Anyone that names their kid after a country or city needs to have their kids taken from them. Unless of course that place is named after a person, but even then it's an iffy venture.
I'm naming my kids Shelby, Ogden, and Brook
What about Brock?
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Anyone that names their kid after a country or city needs to have their kids taken from them. Unless of course that place is named after a person, but even then it's an iffy venture.
I'm naming my kids Shelby, Ogden, and Brook
What about Brock?
shit, you're right
I don't want to have 4 kids
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
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my third kid is getting a weird name
like
Cliff or River or Art or Kick or Murder
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Lord DaveGrief CauserBitch Free ZoneRegistered Userregular
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Cliff Riverkick
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
It would suck if your name was of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
I know id kill myself. or shorten it or something.
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If I ever end up looking into the eyes of a second child from my loins, I shall know full and well that I fucked up pretty badly. Such rage shall fill me that I will hate every breath this child takes. This shall be reflected in their name. I do not know what moniker I would punish the fetid meconium from this already doomed babe's ass with, but it would probably involve the words "chanchre," "AIDS" and "Shitfuck."
Regardless of gender.
"Hey everyone, it's my youngest, Shitfuck A. McChancre Grant!"
I knew some girls in High School whose last name was Ficken, which I guess is only funny if you know how to swear in German.
I also know of a dude who changed his name to Michael Archangel, who happens to be (near as I can tell) bat-fuck crazy. All claiming to sell holy weapons and willing to convert your earthly currency into Heaven money.
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LD stop stealing my kids' names
What about Brock?
shit, you're right
I don't want to have 4 kids
like
Cliff or River or Art or Kick or Murder
man Riverkick is a badass middle name
but cliff is kinda gay now that I think about it
hmmmm
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I never get you guys' references
you know like Agent Smith
edit: yes, it's a joke TFS. I'm glad you got it.
his lady had a hot ass
be honest.
Regardless of gender.
"Hey everyone, it's my youngest, Shitfuck A. McChancre Grant!"
"WHY CAN'T I BE BLACK
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE CURSED"
name your kid Jesus Christ
Nope it's Kunta Kinte.
*whipcrack*
I also know of a dude who changed his name to Michael Archangel, who happens to be (near as I can tell) bat-fuck crazy. All claiming to sell holy weapons and willing to convert your earthly currency into Heaven money.
And, uh, my last name, sans an 'n.'