This is kind of like the news thread, did yall know that Islamic State Central Africa seized the port of Mocimboa da Praia in Mozambique
That's not news that happened a month ago and the planet seems to have forgotten to notice, whats news is that they've declared it their capital and local security forces are venting their frustration by pillaging and raping the populace
I'm wondering if the ole Rona ain't stuck with me a bit. Seems like I have a much harder time getting moving on my days off now. More so than usual.
Like, I can go to bed at 9, set my alarm for maybe 6 and I will hit snooze until 9 or 10 am. Then I'm just sluggish and tired on the couch for another hour until I force myself up and get moving. It is not great for my productivity.
I'm wondering if the ole Rona ain't stuck with me a bit. Seems like I have a much harder time getting moving on my days off now. More so than usual.
Like, I can go to bed at 9, set my alarm for maybe 6 and I will hit snooze until 9 or 10 am. Then I'm just sluggish and tired on the couch for another hour until I force myself up and get moving. It is not great for my productivity.
are you sure it doesn't have more to do with the empty bottle of jack daniels?
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Yeah, one of those turned up among my library aides unexpectedly. I'm constantly tempted to ask her what she thinks Ayn Rand would think of libraries lending her books out to poor people for free.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The debates have revealed that I have one previously unidentified libertarian amongst my friendship group, who is all in the bag for Jo Jorgensen
i'm kind of fascinated, it's like finding a weird jellyfish on the beach. Could sting me, but I also want to poke it with something?
Throw a rock at it.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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There are three cat water bowls in three different areas of this house, including one in the hallway directly outside my bedroom door. So why does this furry idiot sit in my shower and meow at me until I pour water in there so he can lick it up from the floor of my shower??
it is the water box, where all the best water comes from, that's why you're always so interested in it
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Hmm. Makes sense. Why would he think I use it to clean myself, he probably assumes I do that the same way he does. This is just my decadent drinking chamber.
Or he likes the water because it tastes like me, and he's just waiting for the day I die alone in the house so he can feast on my tasty soft face meat. Either way.
I'm not sure what thread to put this in, but I just got my wisdom teeth removed today!
My dentist referred me for an x-ray probably around August last year - I put it off until after a break-up, and then put-off scheduling the removal until this year. It was meant to happen in April, which, due to pandemic reasons, didn't go ahead.
Finally, after more than a year, I got them out. Now I get to rest for a while (as a teacher, I organised this during the school break instead of the term because I ran out of sick leave in 2019 and am still trying to claw it back). My bottom lip is still numb 9 hours later but the bleeding has largely stopped (I think, I really can't feel to much in my mouth).
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Don’t let @Moriveth see that poster though
Happy birthday Solar, sounds like it was a great weekend for you all round...
It's about time someone tried to fuck it.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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She deserves every disgusting cent she earns off of this.
Gotta respect The Hustle
I most certainly do not, how dare you.
I'll read it yeah
Some of the metaphors are hilarious
Also she is currently fucking a living physical embodiment of the Coronavirus, who is hung like a python apparently
Eyes of a goat, too. Covid-19, the eyes of a goat, a dick like a giant predatory snake, covered in tiny viral spikes. Form an orderly queue ladies
I don't disagree Alexa I think that Covid's "love lotion" will be a lot of work for the facility staff
I'm not making a single part of it up, either
Dr Gurtleychund's transformation into a rippling green viral god has been a short but wild experience
This stuff is a time-honored tradition
That's not news that happened a month ago and the planet seems to have forgotten to notice, whats news is that they've declared it their capital and local security forces are venting their frustration by pillaging and raping the populace
Cursed RAIN
her name is a fucking code veronica reference and I HATE IT
I don't CARE
Like, I can go to bed at 9, set my alarm for maybe 6 and I will hit snooze until 9 or 10 am. Then I'm just sluggish and tired on the couch for another hour until I force myself up and get moving. It is not great for my productivity.
are you sure it doesn't have more to do with the empty bottle of jack daniels?
Wait no
Being unable to swallow without moderate-to-severe pain is worse
Ugh
At least my arm doesn't hurt anymore
i'm kind of fascinated, it's like finding a weird jellyfish on the beach. Could sting me, but I also want to poke it with something?
Throw a rock at it.
Or he likes the water because it tastes like me, and he's just waiting for the day I die alone in the house so he can feast on my tasty soft face meat. Either way.
Quench me, human
Just put one of those in your shower. Tada!
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My dentist referred me for an x-ray probably around August last year - I put it off until after a break-up, and then put-off scheduling the removal until this year. It was meant to happen in April, which, due to pandemic reasons, didn't go ahead.
Finally, after more than a year, I got them out. Now I get to rest for a while (as a teacher, I organised this during the school break instead of the term because I ran out of sick leave in 2019 and am still trying to claw it back). My bottom lip is still numb 9 hours later but the bleeding has largely stopped (I think, I really can't feel to much in my mouth).