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I put a gas engine on a bicycle

KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModerator Mod Emeritus
And then this morning riding to work I hit a big pothole and it ruptured my gas tank and took my brakes out.

So there I am flying down a hill at 40+ mph, spewing a rooster tail of gasoline onto a hot 2 stroke engine with no brakes.

I didn't catch fire, and it was a hilly straight back road so I was able to coast it out. I only overshot my turn by a quarter mile.

How was your day?

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I spend 2 hours in A&E getting my little toe x-ray'd.

    I chipped a bone.

    TLDR: The NHS are very nice and doing great under immense pressure.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I also did a He-Man tattoo on a friend of mine. I hid a penis in it, I can't wait for him to notice

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    “Hid”???

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Karl wrote: »
    I spend 2 hours in A&E getting my little toe x-ray'd.

    I chipped a bone.

    TLDR: The NHS are very nice and doing great under immense pressure.

    How did you chip a bone in your toe, Karl?

    Did you karate kick something?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    “Hid”???

    Yeah it's like one of those paintings with like a wolf hidden it it but you have to look really carefully to see it

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Like one of those young lady/old lady pictures, it all depends on the angle (of the dangle, etc).

    Try turning your monitor, you'll see the penis eventually.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    did you die in the accident knob
    are you haunting us

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    did you die in the accident knob
    are you haunting us

    Fuck I hope not

    If that was true then the afterlife sucks ass

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    This is the cool exploding bike I built

    If the cops ask you, it only has a 50cc engine on it because that's all I am legally supposed to have

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Look at that cute little thing.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    chico do you want to draw a picture of me arm wrestling dakota fanning and winning

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I spend 2 hours in A&E getting my little toe x-ray'd.

    I chipped a bone.

    TLDR: The NHS are very nice and doing great under immense pressure.

    How did you chip a bone in your toe, Karl?

    Did you karate kick something?

    I wish it was something as cool.

    I have a terrible habit of hooking my feet behind the front legs of a chair.

    I did this, then tried to stand up and ended up crushing a toe with a chair leg.

    It's Karl, the man who can't be trusted to do anything without shoes on

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    This is the cool exploding bike I built

    If the cops ask you, it only has a 50cc engine on it because that's all I am legally supposed to have

    65q58lvn5ij1.jpg

    It's a man's God given right to turn a bicycle into either a sweet motorcycle or maybe an IED.

    Either way I ain't no snitch

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Next time you go rocketbiking, Bonk, you should bring your hilariously oversized sword just in case you meet anyone else on a rocketbike and the joust inspires you.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    It's not oversized, it is very accurately sized

    It isn't my fault the Soul Reaver is huge as shit

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    My friend built a motorized bike with a legally-too-large engine once, and I rode on it on a dirt lot for a minute. Felt like I was going to die.

    I'm in my late 30s now man I can't be doing this kinda shit.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    What if you put a gas engine on a bicycle built for two

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Zxerol wrote: »
    My friend built a motorized bike with a legally-too-large engine once, and I rode on it on a dirt lot for a minute. Felt like I was going to die.

    I'm in my late 30s now man I can't be doing this kinda shit.

    The first time I fired it up, I rode for about 5 minutes then instantly got in the car to go buy a helmet

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    notyanotya Registered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My day has been pretty fucking awful but…you know, tomorrow is another die.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I threw out my back yesterday just leaning forward slightly in the shower to wash my butt. Today was a lot of walking up and down about 50ish flights of stairs at work while carrying 20ish lbs of rifle and ammo and I want to die

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Darmak wrote: »
    I threw out my back yesterday just leaning forward slightly in the shower to wash my butt. Today was a lot of walking up and down about 50ish flights of stairs at work while carrying 20ish lbs of rifle and ammo and I want to die

    I feel like there's a lesson or a moral here, but all I'm getting is 'Don't Wash Your Ass' and that can't be right

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I am so tired of the glorification of stupid ideas.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I had a dentist's appointment today to fix a cracked filling. In it they said hey, you've got two cavities. So I ended up getting three fillings.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I had a dentist's appointment today to fix a cracked filling. In it they said hey, you've got two cavities. So I ended up getting three fillings.

    Those two cavities were what I got you for your birthday 🙁

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I had a dentist's appointment today to fix a cracked filling. In it they said hey, you've got two cavities. So I ended up getting three fillings.

    Those two cavities were what I got you for your birthday 🙁

    You coulda told me!!

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2021
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I had a dentist's appointment today to fix a cracked filling. In it they said hey, you've got two cavities. So I ended up getting three fillings.

    Those two cavities were what I got you for your birthday 🙁

    You coulda told me!!

    I also forgot to tell you happy birthday cuz I don't really use the facebooks much anymore, so happy birthday mori, I hope it was super rad.

    Knob on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yeah, it was pretty nice. I took the day off, smoked some weed, took a nap, lazed around the house a lot. And then we had indian food for dinner and ice cream sundaes for dessert. And I got Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne for the Switch, so I've been nerding it up with that.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    One day I will move away from hillbilly hell and smoke the legal ganja cigarettes

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    I'm too busy doing rehab for my many injuries to do dumb shit

    But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago

    Steam
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm too busy doing rehab for my many injuries to do dumb shit

    But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago

    What is your most interesting injury story, Cello?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm too busy doing rehab for my many injuries to do dumb shit

    But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago

    What is your most interesting injury story, Cello?

    Reading your posts

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gotem

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah, it was pretty nice. I took the day off, smoked some weed, took a nap, lazed around the house a lot. And then we had indian food for dinner and ice cream sundaes for dessert. And I got Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne for the Switch, so I've been nerding it up with that.

    It was your birthday today? Seems like only yesterday we were celebrating your 2020 birthday!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm too busy doing rehab for my many injuries to do dumb shit

    But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago

    What is your most interesting injury story, Cello?

    Most of my long-term injuries are unfortunately uncool results of not being able to afford physio until recently, so I get stuff like stress sleeping leading to a sprained neck, or being too into sports and slamming my knees into the ground as I block a shot in ball hockey for the goalie, causing both of 'em to scar up from instantaneously bleeding

    Little scars like stabbing myself with a flathead screwdriver at work, an uncountable number of glue gun or soldering iron burns, etc

    However, as a kid I went to a Character Breakfast at Disney World, and fell backwards down a flight of stairs as we went to the next photo section, leading the Genie to run down after me to try and save me. I managed to be basically uninjured so I guess that was wish 1, but he didn't offer me the other two!!

    Steam
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm too busy doing rehab for my many injuries to do dumb shit

    But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago

    What is your most interesting injury story, Cello?

    Reading your posts

    BURY ME WITH MY MONEY

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm too busy doing rehab for my many injuries to do dumb shit

    But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago

    What is your most interesting injury story, Cello?

    Reading your posts

    BURY ME WITH MY MONEY

    What money

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm too busy doing rehab for my many injuries to do dumb shit

    But hopefully by winter I can go back to tobogganing down snow hills on a friend's election sign-turned-Crazy-Carpet from 10 years ago

    What is your most interesting injury story, Cello?

    Reading your posts

    BURY ME WITH MY ILLEGAL GAS POWERED DEATH BIKE

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Knob, as your friend internet acquaintance, please don't make explosive bikes. Rocket bikes are ok, as long as they don't explode.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I am so tired of the glorification of stupid ideas.

    Yeah same glad there aren't any bad ideas in here only cool as hell ones.

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