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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Child goes on apology tour after father wrecks shit during a drunken bender, probably does more damage than his dad, possibly because he's on acid the whole time.
    FFX

    Hah, close enough to count!

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    Bunch of kids drop acid walk into their TVs to battle their inner demons and some of them bone.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Cheryl Blossom, objectively the hottest.
    Dog laughs at inaccuracy of man with gun.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    P10 wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Child goes on apology tour after father wrecks shit during a drunken bender, probably does more damage than his dad, possibly because he's on acid the whole time.
    FFX

    I thought so at first but it’s katamari damacy.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Your life sucks and I’m taking you back to it

  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Rock collector hired to murder everyone's gods because he can't be wololo'd.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Veronica Lodge, too good for Archie.
    The series centers on an interstellar war between humanity and an alliance of aliens known as the Covenant. The Covenant, led by their religious leaders called the Prophets, worship an ancient civilization known as the Forerunners, who perished while defeating the parasitic Flood. The central focus of the franchise builds off the experiences of Master Chief John-117, one of a group of supersoldiers codenamed Spartans, and his artificial intelligence (AI) companion, Cortana

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    Winky wrote: »
    Your life sucks and I’m taking you back to it
    Cultist simulator

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Janitor says hello to coworkers, destabilizes economy in the process.

    Oh brilliant
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Boy from a sleepy village meets an alternative chick, discovers he's a furry, and learns to embrace his new identity in order to save the world.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    Fed
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Kid Presentable wrote: »
    The series centers on an interstellar war between humanity and an alliance of aliens known as the Covenant. The Covenant, led by their religious leaders called the Prophets, worship an ancient civilization known as the Forerunners, who perished while defeating the parasitic Flood. The central focus of the franchise builds off the experiences of Master Chief John-117, one of a group of supersoldiers codenamed Spartans, and his artificial intelligence (AI) companion, Cortana

    Hmmmm, I got all the other ones but this one is a bit too obscure for me

    Quake 3 I think.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    Rich lady steals historical artifacts.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    Man who fails to stop kidnapping follows wedding planners to stop the shotgun marriage.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Betty Cooper, who has the serial killer gene.
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Man who fails to stop kidnapping follows wedding planners to stop the shotgun marriage.

    Mario?

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Adventurer enters violent relationship with woman sworn to carry his burdens

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Insufficient attention to safety protocols create workplace accident so severe the government is brought in to clean it up. Worker involved in the incident evades government cleanup crew, inadvertently starts apocalypse while guided by mysterious extra-governmental agent.

    SniperGuy on
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Cheryl Blossom, objectively the hottest.
    Test tube baby Vs The Illuminati

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Cheryl Blossom, objectively the hottest.
    Resurrection real, says man who claims to have murdered sword-wielding giant dog.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    Man uses pressure washer to clean graffiti.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Betty Cooper, who has the serial killer gene.
    Child solider has 6 jobs before age of 14

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Actually pretty lost on a few of these.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Horrific mutants break the laws of physics and spacetime to stop a cabal of evil ninjas stealing the world's monuments.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Local teen embarks on a quest to avenge his father with the lowest amount of focus and enthusiasm possible.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Betty Cooper, who has the serial killer gene.
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Insufficient attention to safety protocols create workplace accident so severe the government is brought in to clean it up. Worker involved in the incident evades government cleanup crew, inadvertently starts apocalypse while guided by mysterious extra-governmental agent.

    the worst epsiode of Friends ever?

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    I like how these poor explanations actually make so many of these games sound way more awesome.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Veronica Lodge, too good for Archie.
    Thanks for giving me a panic attack that my origin account might have been compromised EA, good stuff.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Thanks for giving me a panic attack that my origin account might have been compromised EA, good stuff.

    Oh, Watch Dogs 2?

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Cheryl Blossom, objectively the hottest.
    Bogart wrote: »
    Dog laughs at inaccuracy of man with gun.

    I know what this one is intended to be, but also
    Silent Hill 2

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Man talks to imaginary friend, fights equally powered enemies Blackhawk attack helicopter and German Shepards..

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Man talks to imaginary friend, fights equally powered enemies Blackhawk attack helicopter and German Shepards..

    Huh, I don't remember a helicopter in Deadly Premonition.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Veronica Lodge, too good for Archie.
    Ilpala wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Thanks for giving me a panic attack that my origin account might have been compromised EA, good stuff.

    Oh, Watch Dogs 2?

    They rolled out a free month of EA access for people who had 2FA enabled. They didn't really explain why they did this unless you read some blog post or reddit about it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Rich lady steals historical artifacts.

    It belongs in a museum.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Insufficient attention to safety protocols create workplace accident so severe the government is brought in to clean it up. Worker involved in the incident evades government cleanup crew, inadvertently starts apocalypse while guided by mysterious extra-governmental agent.

    the worst epsiode of Friends ever?

    The One With The Resonance Cascade Event

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Jughead Jones, a heart of gold but also kinda dumb.
    Poachers skin and dissect exotic creatures for fashion and medicine.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Test Subject breaks protocols, leaves test chambers in unauthorized manner, vandalizes expensive robotic equipment, demands cake.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Poachers skin and dissect exotic creatures for fashion and medicine.

    Animal Crossing?

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    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Cheryl Blossom, objectively the hottest.
    Geth, close the thread.

    @SniperGuy will make the new thread.
    @Burnage is backup.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Bogart. Closing thread...

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Cheryl Blossom, objectively the hottest.
    Violent white man ignores sobbing woman of colour for 12 years.

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