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What is your favorite sword?

VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam baminaRegistered User regular
edited September 2019 in Social Entropy++
SWORDS! We all use them. Some better than others. What's your favorite sword? My favorite sword to use is "dong" as in, "Kevin Bacon kills a man with dong in Wild Things!"

It's short (unlike Kevin Bacon's dong) and gets right to the point. No time wasted with dong, no siree. And if you have an autocorrect mistake it usually turns into ding which can also be hilarious.

"Kevin Bacon kills a man with ding in Wild Things"

Or

You can combine THEM!!

"Kevin Bacon kills a man with DING DONG in Wild Things"

It can even be a sound effect!

"When Kevin Bacon kills a man with dong in Wild Things his dong went DONG!"

Try to come up with a better sword, I dare ya!

What is your favorite sword? 126 votes

Buster Sword
9%
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Shuang Gou
0%
Narsil, all done broke
8%
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Sword of Omens
3%
TallahasseerielHawkstoneElaroKamiroRELtastic 5 votes
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2%
Indie WinterEnlongMrGrimoire 3 votes
a light sabre
7%
FishmanSimpsoniaDarth WaiterTofystedethSaraLunaAndy JoeironsizideElvenshaeStiltsThe Escape Goat 10 votes
I dunno, a katana I guess
4%
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Keyblade
7%
PerrsunDJ EebsKetBraCurly_BraceSpeed Racerani_game_bumYaYaLucedesDr. Flamingo 9 votes
ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
27%
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other
27%
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