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What is your favorite sword?

VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam baminaRegistered User regular
edited September 11 in Singularity Engine++
SWORDS! We all use them. Some better than others. What's your favorite sword? My favorite sword to use is "dong" as in, "Kevin Bacon kills a man with dong in Wild Things!"

It's short (unlike Kevin Bacon's dong) and gets right to the point. No time wasted with dong, no siree. And if you have an autocorrect mistake it usually turns into ding which can also be hilarious.

"Kevin Bacon kills a man with ding in Wild Things"

Or

You can combine THEM!!

"Kevin Bacon kills a man with DING DONG in Wild Things"

It can even be a sound effect!

"When Kevin Bacon kills a man with dong in Wild Things his dong went DONG!"

Try to come up with a better sword, I dare ya!

What is your favorite sword? 126 votes

Buster Sword
9%
SnorkJavenMegaMan001SonelanFerilucebsjezzKruitePwnanObrienDisruptedCapitalistPreciousBodilyFluidsPhasenDark Raven X 12 votes
Shuang Gou
0%
Narsil, all done broke
8%
MulletudeMulysaSemproniusSlacker71tynicsarukunvalhalla130webguy20Centipede DamascusEncAnzekaySirEtchwarts 11 votes
Sword of Omens
3%
UrielHawkstoneElaroKamiroRELtastic 5 votes
Urumi, the wiggliest sword
2%
Indie WinterEnlongMrGrimoire 3 votes
a light sabre
7%
FishmanSimpsoniaDarth WaiterTofystedethpablo_priceAndy JoeironsizideElvenshaeStiltsThe Escape Goat 10 votes
I dunno, a katana I guess
4%
JasconiusDrezBlackbeard7PlatySorceBillyIdle 6 votes
Keyblade
7%
PerrsunDJ EebsKetBraCurly_BraceSpeed Racerani_game_bumYaYaLucedesDr. Flamingo 9 votes
ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
27%
SporkAndrewRoyceSraphimMunkus BeaverToxDevlin_DragonusMai-KeroDouglasDangerBroloFCDFearghaillOlivawMaddocBucketmanMarathonVisskarnightmarennyGrey Ghostdarunia106ZonugalPeewi 35 votes
other
27%
ShortyDarmakMysstButlerRaijin QuickfootGarthorSanderJKbowenKayne Red RobeastrobstrdBahamutZEROJayKaosDepressperadoStraightzitimspork's ghostA Dabble Of TheloniusPinfeldorfJacques L'HommeMortal SkyPeen 35 votes
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    other

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    Keyblade
    keyblade...

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  • AistanAistan Registered User regular
    Real.

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  • RandomEncounterRandomEncounter Registered User regular
    I like supposition. Surprise is another good one, you never see it coming.

    Veldrin
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
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    Stormbringer
    Terminus Est
    fucking Excalibur

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    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited September 11
    Brainleech on
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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Narsil, all done broke
    yeah there's a lot of swords missing from this poll

    Termenus Est and Excalibur are sorely lacking

    so I chose the best I could with the options presented

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
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    On the other hand, I get tired of how poll threads always descend into bickering about omitted options, but I just became part of the problem.

    Perhaps we are not ready for this power, as a species.

    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    Keyblade
    didn't vote "light sabre" because that's not how it's spelled

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    What is this thread for, if not fighting to the death to defend your darlings

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    the Penis Mightier

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
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    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    didn't vote "light sabre" because that's not how it's spelled

    why wouldn't you spell the name of an exceptionally lightweight cavalry sword that way

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    didn't vote "light sabre" because that's not how it's spelled

    Sorry, I’m Australian

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Claiomh Solais

    Which I guess would probably count as the ur-lightsaber

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Asi would also be a good pick though. In Hindu mythology it is both the first weapon and the very essence of weapon from which all others draw the ability to be a weapon. Without Asi a sword could not cut, a mace could not crush, a bullet could not pierce, for that would make them weapons and without Asi that is not possible.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Shardblades would be nice too, from the Stormlight Archives by Brandon Sanderson. Those have the unique property of being able to cut through anything that's not Shardplate or another Shardblade, which has resulted in their sword styles being all about wide sweeps because there's no need to have momentum behind the blade when it's going to cut through everything in its way regardless.

    Oh, and it can't cut living material either technically. But anything living that's cut by a Shardblade is killed and its eyes burnt out. Then the corpse can be cut because it's not alive anymore.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat Brave Sir Robin Registered User regular
    a light sabre
    I'm partial to falchions but a good sabre'll do just fine.

    3clipse wrote: »
    God is dead and life has no purpose.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Atma Weapon

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Buster Sword
    Since getting a 3D printer I have 3D printed several swords.

    Oh brilliant
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
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    Whatever's cheapest at that one dodgy store at the mall.

    Probably one of these:

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    I'm a simple man. I see ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF WORLDS THAT CARVED THE FIRST DAWN FROM THE STONE OF THE ENDLESS NIGHT!, I vote for it.

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  • SixshotStrikerSixshotStriker Registered User regular
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    I like all of 'em. Can I pick all of 'em?

    Imma pick all of 'em.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
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    This fuckin' thing, obviously
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    I like serendipitous. It’s an s word with good mouth feel.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    A decent Valyrian Steel sword

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
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    Real answer though, musical swords:

    Whether liquid



    or ethereal



    they can't be beat.

    Grogironsizide
  • GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
    edited September 11
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    Grog on
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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Narsil, all done broke
    Today I finally answered the question “do I like fake swords or real swords better”?

    never die
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    My favorite blade is a Beyblade.

    Let it rip!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    There could only be one answer for me

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
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    More of a Time Knife kinda guy

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    This OP looks vaguely familiar.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    other
    No Zulfiqar? No Master Sword? No Durendal? No Sting?

    This poll is a complete farce!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    The Atlantean sword from Conan.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    No Zulfiqar? No Master Sword? No Durendal? No Sting?

    This poll is a complete farce!

    Sting's more like a dagger

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Sword of Omens
    I'm the only vote for the sword of omens?

    But it has sight beyond sight!

  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    I dunno, a katana I guess
    All my blades must always be folded 50,000 times. Minimum.

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Keyblade
    No Zulfiqar? No Master Sword? No Durendal? No Sting?

    This poll is a complete farce!

    Sting's more like a dagger

    No he’s a wrestler.

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