Hey! SUPERGENIUS! You don't get to face Dan Quinn twice this year!
Was gonna ask what the fuck the Cowboys were doing.
Guess McCarthy doesn't know what the fuck to do with only an above average QB. Is abundantly clear that Mike's success was on the coattails of Rodgers, if not dragging him down.
Assuming Cleveland don't Browns this up, Dallas is one ridiculous onside kick against a fucking stupid opposing special teams, from being 0-4.
That warms my heart. NFC East have to be the worst Division in football now, top to bottom, right? I'm thinking 6 and 10 wins it.
There was some graphic on some pre-game show this morning that said Prescott was the first QB since 1950 to throw for 1500 yards and some other offense stats in the first three games. The debate was if the team was relying on him too much.
So, pretty sure The Beav's only move is to rely on his QB for everything. Cool.
It was nice that we were competitive last season in miami, but I still wish we would have just lost like we were supposed to to get the #1 pick. It's ok, I'm all in with tua, hopefully it works out. But burrow looks legit..... We're 1-3, the season isn't lost, hell we could still win the division.
But at some point you give up and just give tua the experience if he's healthy right? See what you got? I just don't understand going 7-9 when you're rebuilding anyways.
Mathematically, maybe. But I think anything short of a metaphorical meteor has the Bills and Pats fighting for first and second.
As long as the team isn't garbage (looks at Snoopydome and sad laughs), which they don't appear to be given their performace, then get Tua the reps to know if he's "your guy", or if he's going to be a Trubisky.
I mean if the Dolphins sucked, then you're putting him in a Darnold situation where you can't properly evaluate. But that doesn't appear to be the case. And if he's something special (and we seem to get one of those every couple years, see Wentz, Mahomes, Jackson), then maybe I'm wrong with where the Dolphins might end up.
Fitzpatrick might get you near the ring, but he's unlikely to grab it for you.
Meteor? Or covid in the case of cam and the patriots. fuck covid.
That's what I mean. Not necessarily the same chance as a meteor. But the consequence of it, taking out significant portions of the teams. Honestly don't think the loss of a single player, even Cam, would have the Pats not being at least competitive.
Fucking annoys me how lucky AND good the Pats continue to be.
I think I need to stop talking during games.
Allen walking back to the locker rooms in the Bills game. Which doesn't completely destroy them, but may take them out of contention.
What's with Chicago wearing orange jerseys? I thought the Colts were playing the Broncos.
Look, just go to nflshop.com and buy some fucking jerseys!
Hypothetically, if I was going to buy a Bears jersey, I'd buy the blue one. I'd keep buying blue ones for any player who I wanted to support. If I wanted to buy a second one for a single player, I'd buy the white one.
I say hypothetically, because even if I considered buying a Bears jersey, there's noone on the roster I give a shit enough about that I'd want a jersey for.
What's with Chicago wearing orange jerseys? I thought the Colts were playing the Broncos.
Look, just go to nflshop.com and buy some fucking jerseys!
Hypothetically, if I was going to buy a Bears jersey, I'd buy the blue one. I'd keep buying blue ones for any player who I wanted to support. If I wanted to buy a second one for a single player, I'd buy the white one.
I say hypothetically, because even if I considered buying a Bears jersey, there's noone on the roster I give a shit enough about that I'd want a jersey for.
If you aren't buying all the alternates, then you are a terrible fan of footbaw.
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Josh Allen seems like a good QB now that he has some talent around him but he's still a huge dumbass. He took a sack when he could've easily thrown the ball away on a 3rd-and-18 that turned a manageable 46yd FG into a punt, when they're up by 14.
Buffalo is legit as all hell now. They are winning the AFC East for the next decade.
Bonus points if Buffalo meets Dallas in a future Superbowl In the next three years so they can Curbstomp the Boys for revenge.
Next decade. Wow, you a homer. Pats still have bill, and cam from right now.
Miami is rebuilding and may have an elite qb depending on how he recovers from injury.
Bills look good and promising
Jets are being the jets.
But c'mon man, you know the pats are gonna find a way to still win the division whether covid hits can or not. It bill belecheck and he's done it without brady before, putting up an 11-5 season if I believe.
And while miami is rebuilding, they play stupid at times against division rivals even when they suck. And tua could be the steal of the draft.
Get out of the nuclear power plant homer, the bills are still the bills and do you really trust them?
Please don't bet in them, would hate for you to lose your house......
I don't always like what Stephen A Smith has to say, but his love of making fun of the cowboys has always been something I enjoy.
It's not what he says that bother me, it's how he says it. Screamin' A Smith makes eating a cookie unbearably loud and that's coming from a guy that's losing his hearing.
Yeah you own a division for a decade either by being a Belichick and/or having the rest of your division a bunch of sad sacks, and not only are the Dolphins and Pats looking to be pretty good, but one of them actually has Belichick
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Yeah you own a division for a decade either by being a Belichick and/or having the rest of your division a bunch of sad sacks, and not only are the Dolphins and Pats looking to be pretty good, but one of them actually has Belichick
Fun reminder: The Texans are 0-4 and the Dolphins have their first and second round picks next spring.
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I don't always like what Stephen A Smith has to say, but his love of making fun of the cowboys has always been something I enjoy.
quick someone get jerry jones to sign kwame brown
DL..
You and I both know, jerrah is gonna trade Dak For Baker straight up.
Only to see Dak lead the Browns to a Superbowl.
Then Jerry Dies.
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So is four games of this absolute fucking travesty enough to fire Nolan and give McCarthy a good slap for ever thinking this guy was worth bringing in? Like shit, Jerry could bring in his grandkid to be DC and he'd probably be only AS BAD.
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So is four games of this absolute fucking travesty enough to fire Nolan and give McCarthy a good slap for ever thinking this guy was worth bringing in? Like shit, Jerry could bring in his grandkid to be DC and he'd probably be only AS BAD.
Holy fucking shit, Mike Nolan from pre Jim Tomsula days?
Fucking A, Jerrah really still thinks of picking off former , 49ers to join the Boys like he's still living the 90's.....
Hey! SUPERGENIUS! You don't get to face Dan Quinn twice this year!
Was gonna ask what the fuck the Cowboys were doing.
Guess McCarthy doesn't know what the fuck to do with only an above average QB. Is abundantly clear that Mike's success was on the coattails of Rodgers, if not dragging him down.
Assuming Cleveland don't Browns this up, Dallas is one ridiculous onside kick against a fucking stupid opposing special teams, from being 0-4.
That warms my heart. NFC East have to be the worst Division in football now, top to bottom, right? I'm thinking 6 and 10 wins it.
There was some graphic on some pre-game show this morning that said Prescott was the first QB since 1950 to throw for 1500 yards and some other offense stats in the first three games. The debate was if the team was relying on him too much.
So, pretty sure The Beav's only move is to rely on his QB for everything. Cool.
As a follow up, apparently Prescott is now the first QB to throw for 425+ yards in three consecutive games. I suppose that's one way to get out of paying him. Make him throw his arm off and then trade for Mitch Trubisky.
Kinda pissed at Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth for being little assholes about having to wear masks
I missed SNF (work related).
Context for this pissy attitude? Given that three games have had to be moved, and what, a dozen people have tested positive, and the President remains a dickhead regarding example setting, is setting an example in one of the highest rated live shows on television REALLY that hard an ask?
Wow. BoB beat out Gase and Patricia to be the first coach fired this year.
Wait, what?
Also, who the fuck would want that job. Either of those jobs.
"Yeah, so not only does the team mostly suck, the previous guy sold off half the talent AND mortgaged the future to do so. So... interested?
There are two types of people who will apply for that job: the type that isn't qualified enough to recognize the reality of the situation, but confident enough to think they can turn it around, and the type that is qualified enough to recognize the reality of the situation and tells them so in the job interview. The latter should get the job, but won't. The former shouldn't, but will.
Wow. BoB beat out Gase and Patricia to be the first coach fired this year.
Wait, what?
Also, who the fuck would want that job. Either of those jobs.
"Yeah, so not only does the team mostly suck, the previous guy sold off half the talent AND mortgaged the future to do so. So... interested?
There are two types of people who will apply for that job: the type that isn't qualified enough to recognize the reality of the situation, but confident enough to think they can turn it around, and the type that is qualified enough to recognize the reality of the situation and tells them so in the job interview. The latter should get the job, but won't. The former shouldn't, but will.
So, probably Adam Gase or Matt Patricia.
NFL coaches come almost exclusively from that first cohort tho
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There was some graphic on some pre-game show this morning that said Prescott was the first QB since 1950 to throw for 1500 yards and some other offense stats in the first three games. The debate was if the team was relying on him too much.
So, pretty sure The Beav's only move is to rely on his QB for everything. Cool.
I think I need to stop talking during games.
Allen walking back to the locker rooms in the Bills game. Which doesn't completely destroy them, but may take them out of contention.
Look, just go to nflshop.com and buy some fucking jerseys!
Hypothetically, if I was going to buy a Bears jersey, I'd buy the blue one. I'd keep buying blue ones for any player who I wanted to support. If I wanted to buy a second one for a single player, I'd buy the white one.
I say hypothetically, because even if I considered buying a Bears jersey, there's noone on the roster I give a shit enough about that I'd want a jersey for.
If you aren't buying all the alternates, then you are a terrible fan of footbaw.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
So stephen A smith had some thoughts on the cowboys game
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Bonus points if Buffalo meets Dallas in a future Superbowl In the next three years so they can Curbstomp the Boys for revenge.
Hol up here, hol up
They have beaten the Jets, Dolphins (barely), Rams (barely), and Raiders. Those teams are combined 5-10.
They still have:
Tennessee
KC
Pats x2
Seattle
SF
Pittsburgh
Next decade. Wow, you a homer. Pats still have bill, and cam from right now.
Miami is rebuilding and may have an elite qb depending on how he recovers from injury.
Bills look good and promising
Jets are being the jets.
But c'mon man, you know the pats are gonna find a way to still win the division whether covid hits can or not. It bill belecheck and he's done it without brady before, putting up an 11-5 season if I believe.
And while miami is rebuilding, they play stupid at times against division rivals even when they suck. And tua could be the steal of the draft.
Get out of the nuclear power plant homer, the bills are still the bills and do you really trust them?
Please don't bet in them, would hate for you to lose your house......
*Silently, somewhere, "wide right', is said *
It's not what he says that bother me, it's how he says it. Screamin' A Smith makes eating a cookie unbearably loud and that's coming from a guy that's losing his hearing.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Fun reminder: The Texans are 0-4 and the Dolphins have their first and second round picks next spring.
quick someone get jerry jones to sign kwame brown
DL..
You and I both know, jerrah is gonna trade Dak For Baker straight up.
Only to see Dak lead the Browns to a Superbowl.
Then Jerry Dies.
END
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Holy fucking shit, Mike Nolan from pre Jim Tomsula days?
Fucking A, Jerrah really still thinks of picking off former , 49ers to join the Boys like he's still living the 90's.....
Oh, wait.
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Five words too many.
As a follow up, apparently Prescott is now the first QB to throw for 425+ yards in three consecutive games. I suppose that's one way to get out of paying him. Make him throw his arm off and then trade for Mitch Trubisky.
I missed SNF (work related).
Context for this pissy attitude? Given that three games have had to be moved, and what, a dozen people have tested positive, and the President remains a dickhead regarding example setting, is setting an example in one of the highest rated live shows on television REALLY that hard an ask?
Wow. BoB beat out Gase and Patricia to be the first coach fired this year.
Wait, what?
Also, who the fuck would want that job. Either of those jobs.
"Yeah, so not only does the team mostly suck, the previous guy sold off half the talent AND mortgaged the future to do so. So... interested?
There are two types of people who will apply for that job: the type that isn't qualified enough to recognize the reality of the situation, but confident enough to think they can turn it around, and the type that is qualified enough to recognize the reality of the situation and tells them so in the job interview. The latter should get the job, but won't. The former shouldn't, but will.
So, probably Adam Gase or Matt Patricia.
pleasepaypreacher.net
NFL coaches come almost exclusively from that first cohort tho
Also, he will finally prove that Craig James still killed those Hookers, once and for all!
I did not know that oh my god
When you say "all" you mean the next 1? I'd take the Texans job over the Jets just because Watson is known and Trevor Lawrence is not.