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Lackadaisical [chat]

BogartBogart Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Look, I went for a pee and came back and had like two minutes to make a [chat]. My position of authority insulates me from any consequences you care to name, so there.

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    If it wasn't the same 8-10 people we might see folks using nice saved OPs

    all about shifting that burden

    SummaryJudgment on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look, I went for a pee and came back and had like two minutes to make a [chat]. My position of authority insulates me from any consequences you care to name, so there.

    I hereby condem you to the consequence of knowing you made a [chat].

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ah shit i thought it had been ten minutes and i actually made an effort for once

    a moderate one but

    NEVER TRY

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    CHAT FIGHT

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    CHAT FIGHT

    Well that was one-sided

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Justice for Harriet Quimby.

    Those boots are fantastic.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    CHAT FIGHT

    Well that was one-sided

    i mean, even as great as i am, i don't have a gun

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ah shit i thought it had been ten minutes and i actually made an effort for once

    a moderate one but

    NEVER TRY

    Laziness beat shame for me everytime

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    If it wasn't the same 8-10 people we might see folks using nice saved OPs

    all about shifting that burden

    If people have a good OP they can @ me and say hey if you're about on page 100 can I have the [chat] and so far the answer has always been yeah sure.

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    One of these days I'll actually get a chat. I was all set to spam the shit out of page 100, but ya'll caught me driving/with my pants down.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Winky wrote: »
    CHAT FIGHT

    More of a public execution than a fight.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    If it wasn't the same 8-10 people we might see folks using nice saved OPs

    all about shifting that burden

    If people have a good OP they can @ me and say hey if you're about on page 100 can I have the [chat] and so far the answer has always been yeah sure.

    i've a full chat about why cricket is just bad baseball can i have the chat

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    One of these days I'll actually get a chat. I was all set to spam the shit out of page 100, but ya'll caught me driving/with my pants down.
    I mean, if you have something interesting to post, you could simply ask the mods for a chat. They are usually very accommodating.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    zepherin wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    One of these days I'll actually get a chat. I was all set to spam the shit out of page 100, but ya'll caught me driving/with my pants down.
    I mean, if you have something interesting to post, you could simply ask the mods for a chat. They are usually very accommodating.

    This is bullshit I don't know why you'd spread such lies.

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    So now that we can apparently talk about anime pre-100, what utter filth do we reserve for pages 101+ from now onwards?

    Bethryn on
    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Katamaris were stars bogart

    So logically all stars must have a dense core composed chiefly of rotting corpses

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    One of these days I'll actually get a chat. I was all set to spam the shit out of page 100, but ya'll caught me driving/with my pants down.
    I mean, if you have something interesting to post, you could simply ask the mods for a chat. They are usually very accommodating.

    Nah, its more of just one day I was posting, realized I had nothing, so now I have a joke OP ready in case I get the chat, which now means I need to try and get the chat so I can get it out of my drafts.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    One of these days I'll actually get a chat. I was all set to spam the shit out of page 100, but ya'll caught me driving/with my pants down.
    I mean, if you have something interesting to post, you could simply ask the mods for a chat. They are usually very accommodating.

    This is bullshit I don't know why you'd spread such lies.
    I mean...I was able to create a chat just by asking...

    And I was put on a chat blacklist by tube...Maybe it was the black magik

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    One of these days I'll actually get a chat. I was all set to spam the shit out of page 100, but ya'll caught me driving/with my pants down.
    I mean, if you have something interesting to post, you could simply ask the mods for a chat. They are usually very accommodating.

    I guess my frustration just comes from why folks can't come across them organically

    around 20k posts and three years ago I switched to primarily posting in chat, I have made exactly one OP - after asking Elki if I could make a PUBG chat for setting up a chat LFG roster when it launched

    I'll just @ if that's acceptable, then

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    have you tried posting

    like

    a shitload

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    have you tried posting

    like

    a shitoad

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    frogs are basically just shit toads true true

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I haven't had a chat since they manually picked or like 4 people made one and you'd fight over who got it.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    have you tried posting

    like

    a shitload

    Have you tried shitposting a load

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hmmmmm who is this new poster, “Chanus”

    i hear he's pretty cool

    *out of the corner of my mouth* yeah he's really great we all think so

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I guess my frustration just comes from why folks can't come across them organically
    There's supposed to be an algorithm Geth does for chat OPs, and I think it's been optimised at least once to try and ensure the people who get selected are online (Geth used to be great at selecting people who hadn't posted in 30+ pages, which I don't think happens as much any more).

    Or at least, that's the official word; pay no attention to that Tube behind the curtain.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Still, I want my first time to be with my cousin

    zepherin on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I also don't particularly want to be bombarded with requests for [chat] OPs, either, and certainly not dozens of pages before page 100.

    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Bogart. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Chanus why are you a toad why aren’t you a bear who signed off on this

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    ribbit

    poo
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus why are you a toad why aren’t you a bear who signed off on this

    i just liked the picture i guess

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Still, I want my first time to be with my cousin
    They prefer to be called cousicons.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Still, I want my first time to be with my cousin

    I’ll never have another first time with my sister ;-;

    fuck gendered marketing
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I guess my frustration just comes from why folks can't come across them organically
    There's supposed to be an algorithm Geth does for chat OPs, and I think it's been optimised at least once to try and ensure the people who get selected are online (Geth used to be great at selecting people who hadn't posted in 30+ pages, which I don't think happens as much any more).

    Or at least, that's the official word; pay no attention to that Tube behind the curtain.
    There is also theorized that Bowen had at one point cracked the gethvinci code and figured out who geth was going to choose, but maybe that has changed. been debunked or simply Bowen is good at guessing.

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Speaking of toads. I'm going to attempt to post a twitter link.

    https://twitter.com/grain_death/status/1154431264591613953

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus why are you a toad why aren’t you a bear who signed off on this

    i just liked the picture i guess

    I fear change.

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus why are you a toad why aren’t you a bear who signed off on this
    Wow, you can't just walk right up to someone and ask why they're a toad!

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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