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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    This one is probably way too niche, but I made it up myself.

    Who did Philip Melanchthon bring his guitar to when it broke?
    His Martin Luthier

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Orca wrote: »
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    oh my god, that's beautiful

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Stolen but topical.
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then realized that Na, nobody would understand.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Also:

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    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Stolen but topical.
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    I hope you weren't expecting too much of a reaction.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Noble of you to assume that.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    see317 wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Stolen but topical.
    giywofkht6xe.jpg

    I hope you weren't expecting too much of a reaction.

    No, He's been inert for 2000 years. In fact I can't even see the whole triatomic molecule.

    Some people claim to feel it, that it holds a mass.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    A group of dolphins is called a pod. A group of falcons is called a cast.
    So if you watch the Miami Dolphins play the Atlanta Falcons, you're watching a pod-cast

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Did you know there's a type of cheese that's made backwards?
    Edam

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    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Did you know there's a type of cheese that's made backwards?
    Edam

    Ooh, that's good. I am absolutely stealing that.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I saw the license plate IMGODOT. I was waiting behind them at a stop light.

    (As always, this story is true.)

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I saw an out of state plate yesterday that read as CUCKMAN. I would have taken a picture of it, but I was driving and that shit's not safe.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2023
    I recently saw a subaru with the custom plate ZUBUWU

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I live in Virginia which has the cheapest vanity plates in the country, and therefore the most of them. I've seen two different spellings of "SHREKT".

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    oooooo

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    that one took me a second

    my brain kept wanting to turn it into "I miss rims"

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I am both sad and relieved that no version of BOOKIT is available in my state.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I am both sad and relieved that no version of BOOKIT is available in my state.

    what about CUCKMAN did you look for CUCKMAN?

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    I've said that if I ever bought a VW Beetle, I would have to get plates that said "FEATURE".

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    Houk the Namebringer wrote: »
    that one took me a second

    my brain kept wanting to turn it into "I miss rims"

    if it makes you feel any better i still dont get it

    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Morninglord wrote: »
    Houk the Namebringer wrote: »
    that one took me a second

    my brain kept wanting to turn it into "I miss rims"

    if it makes you feel any better i still dont get it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw&pp=ygUWSSdtIHNvcnJ5IG1pc3MgamFja3Nvbg%3D%3D

    MISSISSIPPI

    IM SRY MS

    JACKSON

    Steam
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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Morninglord wrote: »
    Houk the Namebringer wrote: »
    that one took me a second

    my brain kept wanting to turn it into "I miss rims"

    if it makes you feel any better i still dont get it

    https://youtu.be/MYxAiK6VnXw

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I am four eels

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I am four eels

    Never meant to make your daughter cry
    I am several fish and not a guy

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    AngelHedgie wrote: »
    I've said that if I ever bought a VW Beetle, I would have to get plates that said "FEATURE".

    When I was last looking at cars I was hoping to find a good price on a dark red Nissan Rogue. So I could get a license plate that said
    ROUGE

    And then people might think I misspelled the name of the car until they realize what color it is.

    Xbox - Last.fm - PSN
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Perrsun wrote: »
    AngelHedgie wrote: »
    I've said that if I ever bought a VW Beetle, I would have to get plates that said "FEATURE".

    When I was last looking at cars I was hoping to find a good price on a dark red Nissan Rogue. So I could get a license plate that said
    ROUGE

    And then people might think I misspelled the name of the car until they realize what color it is.

    You could go a step deeper and get MOULIN

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    AngelHedgie wrote: »
    I've said that if I ever bought a VW Beetle, I would have to get plates that said "FEATURE".

    ....fuck, this took me a minute

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Noble of you to assume that.

    You guys are a gas.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    How about a riddle?

    If an airplane carrying American citizens leaves Canada and crashes in Iceland, where would the survivors be buried?
    Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal.

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    you know why gravity is such a cheap and free source of generating energy?
    Because it's mass-produced!

    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    How about a riddle?

    If an airplane carrying American citizens leaves Canada and crashes in Iceland, where would the survivors be buried?
    Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal.
    You don't bury the survivors! Bad geek!

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    How about a riddle?

    If an airplane carrying American citizens leaves Canada and crashes in Iceland, where would the survivors be buried?
    Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal.
    You don't bury the survivors! Bad geek!

    You're not my dad!

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    TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    What is a cows greatest regret

    All the moostakes it made

    Should be Moo-steaks.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    How about a riddle?

    If an airplane carrying American citizens leaves Canada and crashes in Iceland, where would the survivors be buried?
    Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal.
    You don't bury the survivors! Bad geek!
    He wasn't asking where you buried them

    The plane cares naught for the vital status of its cargo

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    How about a riddle?

    If an airplane carrying American citizens leaves Canada and crashes in Iceland, where would the survivors be buried?
    Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal.
    You don't bury the survivors! Bad geek!
    He wasn't asking where you buried them

    The plane cares naught for the vital status of its cargo
    I think maybe I could extend the punchline a bit to make it clearer. Perhaps something like, "Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal, screaming for help."

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    How is a well-prepared job applicant like someone who has a fetish for source citation?
    They both come with references.

    BLM - ACAB
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