College Football 2021: America's Most Absurd Major Sport | Week 11 Results pg 99

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Dang this weekend kinda takes the wind out of the RedRiverRivalry huh

    nah it means it's gonna be an even stupider rock fest

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Dang this weekend kinda takes the wind out of the RedRiverRivalry huh

    Pretty sure the winner has the inside track for 6th place in the Sun Belt.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
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    Our winner this week is @enlightenedbum ! Congratulations!

  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    GDI how'd I miss this? My brain suddenly went "hey, shouldn't you be losing at something right about now?" :P

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Feel free to join in, there's definitely points to be had. We're only doing 7 games per week right now.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    SE++ PICK'EM WEEK FLYS ARE ATTRACTED TO PIECES OF SHIT

    Straight Up
    #19 Virginia Tech @ #8 North Carolina (-5) - "You know, if that Tom Herman guy doesn't work out, Texas should look at hiring this young up-and-comer at North Carolina" is a joke that only works if one assumes that North Carolina is actually good and not "non-Clemson ACC contender" good. I'll let you decide which it is.

    #22 Texas vs. Oklahoma (-2.5) - THE RED RIVER RIVALRY/SHOOTOUT/CLASSIC/SHOWDOWN! WINNER GETS TO PRETEND THEIR SEASON CAN STILL HAVE MEANING, WHILE THE LOSER IS DEFINITELY FIRING SOMEONE!

    #4 Florida (-6.5) @ #21 Texas A&M - I appreciate the polls still choosing to rank A&M after last week specifically to give this matchup some intrigue, but let's be brutally honest and say the only intrigue is if the Aggies cover in their loss or not. Which, again, is not a good thing considering how much they're paying Jimbo Fisher! You could have had a slightly-used Dan Mullen for a fraction of the cost, Aggies! (Also I appreciate A&M being ranked one spot ahead of Texas who is definitely not their rival)

    Against the Spread
    #14 Tennessee @ #3 Georgia (-12.5) - I will be honest and say Tennessee is catching Georgia at the perfect opportunity. They're coming off a huge statement win over Auburn, and have to play Alabama next week. This is the definition of a look-ahead game and the Volunteers can make a statement of their own here. I will also be honest and say that none of this matters because Georgia is much more talented than Tennessee and should win comfortably.

    Arkansas @ #13 Auburn (-13.5) - If Auburn loses this game how fast does Gus Malzahn get fired?

    Kansas State @ Texas Christian (-8.5) - Winner of this game gets the Golden Hat. Sorry, I didn't write the rules.

    GAME OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK (AGAINST THE SPREAD)
    #7 Miami @ #1 Clemson (-13.5) - It is time to finally answer one of the age-old questions: is Miami back? Answering the question is rather simple in this case: Clemson is an absolute monster, and outclass the Hurricanes at most positions, but if Miami can keep things competitive for an entire game, they'd have an argument for being back. And hey, that's where the bar is at now for Miami, which is fine. Incremental progress is perfectly acceptable in college football, but you have to live up to expectations for that to be the case.

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  • ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    Straight Up

    #19 Virginia Tech @ #8 North Carolina (-5)
    #22 Texas vs. Oklahoma (-2.5)
    #4 Florida (-6.5) @ #21 Texas A&M


    Against the Spread

    #14 Tennessee @ #3 Georgia (-12.5)
    Arkansas @ #13 Auburn (-13.5)
    Kansas State @ Texas Christian (-8.5)


    GotCotW (AtS)

    #7 Miami @ #1 Clemson (-13.5)

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Arkansas? The team that beat the team that won the national championship? I dunno, I don’t like Auburn’s odds.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Betting on Arkansas or Mike Leach is a terrible idea in all situations.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Betting on Arkansas or Mike Leach is a terrible idea in all situations.

    You act like betting on Auburn isn't like invoking the chaos gods to transplant you into a dimension where you and only you are wrong

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    those ATS games may have been the hardest choices I've made in the history of doing this

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Does OU have a backup QB? Rattler is not ready yet.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Does OU have a backup QB? Rattler is not ready yet.
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Dang this weekend kinda takes the wind out of the RedRiverRivalry huh

    nah it means it's gonna be an even stupider rock fest

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I hear the Texas State fair introduced a new treat this year

    Deep fried turnovers

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Does OU have a backup QB? Rattler is not ready yet.

    Rattler is generally fine, and hasn't been the problem in their losses. OU is just wilting.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The A&M Florida game is a hoot and a holler, four point difference going into the fourth.

    Maybe Jimbo shows he’s deserving of his ahahahahaha I can’t even finish that statement

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Also nobody at this game is social distancing or wearing a mask

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  • CSStheGr8CSStheGr8 Registered User regular
    The clock management and time out usage in this game is infuriating.

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  • ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
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    VA Tech is making a 2nd half comeback out scoring NC 23-7 in the third quarter and only down by 5 heading into the 4th.

    E: and as soon as I posted, commentators came up with the stat that NC has one of the best 4th quarter scoring differential in recent FBS history :rotate:

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    At this point I'm not even mad about this team I'm just sad we're wasting such great talented players

  • CSStheGr8CSStheGr8 Registered User regular
    I've never been so scared about a field goal as in this A&M florida game...

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    JIMBO KEEPS HIS JOB ANOTHER 5 YEARS!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Pretty sure Texas and Oklahoma are both not good.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Bo Pelini's LSU defense just gave up 45 points to Missouri.

    The grift game in college football coaching still runs strong.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Mizzou with a goal line stand in a 45-41 game.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Guys, what's the phone number for the fire marshal cause the SEC is a dumpster fire right now.

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  • CSStheGr8CSStheGr8 Registered User regular
    Pretty sure they're all currently dispatched to the big 12.

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  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    You know, I am starting to think having a plague party to purposefully infect all of their players wasn't a good idea after all.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Bulldogs have no opposable thumbs, so by botching that snap Georgia’s just living up to their nicknames

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Bo Pelini's LSU defense just gave up 45 points to Missouri.

    The grift game in college football coaching still runs strong.

    Did they not watch any of his Nebraska D's post Suh and Lavonte David. They were horrid.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Correction: Texas is good in the very narrow circumstance of being down two TDs in the last five minutes.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    i

    fucking

    hate

    this team

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    My decision to be a Texas fan until Michigan comes back is a good one I think

    Hook ‘em

    (Oh god we’re like two weeks away from Michigan being back I don’t want it)

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular


    Florida college athletic programs are continually locked in a never-ending race to the bottom.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    As far as dramatic OT calls go

    “College football! Fox sports! The Big 12!” is absolutely godawful

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    FOUR OVERTIMES IN RED RIVER

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    That's basically an accurate description of what just happened though.

    In which Lincoln Riley learns why #collegekickers is a hashtag.

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    As far as dramatic OT calls go

    “College football! Fox sports! The Big 12!” is absolutely godawful

    I immediately followed it up by yelling "Dumpster Fire!".

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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