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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    That picture hasn’t loaded for me.

    Pictures are for closers.

    Yeah, I used to sell washing machines. It’s a tough racket *drinks*

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    That picture hasn’t loaded for me.

    Pictures are for closers.

    Yeah, I used to sell washing machines. It’s a tough racket *drinks*

    Munkus I'm sorry but we gotta pull you out of retirement for one last job.

    The last one, I promise.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Blake T wrote: »
    That picture hasn’t loaded for me.

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    E: reuploaded

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    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I literally used to sell washing machines when I worked at Best Buy

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Figuratively I was selling hope

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Sweet. We'll recruit you too.

    We'll call y'all Tef's Two.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I literally used to sell washing machines when I worked at Best Buy

    Huh. I always thought of you more as a used car salesman

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I literally used to sell washing machines when I worked at Best Buy

    Huh. I always thought of you more as a used car salesman

    I can sell anything if I put my mind to it

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Go on then.

    Sell my washing machine.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wanna see the prizes for best washing machine salesman?

    First prize? A Cadillac El Dorado. Second prize? A set of steak knives.

    Third prize is you’re fired.

    Oh, do I have your attention now?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    THE N7 HOODIE IS FUCKING PERFECT OH MY FUCKING GOD

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Huh that’s weird it’s not loading for me on my iPad but my phone it’s fine

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    THE N7 HOODIE IS FUCKING PERFECT OH MY FUCKING GOD

    Shepard.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    THE N7 HOODIE IS FUCKING PERFECT OH MY FUCKING GOD

    Shepard.

    Wrex.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Go on then.

    Sell my washing machine.

    I’m not going to be responsible for breaking up a happy home

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I don't know what side-scroller we're building in here, but Blake's game over has to be being put to sea in the washing machine in a proper Viking burial.
    Or put some snags on top of the burning washing machine for a proper Aussie burial.
    Either/or

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Go on then.

    Sell my washing machine.

    I’m not going to be responsible for breaking up a happy home

    Look. The life of a mercenary washing machine salesman is hard I know.

    But you can't think of the washing machines as people. They're targets.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I got this thing 6 years ago and every autumn/winter it’s a staple piece of clothing. It’s completely ridiculous that I don’t have more photos of me in this thing.

    6ohkmk4eu4s1.jpeg

    Oh and that’s just my newer one. I got the old school N7 hoodie back in 2011, still with me but I don’t wear it as much anymore.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Clean your mirror.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Clean your mirror.
    Clean YOUR mirror!

    PS that photo is 6.5 years old

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yeah, so it probably hasn’t been cleaned in like six and a half years.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If the cleanliness of your mirrors is any indication I’m no longer surprised you can’t sell your washing machine.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Are we mirror shaming in here? What the fuck.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Are we mirror shaming in here? What the fuck.

    Coming from a person who probably has filthy mirrors.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Are we mirror shaming in here? What the fuck.

    Coming from a person who probably has filthy mirrors.

    How dare you insult my mirrors

    My mirrors are clean! Pristine! Perfect!

    ...

    No you're not allowed to see them.

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I got this thing 6 years ago and every autumn/winter it’s a staple piece of clothing. It’s completely ridiculous that I don’t have more photos of me in this thing.

    6ohkmk4eu4s1.jpeg

    Oh and that’s just my newer one. I got the old school N7 hoodie back in 2011, still with me but I don’t wear it as much anymore.

    I'm envious of your N7 hoodies.

    I missed out on the last round of them in the Bioware store and just hope they come back in stock

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Are we mirror shaming in here? What the fuck.

    Coming from a person who probably has filthy mirrors.

    First of all how dare you

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Okay, yeah, that's a fantastic coat.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I got this thing 6 years ago and every autumn/winter it’s a staple piece of clothing. It’s completely ridiculous that I don’t have more photos of me in this thing.

    6ohkmk4eu4s1.jpeg

    Oh and that’s just my newer one. I got the old school N7 hoodie back in 2011, still with me but I don’t wear it as much anymore.

    I'm envious of your N7 hoodies.

    I missed out on the last round of them in the Bioware store and just hope they come back in stock

    I honestly had to resist getting the dog lead when it was up recently. I’m such a sucker for merch.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I honestly had to resist getting the dog lead when it was up recently. I’m such a sucker for merch.

    If it makes you feel any better, so did I.

    I don't even have a dog!

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I honestly had to resist getting the dog lead when it was up recently. I’m such a sucker for merch.

    If it makes you feel any better, so did I.

    I don't even have a dog!

    there's other things you could use it for...

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    put a mass effect branded dog lead on your leather sex collar

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Or just take your cat for a walk?

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Secure small loads on your bike.

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I honestly had to resist getting the dog lead when it was up recently. I’m such a sucker for merch.

    If it makes you feel any better, so did I.

    I don't even have a dog!

    ...

    I bought the collar and leash. They live in my car for when the girlfriends dog goes for a ride.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    i'm pretty sure i have every version of the N7 hoody

    what do you mean there's a dog lead???

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    What about this hoodie?

    https://gear.bioware.com/products/n7-stripe-dog-hoodie

    Also:
    https://gear.bioware.com/products/n7-dog-leash

    https://gear.bioware.com/products/n7-dog-collar

    https://gear.bioware.com/products/n7-dog-collar-and-leash-set

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I honestly had to resist getting the dog lead when it was up recently. I’m such a sucker for merch.

    If it makes you feel any better, so did I.

    I don't even have a dog!

    ...

    I bought the collar and leash. They live in my car for when the girlfriends dog goes for a ride.

    Okay, so I guess here's my plan:

    1) Get a girlfriend
    2) Get a dog

    ...

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Sounds like a lot of extra laundry. You all set on washing machines?

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Sounds like a lot of extra laundry. You all set on washing machines?

    I could use a laundry machine it's true...shared laundry sucks

    @Blake T: I heard you have a washing machine

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