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[Football/Soccer] - Harry Kane - Goals: 267, Trophies: 0

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    well now

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    This game is asking for a penalty to complete the hat trick

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    The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    I know Lukaku will get the love on Chelsea's first today - and rightly so, that cutback was velvet - but Kovacic's move into space and then that pass? Lordy.

    Last pint: Turmoil CDA / Barley Brown's - Untappd: TheJudge_PDX
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein


    souness just got an embolism and he doesn't know why

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Liverpool last season: don't need to buy a backup cb to replace lovren, well be fine!

    *VVD cut down and out for the season, cue endless cb issues all season long.*

    Liverpool this season: don't need to buy a backup mid to replace wijnaldum, we'll be fine, hell we have the wonder kid Elliot now!

    *Elliot's ankle broken in a red card tackle from behind in the 4th match of the season*

    Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Liverpool last season: don't need to buy a backup cb to replace lovren, well be fine!

    *VVD cut down and out for the season, cue endless cb issues all season long.*

    Liverpool this season: don't need to buy a backup mid to replace wijnaldum, we'll be fine, hell we have the wonder kid Elliot now!

    *Elliot's ankle broken in a red card tackle from behind in the 4th match of the season*

    Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool

    I used to think that having 97 points and still not winning the premiership was the most Liverpool thing Liverpool could do, but they seem intent on making a fool out of me.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    i feel bad for Struijk

    it was a fine tackle, he just got very unlucky

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Post game analysts suggested someone else tackled Mane the same way earlier and nothing happened so certainly possible it was a results based card.

    I don't really have the stomach to go rewatch it myself so I'll take your word for it, gutted for Elliot either way.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Now a really important save during a Miami game

    https://youtu.be/pwgkgkDW6Dw

    Saved by the American flag. Almost a bit schmaltzy.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein


    we just scored this goal where the only explanation is the injured player kept him onside

    if that’s the case *ahem* lmaoooo

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular


    UEFA really cares about the important things

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    'Different kind of expression' is certainly a way to phrase it.

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    PiotyrPiotyr Power-Crazed Wizard SilmariaRegistered User regular
    American striker beats Man U in UCL opener (He prefers to go by Jordan Pefok, his mother's surname, but commentators keep referring to him by his father's surname, Siebatcheu):

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    CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    No again, but secretly you think yes but don’t want to jinx it
    Oh Jesse

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    gug3o7zcrbo0.png

    even without watching the game i can tell this is the exact moment things went to shit

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
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    United somehow find a way to lose to smaller club in the CL once again.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    it's fine, we're going to batter Villarreal

    this is the Champions League, Unai Emery has no power here

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    milan putting on a masterclass in The Score Is The Most Important Thing here

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Today's fun statistic is that Forest now have to appoint their 28th manager in 17 years.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    A band of merry men!

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    Nein
    A good thread on Manchester United's midfield

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Nobody expects the red card Spanish Inquisition!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    wolves’ new goalie looks a right ballbag

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    david moyes football genius

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited September 2021
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    Watching Ole run on to the pitch while all the players were piling on Dave celebrating with him after what happened in the Europa League final... so beautiful.

    Muddy Water on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Nuno has the air of a very sad, wise, dying Jedi

    From the Guardian match report.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Uh oh, Pochettino commited lese-majesty and took Messi from the field in his first home game
    GettyImages-1235367691.jpg?w=620

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
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    M-VickersM-Vickers Registered User regular
    The song is equally about football being hosted in England again in 1996 so it technically already did come home in a very real sense

    That was really good.

    It’s going to be interesting to see how long it takes for the Super League to come slinking back.

    I’m guessing the next try will start with a long PR campaign, to get the fans onside, since the owner’s ‘misjudged’ how the fans would react next time.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    not a bad aul goal to get the draw tonight

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Those 7 minutes when Manchester city trailed the Wycombe Wanderers was the best part of the season so far.

    Alas it was not to last.

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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    A 3-3 draw to stay top of the table? Sure

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    brentford are just really fucking great to watch

    i saw someone before the season started saying that they were going to be Derby 07/08 levels of bad and boy has that opinion aged like a fine milk

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Nuno really settling into the Spurs manager role now.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    We won, and Jiminez scored an absolute beauty. Glory be.

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    Fuck off where you belong, Spurs!

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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    Jaap Stam, gets canned. Huh, maybe coaching in North America is a different beast than Europe!

    :so_raven:
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
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    Ugh. Covid border restrictions and the threat of another season being based away from home just resulted in Steven Taylor (ex-Newcastle), our captain and probably best player in our squad retiring rather than spend another season in New South Wales.
    Taylor said he felt his body could handle another couple of years in the A-League, but he did not want to spend another season in Australia, after the club announced last week the Phoenix would be based in New South Wales until at least January as current border restrictions prevent quarantine-free travel.

    He said the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic had ultimately forced him into an early retirement, but he was also unhappy the Phoenix were only willing to offer him a one-year contract extension last season.

    “100 per cent [I have retired] There’s no chance I would leave the Phoenix to go to another club. That would not happen,” Taylor said.

    “If we were based in Wellington, 100 per cent it would be a no-brainer [to stay]. That’s why I signed here and I think everyone understands that.

    “My team-mates understand that. They know how much I love playing in front of the Yellow Fever.

    “Playing at Sky Stadium, that’s why I’m a professional footballer, for that atmosphere. It’s disappointing that I can’t do that.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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