Hi everyone this is my washing machine. It both washes and dries your clothes for the space conscious individual.
We recently upgraded to a larger model due to our baby, so I’m going to throw this up on Facebook marketplace to try and get rid of it and get some extra dollars. And I figured, why not let SE++ write the description for the washing machine as it could be fun.
As times are tough, I will not pay you other than in
EXPOSURE and I might press awesome on your post.
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Mine's better 'cause it has an exclamation point
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Can it be made to look like one of those
Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
$5.00 OBO
Sir, I am not interested in underpriced woodwind instruments. How much for the washing machine?
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embodies convenience
just not for parents
SOLD
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https://youtu.be/p_tilYlhSj4
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
TWO DOLLARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsxJfcFVnpo
@Blake T edit the photo in the ios photo app by 1 degree. It stops Vanilla's photo hosting thing from rotating them
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that was easy
you're welcome Blake!
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God damn I'm glad someone other than myself has watched this fuckin' movie.
And who has a better story, than Washing Machine The Broken?
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yeah it's a criminally underwatched movie, but on the plus side i've gotten the joy of introducing it to someone new many many times
DO NOT ALLOW THEM
My aunt let someone do it. They just washed their clothes and left. They didn't want to pay for a laundromat. They didn't even bring their own soap!
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I got all excited to make a couple extra exposure dollars but then this guy came in and sank it in one!
A floor wax AND a dessert topping!"
Except make it all about buying a washing machine.
"Feel so clean with this washing machine"
Definitely keep the intro as is though. You need to neg your buyers.
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Jesus fuck, at least use a good song, like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0
That one, use that one.
https://youtu.be/2nAj2KzJoK8
I was thinking of maybe photoshopping in a rainbow or something to jazz it up, but I mean, I can’t even orientate a picture correctly.
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