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    DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Everyone kind of likes the game because it has enough money to be a competent game.

    It's still exactly as bland as any given ubisoft game from what the reviews say.

    The difference being those games didn't trade on hot button issues like transphobia to fucking market their 7/10 paste.

    The rate at which Ubisoft runs on nOt PoLiTiCaL to market their games tells me that if they finally hit the point where they think they can do that and get away with it, they would.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    are you kidding? using hot button issues to market middling experiences is literally ubisoft's entire corporate model

    True, I guess the difference is that I've never had anyone try to pretend it's anything but "well maybe if it's the 1 in 10 ubi game that does anything with the material" and I didn't have to suffer through it for multiple years with them sponsoring a cis cosplayer to play their trans 'exploitative marketing' brand and call trans critiques mentally ill.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Donnicton wrote: »
    Everyone kind of likes the game because it has enough money to be a competent game.

    It's still exactly as bland as any given ubisoft game from what the reviews say.

    The difference being those games didn't trade on hot button issues like transphobia to fucking market their 7/10 paste.

    The rate at which Ubisoft runs on nOt PoLiTiCaL to market their games tells me that if they finally hit the point where they think they can do that and get away with it, they would.

    They did try to make BLM the main antagonist in their shitty Tom Clancy mobile game

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Cyberpunk 2077 is going to be the new Witcher 3 where people don't get why it's mediocre.

    Except now it's going to come with an added layer of me being too fucking snowflakey because they wrote transphobic garbage to appeal to cis dudes.

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    I really liked Wasteland 3 and eagerly await the DLC so I have an excuse to play it again.
    Carrion was really cool and found a way to make me feel both a horrible terrifying abomination and terrified animal on the run.
    Pathfinder: Kingmaker had a official turn-based mode that is way better that the real-time with pause of the original release.

    I forgot Ooblets came out this year, did that turn out any good?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    calling witcher 3 mediocre is certainly a take

    I understand being mad about pretty much everything CDPR is, but come on

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    puyo puyo tetris 2 is out tomorrow and costs twenty fewer dollars than cyberpunk

    and i don't care how long that game takes to beat i guarantee it will take even longer to become good at puyo puyo

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    calling witcher 3 mediocre is certainly a take

    I understand being mad about pretty much everything CDPR is, but come on

    Yes the game whose gameplay was a bad rpg version of assassins creed combat before ass creed broke itself doing that feels mediocre to play.

    I've literally tried getting into that game like five times and it's always stopped by the fact that for every passable combat and neat bit of dialogue there's a bunch of tripe rpg stuff in the way.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    McHoger wrote: »
    I really liked Wasteland 3 and eagerly await the DLC so I have an excuse to play it again.
    Carrion was really cool and found a way to make me feel both a horrible terrifying abomination and terrified animal on the run.
    Pathfinder: Kingmaker had a official turn-based mode that is way better that the real-time with pause of the original release.

    I forgot Ooblets came out this year, did that turn out any good?

    Ooblets was fun and charming and really pleasantly laid-back (none of the time pressures of Stardew, for instance)

    The EA build was certainly early, though. I ran through most of what was there in like eight hours. But they were eight hours well-spent.

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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    I like the Witcher. It is fun to Witch.

    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    puyo puyo tetris 2 is out tomorrow and costs twenty fewer dollars than cyberpunk

    and i don't care how long that game takes to beat i guarantee it will take even longer to become good at puyo puyo

    Mandatory Puyo Puyo shitposting:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4sE86ctU5Y&ab_channel=Etce

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    If you think it's mediocre, that's fine. Insinuating that anyone who doesn't agree with you just doesn't understand why it's bad it something else.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    If you think it's mediocre, that's fine. Insinuating that anyone who doesn't agree with you just doesn't understand why it's bad it something else.

    So you would say I don't understand why it's good?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    calling witcher 3 mediocre is certainly a take

    I understand being mad about pretty much everything CDPR is, but come on

    I think if someone plays witcher 3 and doesn't like it, or likes it but not enough to finish it, that's a perfectly reasonable experience to have. it's got rough spots, not everything is successful, the combat is pretty one-note and the writing is pretty uneven, especially in the main quest.

    I don't know how you can reasonably argue that it is "mediocre", a term which necessarily attempts to position it in the middle of its contemporaries. it's way, way more successful at what it's trying to do than any of the stuff one might compare it to.

    Shorty on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Horizon Zero Dawn got a pc release this year so i'm saying Horizon Zero Dawn again.

    HZD might have held my attention better if I had not just played RDR2, (which dropped in December of last year and is therefore technically ineligible) because RDR2 did, um, literally everything much much better.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that can't be true, RDR2 didn't have any robot dinosaurs that I can recall

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    that can't be true, RDR2 didn't have any robot dinosaurs that I can recall

    that's what mods are for

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    realistic robot tyrannosaurus vulva texture pack

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    RDR2 had the thing that Gamespot Cyberpunk review mentioned for me - there was a distinct disconnect between my side-quest Arthur and my main-quest Arthur, especially by the end

    in HZD, i felt like i was playing the same Aloy throughout

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    McHoger wrote: »
    I really liked Wasteland 3 and eagerly await the DLC so I have an excuse to play it again.
    Carrion was really cool and found a way to make me feel both a horrible terrifying abomination and terrified animal on the run.
    Pathfinder: Kingmaker had a official turn-based mode that is way better that the real-time with pause of the original release.

    I forgot Ooblets came out this year, did that turn out any good?

    Ooblets was fun and charming and really pleasantly laid-back (none of the time pressures of Stardew, for instance)

    The EA build was certainly early, though. I ran through most of what was there in like eight hours. But they were eight hours well-spent.

    yeah I like ooblets a lot but it's pretty content light in early access

    they are adding some more stuff in the winter update



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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    If you think it's mediocre, that's fine. Insinuating that anyone who doesn't agree with you just doesn't understand why it's bad it something else.

    So you would say I don't understand why it's good?

    No, I would say things can't be good or bad. People can enjoy or dislike aspects of something, but quality isn't an unassailable aspect of it.

    You can say it's bad, I can say it's good, we're both wrong because it simply is.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    RDR2 had the thing that Gamespot Cyberpunk review mentioned for me - there was a distinct disconnect between my side-quest Arthur and my main-quest Arthur, especially by the end

    in HZD, i felt like i was playing the same Aloy throughout

    It was somewhat justified in RDR2, in that being near Dutch and his bullshit canonically made Arthur a worse person.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    anyway, Alpha Protocol is actually the GoTY again, I'm sorry to say

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    no for real though RDR 2 did have way higher production values across the board than HZD but I thought the ranged combat in HZD was way more dynamic and exciting and the writing in the main plot was roughly in the same tier

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    If you think it's mediocre, that's fine. Insinuating that anyone who doesn't agree with you just doesn't understand why it's bad it something else.

    So you would say I don't understand why it's good?

    No, I would say things can't be good or bad. People can enjoy or dislike aspects of something, but quality isn't an unassailable aspect of it.

    You can say it's bad, I can say it's good, we're both wrong because it simply is.

    So weirdly dragging down me expressing an opinion as fact is just weird then?

    Because this happens literally every time I talk about 'big' games that are very boring.

    And I figured I'd check it's not just a weird autistic misunderstanding where people who *like* the game can call it objectively rad as fuck and people who dislike the game get critiqued for not couching it in disclaimers.

    Because honestly, even barring communications issues, that'd be fucking weird as a standard.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I'm fine with you saying "hey this game sucks"

    saying "hey this game sucks and if you think it's good you just don't understand" raises my hackles a bit.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    "actually this popular game is bad and nobody can see it but me" is incredibly bland twitter-level clout chasing

    not liking a thing is fine, taking issue with the games content or raising moral objections to offensive shit in it is good, but fart sniffing is just gonna put people on edge

    PiptheFair on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I do not personally believe that post was created in good faith

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    I'm fine with you saying "hey this game sucks"

    saying "hey this game sucks and if you think it's good you just don't understand" raises my hackles a bit.

    Yes, you don't understand.

    I literally do not care if this 'raises your hackles'. If you wanna take me talking about how frustrated a dumb rpg made me as objective fact to get pissy over then get mad.

    If this seems unfair then consider how piss annoying that mediocre rpg is when infinite people hold it up as the best in the genre or whatever forever, all the time and present it in the same objective tone.

    You'll live.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    You're being a dipshit, please stop.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    this seems like a needlessly bellicose way to interact with people

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Do you want me to politely say how witcher 3 wasn't very good and tempered my expectations for this game being bad?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    No, I want you to stop.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    I think that compared to either other visual storytelling mediums or other text based mediums, you could safely call the witcher 3 mediocre in terms of its writing.

    Compared to just flat out, other video games, especially big budget video games, the writing and editing are like, head and shoulders above the competition.

    Writing in video games is bad.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    "actually this popular game is bad and nobody can see it but me" is incredibly bland twitter-level clout chasing

    not liking a thing is fine, taking issue with the games content or raising moral objections to offensive shit in it is good, but fart sniffing is just gonna put people on edge

    No where did I say I was unique in not liking the ass creed knock off with the hot grey haired dude.

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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    If you think it's mediocre, that's fine. Insinuating that anyone who doesn't agree with you just doesn't understand why it's bad it something else.

    So you would say I don't understand why it's good?

    Some real 'guy leaning over you at a party demanding you debate him' energy here.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    I think that compared to either other visual storytelling mediums or other text based mediums, you could safely call the witcher 3 mediocre in terms of its writing.

    Compared to just flat out, other video games, especially big budget video games, the writing and editing are like, head and shoulders above the competition.

    Writing in video games is bad.

    yyyyyuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    geth, kick @Albino Bunny from the thread.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Tube. banned from this thread.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    calling witcher 3 mediocre is certainly a take

    I understand being mad about pretty much everything CDPR is, but come on

    I think if someone plays witcher 3 and doesn't like it, or likes it but not enough to finish it, that's a perfectly reasonable experience to have. it's got rough spots, not everything is successful, the combat is pretty one-note and the writing is pretty uneven, especially in the main quest.

    I don't know how you can reasonably argue that it is "mediocre", a term which necessarily attempts to position it in the middle of its contemporaries. it's way, way more successful at what it's trying to do than any of the stuff one might compare it to.

    I would actually say TW3's combat is mediocre to bad because it mostly came across as bland open world slashslashdodge swordplay but with enemies arbitrarily breaking out of your default combo at different # of hits. I'm not sure I can think of a major open world RPG with combat I liked less, since games with more boring versions of the combat were less frustrating and games with more complex versions of the combat were engaging.

    I ate an engineer
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