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What is your favorite sword?
Veldrin
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SWORDS! We all use them. Some better than others. What's your favorite sword? My favorite sword to use is "dong" as in, "Kevin Bacon kills a man with dong in Wild Things!"
It's short (unlike Kevin Bacon's dong) and gets right to the point. No time wasted with dong, no siree. And if you have an autocorrect mistake it usually turns into ding which can also be hilarious.
"Kevin Bacon kills a man with ding in Wild Things"
Or
You can combine THEM!!
"Kevin Bacon kills a man with DING DONG in Wild Things"
It can even be a sound effect!
"When Kevin Bacon kills a man with dong in Wild Things his dong went DONG!"
Try to come up with a better sword, I dare ya!
It's short (unlike Kevin Bacon's dong) and gets right to the point. No time wasted with dong, no siree. And if you have an autocorrect mistake it usually turns into ding which can also be hilarious.
"Kevin Bacon kills a man with ding in Wild Things"
Or
You can combine THEM!!
"Kevin Bacon kills a man with DING DONG in Wild Things"
It can even be a sound effect!
"When Kevin Bacon kills a man with dong in Wild Things his dong went DONG!"
Try to come up with a better sword, I dare ya!
What is your favorite sword? 126 votes
Buster Sword
9%
12 votes
Shuang Gou
0%
Narsil, all done broke
8%
11 votes
Sword of Omens
3%
5 votes
Urumi, the wiggliest sword
2%
3 votes
a light sabre
7%
10 votes
I dunno, a katana I guess
4%
6 votes
Keyblade
7%
9 votes
ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
27%
35 votes
other
27%
35 votes
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Terminus Est
fucking Excalibur
Termenus Est and Excalibur are sorely lacking
so I chose the best I could with the options presented
Perhaps we are not ready for this power, as a species.
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why wouldn't you spell the name of an exceptionally lightweight cavalry sword that way
Sorry, I’m Australian
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Which I guess would probably count as the ur-lightsaber
Oh, and it can't cut living material either technically. But anything living that's cut by a Shardblade is killed and its eyes burnt out. Then the corpse can be cut because it's not alive anymore.
Probably one of these:
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Imma pick all of 'em.
Whether liquid
or ethereal
they can't be beat.
Let it rip!
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This poll is a complete farce!
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Sting's more like a dagger
But it has sight beyond sight!
No he’s a wrestler.