he mudas against feels.

    Same.

    Imagine Cioccalatta getting, like, extra fucked because of that.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Other authors would kill for Araki's ability to abandon ideas due to boredom/forgetting while having it be charming rather than frustrating

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Other authors would kill for Araki's ability to abandon ideas due to boredom/forgetting while having it be charming rather than frustrating

    My favorite example of this is Jotaro telling Josuke that you can't bring people back from the dead.

    Aside from the hilarious fact that Okuyasa literally does this later in the arc, and the next arc features zombie bruno, motherfucker, Jotaro you saw the ghost of your grandfather ascend to heaven and you brought him back by pumping Dioblood into his veins you can't say this kinda shit

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Joseph is the most egregious example of those three to me, too.

    Okuyasu’s death I can handwave because: a) I’m biased because I didn’t want Josuke to lose his best bud! b) we don’t see his soul ascend (do we?) and c) I can tell myself that maybe his pulse was just really weak and Crazy Diamond’s healing took longer to take effect

    Bruno: It’s definitely weird, but his body does gradually decay and I can buy that Giorno’s power was just enough to give him a few days’ grace

    But the whole Joseph scene at the end of Stardust Crusaders did have me rolling my eyes

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Joseph has hamon

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Okuyasu was probably dying but not dead yet and Josukes power would still allow him to live in that time frame

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    My final rankings after chewing on things for a week:

    JoJos:
    1 Josuke
    2 Giorno
    3 Jonathan
    4 Joseph
    5 Jotaro

    Acts:
    1 Diamond is Unbreakable
    2 Stardust Crusaders
    3 Vento Aureo
    4 Phantom Blood
    5 Battle Tendencies

    Openings:
    1 End of The World
    2 Fighting Gold
    3 Sono Chi No Sadame
    4 Uragirimono no Requiem
    5 Great Days

    (Special shout out to Giorno’s Theme for being the real #1 music)

    Villains:
    1 Kira Yoshikage
    2 Dio
    3 Diavolo
    4 DIO
    5 Pillar Men

    Non-JoJos (these rankings are very iffy):
    1 Mista
    2 Okuyasu
    3 Bruno
    4 Speedwagon
    5 Koichi/Hayato

    Stands:
    1 Killer Queen
    2 Crazy Diamond
    3 Sex Pistols
    4 Heaven’s Door
    5 Sticky Fingers

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Whoa, you put Dio over DIO? You appreciate phantom blood way more than I do.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yes, I did appreciate the simplicity of Phantom Blood!

    I like Jonathan just living a quiet life until Dio comes along and wrecks his shit, and how at first he just wants to lay there and cry (there’s a particular page in the manga that really spoke to me) but he finds the resolve to get up and start kicking ass, and I find that inspiring

    And I also appreciate how Dio just waltzes in and immediately announces his evil intentions, and how he climbs the ladder of his own ambition

    DIO is like, already established as Top Evil, and I feel like he doesn’t do a tremendous amount

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I like that DIO is immediately front and center from the start of the arc, the heroes are absolutely terrified of him, and he has personally fucked with some part of every protagonists’ life.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I appreciate that! In general I’m more a fan of the quieter/smaller-scale villains, hence Kira being top. Both he and human Dio make far less of an impact but are more realistic and therefore scarier to me.

    The Pillar Men I found mentally exhausting in how hyper-powerful they were.

    But really, there was nothing I really hated, which is what makes the rankings so fun to do!

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Other authors would kill for Araki's ability to abandon ideas due to boredom/forgetting while having it be charming rather than frustrating

    My favorite example of this is Jotaro telling Josuke that you can't bring people back from the dead.

    Aside from the hilarious fact that Okuyasa literally does this later in the arc, and the next arc features zombie bruno, motherfucker, Jotaro you saw the ghost of your grandfather ascend to heaven and you brought him back by pumping Dioblood into his veins you can't say this kinda shit

    On the other hand, telling Josuke "We could save your grandfather with vampire blood, but too bad we don't have any!" would also have been a dick move.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Other authors would kill for Araki's ability to abandon ideas due to boredom/forgetting while having it be charming rather than frustrating

    My favorite example of this is Jotaro telling Josuke that you can't bring people back from the dead.

    Aside from the hilarious fact that Okuyasa literally does this later in the arc, and the next arc features zombie bruno, motherfucker, Jotaro you saw the ghost of your grandfather ascend to heaven and you brought him back by pumping Dioblood into his veins you can't say this kinda shit

    On the other hand, telling Josuke "We could save your father with vampire blood, but too bad we don't have any!" would also have been a dick move.

    Point of order.

    They did save Josuke’s father with vampire blood.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    The blood transfusion thing is very dumb, but it did get us Joseph saying AL YANKOVIC so

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Other authors would kill for Araki's ability to abandon ideas due to boredom/forgetting while having it be charming rather than frustrating

    My favorite example of this is Jotaro telling Josuke that you can't bring people back from the dead.

    Aside from the hilarious fact that Okuyasa literally does this later in the arc, and the next arc features zombie bruno, motherfucker, Jotaro you saw the ghost of your grandfather ascend to heaven and you brought him back by pumping Dioblood into his veins you can't say this kinda shit

    On the other hand, telling Josuke "We could save your father with vampire blood, but too bad we don't have any!" would also have been a dick move.

    Point of order.

    They did save Josuke’s father with vampire blood.

    Bleh, meant "grandfather".

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I think it would have turned him into a vampire, if anything. Joseph was like the only person the treatment could have worked on

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    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    They didn't give Joesph DIO's blood. They just took back Joesph's blood out of DIO. It's science.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Remember when damaging one of Giorno’s creations would make you take the damage instead?

    And then one arc later he stabs a snake he made to get healing blood and it doesn’t hurt him at all?

    I don’t mind him not having the reflection thing, as it was kinda OP, but still.

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