Someone make another one of these.
Ok! It's not gonna be a good OP though.
Aliens. Bigfoots. Celebrity pedophage cults. Bigfoot Alien Pedophile Celebrity Cults. This is the continuation of the previous conspiracy theories thread! Don ye now thine tinfoil hat and brave the kookier corners of the internet, plumb the depths of the human psyche and come out the other side more confused than ever.