Clamping off your pants like that is some hella fast thinking when a snake is crawling up your goddamn trouser leg
and he's clearly not exactly super comfortable with snakes at all but is still like "don't kill snakes", though
FUCKING FUCKING SNAKES righteo, he alright, he's safe
Tiger snakes are something like the second most deadly snake in the world so I don’t know if the dude is not comfortable with snakes in general, but I respect his discomfort with that snake in particular.
Edit: Like, I consider myself reasonably snake friendly and I would not have been able to handle myself with anywhere near that much aplomb. In fact I’m fairly confident I’d just be dead, and have pissed myself on the way out.
I think the last time the snake video was posted around, it was confirmed that the snake was dead the whole time - he basically found a dead one, and decided to pull a prank via video, or something along those lines.
Which is less terrifying, but does leave us with a man who sees a dead snake and goes, "hmm..."
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I admit my first reaction would not be to pull out my phone and narrate it.
I think the last time the snake video was posted around, it was confirmed that the snake was dead the whole time - he basically found a dead one, and decided to pull a prank via video, or something along those lines.
Which is less terrifying, but does leave us with a man who sees a dead snake and goes, "hmm..."
That is a lot more consistent with snake behaviour (shooting vertically up your pants isn't a common habit afaik), and is also extremely consistent with your average australian dude behaviour for that matter
but the really big reason for me to want this to be true is it makes me less cowardly and hysterical by comparison.
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i don't know the lifespans of great whites, but I do know there's a species of shark called the goblin shark that can live for over 400 years.
telescoping maw
Find someone who loves you as much as that horse owner's vet loves the way that horse gives itself colic by inhaling feed like that...
she's a party dude!
Latest estimate is like 70 years or something, but it's hard to be sure.
edit- sound
For the less boozy among us, mash is part of the brewing process for several liquors, moonshine included.
edit- gone wrong and gone right in the same gif! Sound with this one too.
at least it was just a slap, and maybe if it teaches the guy (or others) not to do shit like that it'll be a net positive
@Veldrin Oh man I'm glad you recorded this wildlife interaction.
You joke, but
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I seem to remember that working out pretty okay on Breaking Bad, a show that I didn't actually watch.
Sharks, in some cases, are fish that got big. Ever see a goldfish go after a food pellet? Same thing.
Nah, sharks were here first.
Instead, imagine bullets to be tiny lead shark statues that we use to kill each other.
"hedgehogs are disappearing in the UK" - yeah they keep moving to America to work as forum administrators...
Clamping off your pants like that is some hella fast thinking when a snake is crawling up your goddamn trouser leg
and he's clearly not exactly super comfortable with snakes at all but is still like "don't kill snakes", though
FUCKING FUCKING SNAKES righteo, he alright, he's safe
Tiger snakes are something like the second most deadly snake in the world so I don’t know if the dude is not comfortable with snakes in general, but I respect his discomfort with that snake in particular.
Edit: Like, I consider myself reasonably snake friendly and I would not have been able to handle myself with anywhere near that much aplomb. In fact I’m fairly confident I’d just be dead, and have pissed myself on the way out.
Which is less terrifying, but does leave us with a man who sees a dead snake and goes, "hmm..."
Are those Juggalo bunnies? If so, sweet!
I could die happily, knowing I livestreamed a trouser snake joke immediately before dying.
That is a lot more consistent with snake behaviour (shooting vertically up your pants isn't a common habit afaik), and is also extremely consistent with your average australian dude behaviour for that matter
but the really big reason for me to want this to be true is it makes me less cowardly and hysterical by comparison.