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I put a gas engine on a bicycle
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And then this morning riding to work I hit a big pothole and it ruptured my gas tank and took my brakes out.
So there I am flying down a hill at 40+ mph, spewing a rooster tail of gasoline onto a hot 2 stroke engine with no brakes.
I didn't catch fire, and it was a hilly straight back road so I was able to coast it out. I only overshot my turn by a quarter mile.
How was your day?
So there I am flying down a hill at 40+ mph, spewing a rooster tail of gasoline onto a hot 2 stroke engine with no brakes.
I didn't catch fire, and it was a hilly straight back road so I was able to coast it out. I only overshot my turn by a quarter mile.
How was your day?
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I chipped a bone.
TLDR: The NHS are very nice and doing great under immense pressure.
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How did you chip a bone in your toe, Karl?
Did you karate kick something?
Yeah it's like one of those paintings with like a wolf hidden it it but you have to look really carefully to see it
Try turning your monitor, you'll see the penis eventually.
are you haunting us
Fuck I hope not
If that was true then the afterlife sucks ass
If the cops ask you, it only has a 50cc engine on it because that's all I am legally supposed to have
I wish it was something as cool.
I have a terrible habit of hooking my feet behind the front legs of a chair.
I did this, then tried to stand up and ended up crushing a toe with a chair leg.
It's Karl, the man who can't be trusted to do anything without shoes on
It's a man's God given right to turn a bicycle into either a sweet motorcycle or maybe an IED.
Either way I ain't no snitch
It isn't my fault the Soul Reaver is huge as shit
I'm in my late 30s now man I can't be doing this kinda shit.
The first time I fired it up, I rode for about 5 minutes then instantly got in the car to go buy a helmet
I feel like there's a lesson or a moral here, but all I'm getting is 'Don't Wash Your Ass' and that can't be right
Those two cavities were what I got you for your birthday 🙁
You coulda told me!!
I also forgot to tell you happy birthday cuz I don't really use the facebooks much anymore, so happy birthday mori, I hope it was super rad.
But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago
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What is your most interesting injury story, Cello?
Reading your posts
It was your birthday today? Seems like only yesterday we were celebrating your 2020 birthday!
Most of my long-term injuries are unfortunately uncool results of not being able to afford physio until recently, so I get stuff like stress sleeping leading to a sprained neck, or being too into sports and slamming my knees into the ground as I block a shot in ball hockey for the goalie, causing both of 'em to scar up from instantaneously bleeding
Little scars like stabbing myself with a flathead screwdriver at work, an uncountable number of glue gun or soldering iron burns, etc
However, as a kid I went to a Character Breakfast at Disney World, and fell backwards down a flight of stairs as we went to the next photo section, leading the Genie to run down after me to try and save me. I managed to be basically uninjured so I guess that was wish 1, but he didn't offer me the other two!!
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BURY ME WITH MY MONEY
What money
Yeah same glad there aren't any bad ideas in here only cool as hell ones.