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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    who are you?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I was thinking about something the other day


    TFS is a super genius

    seriously, women can do anything?

    want some extra fries?
    flash some titties

    an A instead of a B?
    flash some titties

    not enough money for a tollbooth?
    titties ahoy

    someone looks like they're having a bad day?
    hello, have some titties



    man

    awesome

    the girl needs to at least be cute

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    guys i have to do the iron-man competition tomorrow and i haven't eaten or slept in a week

    what should i do to prepare

    start a war between all of your friends

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys i have to do the iron-man competition tomorrow and i haven't eaten or slept in a week

    what should i do to prepare

    Have craaaaaaazy sexings.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys i have to do the iron-man competition tomorrow and i haven't eaten or slept in a week

    what should i do to prepare
    Eat a few handfuls of hash and go nuts.

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    captain jack sparrow

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    guys i have to do the iron-man competition tomorrow and i haven't eaten or slept in a week

    what should i do to prepare

    start a war between all of your friends

    oh dear

    well done sir

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.
    who are you?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys i have to do the iron-man competition tomorrow and i haven't eaten or slept in a week

    what should i do to prepare

    15 doses of pcp

    there is a possibility that you will go absolutely insane and die

    but you will also level a building

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.
    who are you?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.
    who are you?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    keith you know damn well that if any non fat girl walked up to you and flashed you some headlights, you'd be like

    well

    thanks

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    I don't see how that is better than craaaaaazy sexings

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    troute qree

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    and people why i'm always so bugged by creepy internet come ons ^_^

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys i have to do the iron-man competition tomorrow and i haven't eaten or slept in a week

    what should i do to prepare

    eat some nutri grain

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    it's iron man food

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in this instance, "marathon" is not actually defined as "across the street to avoid some bees"

    what

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    I don't see how that is better than craaaaaazy sexings

    magnum is a brand of condom

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think it's the ^_^ smiley more than the suggestion that scares the feces out of me.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    keith you know damn well that if any non fat girl walked up to you and flashed you some headlights, you'd be like

    well

    thanks

    hm

    well, maybe

    i mean, there are some ugly skinny girls

    but "skinny" tits aren't really ugly

    but then

    TFS isn't skinny, sooo

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Tape up your nipples.


    (thats my advice for everything)

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    I don't see how that is better than craaaaaazy sexings

    crazy sexings are a given

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in this instance, "marathon" is not actually defined as "across the street to avoid some bees"

    what
    did you get my PM

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    I don't see how that is better than craaaaaazy sexings

    magnum is a brand of condom

    Seth, you have a tiny penis.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Organichu wrote: »
    Those who have tried... question.

    How much were you running weekly at the time you did your marathon?

    I've been running a lot for a good period now and I'm up to ~75 miles weekly, normally with at least 3 runs at or above 15 miles.

    I've done a total of about 6-7 20 mile runs in the past 2 or 3 months.

    So I'm probably 'set' for my marathon now.

    But I'm curious how tough it was for you guys in proportion to how much running you were doing regularly.

    i run 20 miles a day every day

    for breakfast i eat a live cow

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    keith you know damn well that if any non fat girl walked up to you and flashed you some headlights, you'd be like

    well

    thanks

    hm

    well, maybe

    i mean, there are some ugly skinny girls

    but "skinny" tits aren't really ugly

    but then

    TFS isn't skinny, sooo

    It is entirely possible for an ugly girl to have awesome titties.

    and people say porn doesn't teach you shit, wtf

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    I don't see how that is better than craaaaaazy sexings

    crazy sexings are a given

    o ok carry on

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    yeah that sounds about right

    man i should get my own infomercial

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    keith you know damn well that if any non fat girl walked up to you and flashed you some headlights, you'd be like

    well

    thanks

    hm

    well, maybe

    i mean, there are some ugly skinny girls

    but "skinny" tits aren't really ugly

    but then

    TFS isn't skinny, sooo

    I wonder if I could pull off a sex change

    I think I could

    I have a girl butt already

    that's like the hardest thing

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    yeah that sounds about right

    man i should get my own infomercial

    That puts all kinds of delightful images in my brain.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What you're saying, Rane, is I could just use my tits to pay off my student loans?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh
    yes, this is exactly what I have learned from porn as well

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    yeah that sounds about right

    man i should get my own infomercial

    ALRIGHT

    FIRST WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

    IS BUY MY SHIT

    THEN

    GO DRINK SIX BOTTLES OF WILD TURKEY

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in this instance, "marathon" is not actually defined as "across the street to avoid some bees"

    what
    did you get my PM

    no I did not

    What was it?

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I did track in high school, but I was a long and triple jumper.

    It kinda pissed me off that I still had to run around 3 miles each practice.


    But my knees have progressively gotten more and more fucked up(bow legged) over the years. I'll have to have them replaced eventually. Kinda sad last year when I tried to do a long jump and could barely break 15 feet. I used to do 20+ in high school.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh

    my friend and i were talking about this earlier

    how vaginas and penises are really ugly

    i told her that vaginas can look way worse and she disagreed

    then my other friend said something about labias hanging out of shorts and she quickly accepted my opinion

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in this instance, "marathon" is not actually defined as "across the street to avoid some bees"

    what
    did you get my PM

    no I did not

    What was it?
    oh right I didn't send you one because I wasn't talking to you was I

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