In light of this, it is worth considering dad jokes as a pedagogical tool that may serve a beneficial function for the very children who roll their eyes at them. By continually telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle. They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal. For a child who is approaching or has entered adolescence, which appears to be a sensitive period for sociocultural processing (Blakemore & Mills, 2014), this is an immensely valuable lesson. In this sense, dad jokes may have a positive pedagogical effect, toughening up the kids who are begrudgingly exposed to them.
If you bite something and you die - it's poisonous.
If something bites you and you die - it's venomous.
If you touch something and you die - it's toxic.
If you stand near something and you die - it's radioactive.
If something bites itself and you die - it's sympathetic magic.
If something bites you and someone else dies - that's correlation, not causation.
If something bites you and you like it - that's just kinky.
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus to a small child.
Today I lost my job as a bus driver.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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I know the Dutch or whoever pronounce it something like “Howda” but if that’s the case they should spell it like it sounds
(We also say “Van Gogh” as if the gh is silent)
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
It's perfect, no notes
No we don't. We pronounce it something like "[sound that can not be produced by an English-speaking throat]owda".
This is SLAUGHTERING me
Patty O'Furniture
What do you call it when a Garganacl runs past at full speed?
They were gonna add both a new Flying type and a new Ghost type eeveelution to the new game.
Same evo item, though
spoiler: they're in favour:
All the moostakes it made
I don't know if it's the wrong joke, or if it's just insufficiently the right joke.
To properly graph a line, you need at least three points, right?
There we go. Now that's a punch line.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
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If something bites you and you die - it's venomous.
If you touch something and you die - it's toxic.
If you stand near something and you die - it's radioactive.
If something bites itself and you die - it's sympathetic magic.
If something bites you and someone else dies - that's correlation, not causation.
If something bites you and you like it - that's just kinky.
If that was my kid, I would ground them until they conduct themselves properly.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
That's my go-to safe dad joke.
Shocking behaviour, hopefully they're currently not doing that.
You know what band must have the hardest time selling merch? Plain White Tees
As always, this is a true story.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Today I lost my job as a bus driver.
No good deed goes unpunished.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
For a moment there I forgot what thread I clicked on and read that as serious and was like, wtf why are there so many awesomes on that that's terrib...wait.