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[Star Trek] Baby Targ, Doot Doo etc. (Lower Decks S2 + Prodigy S1 + Disco S4 in spoilers)

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    yeah what ever you're standing on will be at ground level of the Holodeck. Mind you if you're sitting on a chair you will fall on your ass, like Nog did that one time.

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    That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    God, I can't even wrap my brain around how the holodeck pulls off forced perspective for people standing in different places in a program.

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    SneaksSneaks Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    yeah what ever you're standing on will be at ground level of the Holodeck. Mind you if you're sitting on a chair you will fall on your ass, like Nog did that one time.
    Boimler’s in freefall off a cliff in “Crisis Point” when his holodeck program ends. He freezes in place a moment, then drops one more foot onto the floor.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    tbf, I was imagining a situation where one or more people are high up while others are at ground/floor level. Or do people think the holodeck always engages in trickery and false images of everyone else, rather than just letting people be at actually different heights and see each other where they are?

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    tbf, I was imagining a situation where one or more people are high up while others are at ground/floor level.

    Judging how people in places like Vic's or Fair Haven can be father apart than the room physically allows, there's no guarantee that the image of a person you see corresponds to their physical location in the room, you could both be inside of holographic bubbles until you're back in interaction range.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Is anyone ever credited for inventing the Holodeck? Cause I'm starting to believe the Federation found this tech, decided they understood it, and started just plugging them into ships. Also posted the designs on Github

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Seems pointless to have a single large room, then, rather than a bunch of individual networked pods.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    That_Guy wrote: »
    God, I can't even wrap my brain around how the holodeck pulls off forced perspective for people standing in different places in a program.

    kind of like Rick and Morty where everyone is on an individual treadmill.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Ringo wrote: »
    Is anyone ever credited for inventing the Holodeck? Cause I'm starting to believe the Federation found this tech, decided they understood it, and started just plugging them into ships. Also posted the designs on Github

    There's a tumblr/reddit/facebook/something post somewhere about humans being the Mad Scientists of the galaxy, freaking the Vulcans and Klingons out because they do insane things like plugging one warp core into another warp core to make them go faster. (I'm sure someone can find it and post it)

    I can see the holodeck being developed like that:
    "So, remember we lent you the holographic landscape generator last year, we were wondering if we could have it back? We need it to recreate an archaeological dig site we found."
    "Oh, sure. FYI, we made a few copies and messed around with them a little bit. Did you know you can get this thing to generate people as well as landscapes?"
    "Yeah, we tried that once. Couldn't get them to do anything other than pre-programmed animations, though. Good luck solving that problem."
    "Huh. We just plugged it into an X-Station1440 and wrote an API to let it use it. Check out this Battle of Troy we came up with!"
    "What?!"

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    HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Is anyone ever credited for inventing the Holodeck? Cause I'm starting to believe the Federation found this tech, decided they understood it, and started just plugging them into ships. Also posted the designs on Github

    I don't think they have ever explicitly said, but that one race that they met in Enterprise where Trip tripped out on their atmosphere, then stuck his fingers in some crystals in a bowl and managed to get pregnant had some variation off a holodeck.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    ENTERPRISE (yeah, I know) showed the tech already in use by another race, who ended up showing it off and possibly giving it to the Klingons (and humans too?), because ENT writers just couldn't seem to do without all the cool tech from TNG or later.

    So if you take that as canon, it's entirely possible the answer is "we didn't invent it, someone gave it to us/we reverse-engineered it."

    EDIT: yup, that's the one, thanks Hydropolo.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    There was a novel (my brain is convinced it was Rings of Tautee?) in which Scotty invented a holodeck because his golf simulator sucked.

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    HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Is anyone ever credited for inventing the Holodeck? Cause I'm starting to believe the Federation found this tech, decided they understood it, and started just plugging them into ships. Also posted the designs on Github

    There's a tumblr/reddit/facebook/something post somewhere about humans being the Mad Scientists of the galaxy, freaking the Vulcans and Klingons out because they do insane things like plugging one warp core into another warp core to make them go faster. (I'm sure someone kind find it and post it)

    I can see the holodeck being developed like that:
    "So, remember we lent you the holographic landscape generator last year, we were wondering if we could have it back? We need it to recreate an archaeological dig site we found."
    "Oh, sure. FYI, we made a few copies and messed around with them a little bit. Did you know you can get this thing to generate people as well as landscapes?"
    "Yeah, we tried that once. Couldn't get them to do anything other than pre-programmed animations, though. Good luck solving that problem."
    "Huh. We just plugged it into an X-Station1440 and wrote an API to let it use it. Check out this Battle of Troy we came up with!"
    "What?!"

    Dunno if this is the right one, but here's a collection of some of the stuff.

    https://www.tor.com/2016/10/17/the-answer-to-why-humans-are-so-central-in-star-trek/

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    That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    That_Guy wrote: »
    God, I can't even wrap my brain around how the holodeck pulls off forced perspective for people standing in different places in a program.

    kind of like Rick and Morty where everyone is on an individual treadmill.

    Uuuuggg, Thinking abou that makes my brain hurt even more. The only way I could see it working would be for everyone and everything to be projected in a tiny cube around each player with cubes merging when players get close enough. Almost like hitboxes in video games. But the perspective shift would have to take place seamlessly to not be noticed. And if it worked like that, how could Wesley have fallen into the water or Picard shot up the Brogs. And now my brain hurts again.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Hydropolo wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Is anyone ever credited for inventing the Holodeck? Cause I'm starting to believe the Federation found this tech, decided they understood it, and started just plugging them into ships. Also posted the designs on Github

    There's a tumblr/reddit/facebook/something post somewhere about humans being the Mad Scientists of the galaxy, freaking the Vulcans and Klingons out because they do insane things like plugging one warp core into another warp core to make them go faster. (I'm sure someone kind find it and post it)

    I can see the holodeck being developed like that:
    "So, remember we lent you the holographic landscape generator last year, we were wondering if we could have it back? We need it to recreate an archaeological dig site we found."
    "Oh, sure. FYI, we made a few copies and messed around with them a little bit. Did you know you can get this thing to generate people as well as landscapes?"
    "Yeah, we tried that once. Couldn't get them to do anything other than pre-programmed animations, though. Good luck solving that problem."
    "Huh. We just plugged it into an X-Station1440 and wrote an API to let it use it. Check out this Battle of Troy we came up with!"
    "What?!"

    Dunno if this is the right one, but here's a collection of some of the stuff.

    https://www.tor.com/2016/10/17/the-answer-to-why-humans-are-so-central-in-star-trek/

    Yup, that's got all the posts in it

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    That_Guy wrote: »
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    That_Guy wrote: »
    God, I can't even wrap my brain around how the holodeck pulls off forced perspective for people standing in different places in a program.

    kind of like Rick and Morty where everyone is on an individual treadmill.

    Uuuuggg, Thinking abou that makes my brain hurt even more. The only way I could see it working would be for everyone and everything to be projected in a tiny cube around each player with cubes merging when players get close enough. Almost like hitboxes in video games. But the perspective shift would have to take place seamlessly to not be noticed. And if it worked like that, how could Wesley have fallen into the water or Picard shot up the Brogs. And now my brain hurts again.

    Nothing about the holodeck as presented makes sense. It's fine though.

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    That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    That_Guy wrote: »
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    That_Guy wrote: »
    God, I can't even wrap my brain around how the holodeck pulls off forced perspective for people standing in different places in a program.

    kind of like Rick and Morty where everyone is on an individual treadmill.

    Uuuuggg, Thinking abou that makes my brain hurt even more. The only way I could see it working would be for everyone and everything to be projected in a tiny cube around each player with cubes merging when players get close enough. Almost like hitboxes in video games. But the perspective shift would have to take place seamlessly to not be noticed. And if it worked like that, how could Wesley have fallen into the water or Picard shot up the Brogs. And now my brain hurts again.

    Nothing about the holodeck as presented makes sense. It's fine though.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Now, if a holodeck was a 1 person only affair? Yeah, totally doable with Star Trek magic technology.

    The problems basically all crop up the instant you have more then 1 person in there though.

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    That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Now, if a holodeck was a 1 person only affair? Yeah, totally doable with Star Trek magic technology.

    The problems basically all crop up the instant you have more then 1 person in there though.

    The only time a Holodeck ever made sense was in Lower Decks with the testing pods.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Imagine the life of a QA tester for holodeck programs.
    Incredibly long periods of boredom as you test the collision of every object in the program against the same surface to make sure they all impact correctly. Then move on to the next surface and repeat.

    Then the occasional moment of pure horror as the green bottle you carried all the way across the simulation phases through a door and turns all the NPCs hostile, forcing you to kill all of them with your bare hands.

    Standing there in the aftermath, gasping for breath, the holographic blood you're covered in fades away, and you file an urgent bug report.

    "It's too close to release to patch out, we'll fix it with an update later on. Ship it to the Enterprise, they never complain about those kinds of things."

    Actually I imagine most computers can do all that automatically in the tng era

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Imagine the life of a QA tester for holodeck programs.
    Incredibly long periods of boredom as you test the collision of every object in the program against the same surface to make sure they all impact correctly. Then move on to the next surface and repeat.

    Then the occasional moment of pure horror as the green bottle you carried all the way across the simulation phases through a door and turns all the NPCs hostile, forcing you to kill all of them with your bare hands.

    Standing there in the aftermath, gasping for breath, the holographic blood you're covered in fades away, and you file an urgent bug report.

    "It's too close to release to patch out, we'll fix it with an update later on. Ship it to the Enterprise, they never complain about those kinds of things."

    Actually I imagine most computers can do all that automatically in the tng era

    Automated QA testing is a technological marvel right up until Vulcan Love Slave #37 has half the senior staff locked in an elaborately scripted death battle she calls the Thirsty Games and the other half locked outside at least two commercial breaks away from figuring out how to open the door.

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    CroakerBCCroakerBC TorontoRegistered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Imagine the life of a QA tester for holodeck programs.
    Incredibly long periods of boredom as you test the collision of every object in the program against the same surface to make sure they all impact correctly. Then move on to the next surface and repeat.

    Then the occasional moment of pure horror as the green bottle you carried all the way across the simulation phases through a door and turns all the NPCs hostile, forcing you to kill all of them with your bare hands.

    Standing there in the aftermath, gasping for breath, the holographic blood you're covered in fades away, and you file an urgent bug report.

    "It's too close to release to patch out, we'll fix it with an update later on. Ship it to the Enterprise, they never complain about those kinds of things."

    Actually I imagine most computers can do all that automatically in the tng era

    Automated QA testing is a technological marvel right up until Vulcan Love Slave #37 has half the senior staff locked in an elaborately scripted death battle she calls the Thirsty Games and the other half locked outside at least two commercial breaks away from figuring out how to open the door.

    Also you can trust me when I tell you that someone has to write the automated tests. And that will go about as well as this ^. Or you can let the computer automated the automated tests. But then someone has to automated the computers automation of the automated tests. And..so on. It all ends in sentient holograms and Badgey, is what I'm saying. It's too complex not to.

    As an aside though, my QA sensibility is offended by the existence of safety protocols you can turn off. Just bake that stuff right in there. There is no good reason whatsoever to turn that stuff off, so it should not be an option.

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    CroakerBC wrote: »
    As an aside though, my QA sensibility is offended by the existence of safety protocols you can turn off. Just bake that stuff right in there. There is no good reason whatsoever to turn that stuff off, so it should not be an option.

    I think you're making quite an assumption in that the safety protocols actually exist and aren't just a commented block of empty code labelled "develop before release".

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Wasn’t there a TNG episode where some aliens come aboard to upgrade the holodeck? And they mention that they were the inventors of the original tech?

    Edit: it was the Binars, and it looks like my memory is wrong, the line wasn’t important enough to make the plot summary, or the line existed but was a lie and I didn’t realize it.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    CroakerBC wrote: »
    As an aside though, my QA sensibility is offended by the existence of safety protocols you can turn off. Just bake that stuff right in there. There is no good reason whatsoever to turn that stuff off, so it should not be an option.

    I think you're making quite an assumption in that the safety protocols actually exist and aren't just a commented block of empty code labelled "develop before release".

    I'm reminded of a friend's theory regarding synthetics built by Weyland-Yutani (e.g. Bishop) : they're programmed to say that of course they're Three-Laws-compliant, but not to actually be.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    maraji wrote: »
    Wasn’t there a TNG episode where some aliens come aboard to upgrade the holodeck? And they mention that they were the inventors of the original tech?

    Edit: it was the Binars, and it looks like my memory is wrong, the line wasn’t important enough to make the plot summary, or the line existed but was a lie and I didn’t realize it.

    Minuet existed directly due to the Binars and Riker says she's more advanced than anything he's seen in the Holodeck before, so there clearly was some upgrading going on, but once the Binars are gone so is Minuet so... :question:

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    "The Big Goodbye," the first Dixon Hill episode, was written and meant to be filmed/aired after "11001001" and the holodeck malfunction in it was supposed to have been caused by the Bynar upgrade.

    Nobody ever says it but I'm totally happy just rolling with the idea that the Enterprise holodecks are weird because they have some extra space wizardry plugged in that the crew don't fully understand, and that this culminates in the ship giving birth to the alien computer baby in that one really weird season 7 episode.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    "The Big Goodbye," the first Dixon Hill episode, was written and meant to be filmed/aired after "11001001" and the holodeck malfunction in it was supposed to have been caused by the Bynar upgrade.

    Nobody ever says it but I'm totally happy just rolling with the idea that the Enterprise holodecks are weird because they have some extra space wizardry plugged in that the crew don't fully understand, and that this culminates in the ship giving birth to the alien computer baby in that one really weird season 7 episode.

    which presumably goes off to "learn all that is learnable" and then make its way to Bynaus.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    As silly as the "All humans are Doc Brown" meme is, I think it just kind of fits for Star Trek. Not even just for humans, it makes sense as to how the Federation benefits from the amount of diversity they have. Starfleet is made up of thousands of lifeforms who are willing to take a gamble on magic space adventures for good or ill, and if humanity is a large percentage of Starfleets ranks (outside of show budget concerns) it's just because humans really like exploring new worlds, seeking out new civilizations, and boldly going where no one in their right mind would ever go

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Thinking about it, do we ever actually see the safety protocols functioning? Not times where it doesn't break but they never need it, but like a sim where the Roman Centurion tries to stab someone and it just bounces off or something.

    The only one I can think of is a Voyager sim where they're testing their new slipstream drive and it's able to accurately predict that the outcome will be unpredictable- actually strike that, they quit before it would have had to simulate them actually dying.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Thinking about it, do we ever actually see the safety protocols functioning? Not times where it doesn't break but they never need it, but like a sim where the Roman Centurion tries to stab someone and it just bounces off or something.

    The only one I can think of is a Voyager sim where they're testing their new slipstream drive and it's able to accurately predict that the outcome will be unpredictable- actually strike that, they quit before it would have had to simulate them actually dying.

    I feel like I remember someone being on the holodeck, them "dying", and it terminating the program back to the empty holodeck.

    As I can't remember the show*, character, or circumstance, I'm not 100% sure I'm not imagining remembering it.
    * or even if it was Star Trek, and not another show that used similar technology.

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    emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    I think Alexander lost while using Worfs battle simulator and he didn't get hurt. I don't remember how the safety feature worked though.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    I think Alexander lost while using Worfs battle simulator and he didn't get hurt. I don't remember how the safety feature worked though.

    Nah, he had it on level 0 difficulty and slew the monster.

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    LJDouglasLJDouglas Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    I suppose "safe" is a pretty nebulous concept when it comes to holodecks. Broadly you'd want to ensure that the occupants don't come to harm, but unless you want every surface you walk on to feel like foam rubber you'd need to have some threshold velocity of someone falling beyond which the safety protocols kick in to make the ground safe and soften it for the impact, and plenty of similar edge cases where something can go from "safe" to "unsafe" depending on context. The holodeck isn't just used for recreation of course, if you're mocking up a replica of a sword discovered on an archaeological dig you want to replicate, would suck if the safeties kept kicking in to make sure the sword wasn't dangerously sharp. Similarly with having a circuit breaker, if I remember right in The Big Goodbye, Wesley mentions that if they cut power while people are inside the holodeck they could cease to exist. Holodecks are supposed to be a mix of replicated matter and forcefields, presumably abruptly cutting power might trigger the automated holomatter clean-up protocols. It's also possible the forcefield emitters wouldn't react to well to having their power supply suddenly cut, would be a shame to accidentally bisect the entire bridge crew because emitter 14-b experienced an overvolt malfunction when you suddenly killed power to the whole system.

    Overall it's amazing people are willing to step into holodecks rather than just sticking with a VR headset and treadmill.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    LJDouglas wrote: »
    I suppose "safe" is a pretty nebulous concept when it comes to holodecks. Broadly you'd want to ensure that the occupants don't come to harm, but unless you want every surface you walk on to feel like foam rubber you'd need to have some threshold velocity of someone falling beyond which the safety protocols kick in to make the ground safe and soften it for the impact, and plenty of similar edge cases where something can go from "safe" to "unsafe" depending on context. The holodeck isn't just used for recreation of course, if you're mocking up a replica of a sword discovered on an archaeological dig you want to replicate, would suck if the safeties kept kicking in to make sure the sword wasn't dangerously sharp. Similarly with having a circuit breaker, if I remember right in The Big Goodbye, Wesley mentions that if they cut power while people are inside the holodeck they could cease to exist. Holodecks are supposed to be a mix of replicated matter and forcefields, presumably abruptly cutting power might trigger the automated holomatter clean-up protocols. It's also possible the forcefield emitters wouldn't react to well to having their power supply suddenly cut, would be a shame to accidentally bisect the entire bridge crew because emitter 14-b experienced an overvolt malfunction when you suddenly killed power to the whole system.

    Overall it's amazing people are willing to step into holodecks rather than just sticking with a VR headset and treadmill.

    It's entirely believable though

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    LJDouglasLJDouglas Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    LJDouglas wrote: »
    I suppose "safe" is a pretty nebulous concept when it comes to holodecks. Broadly you'd want to ensure that the occupants don't come to harm, but unless you want every surface you walk on to feel like foam rubber you'd need to have some threshold velocity of someone falling beyond which the safety protocols kick in to make the ground safe and soften it for the impact, and plenty of similar edge cases where something can go from "safe" to "unsafe" depending on context. The holodeck isn't just used for recreation of course, if you're mocking up a replica of a sword discovered on an archaeological dig you want to replicate, would suck if the safeties kept kicking in to make sure the sword wasn't dangerously sharp. Similarly with having a circuit breaker, if I remember right in The Big Goodbye, Wesley mentions that if they cut power while people are inside the holodeck they could cease to exist. Holodecks are supposed to be a mix of replicated matter and forcefields, presumably abruptly cutting power might trigger the automated holomatter clean-up protocols. It's also possible the forcefield emitters wouldn't react to well to having their power supply suddenly cut, would be a shame to accidentally bisect the entire bridge crew because emitter 14-b experienced an overvolt malfunction when you suddenly killed power to the whole system.

    Overall it's amazing people are willing to step into holodecks rather than just sticking with a VR headset and treadmill.

    It's entirely believable though


    Ok, VR headset, treadmill and force feedback codpiece, all the functionality of a holodeck and no chance of Moriarty blowing up your ship :biggrin:

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    PailryderPailryder Registered User regular
    One of the best parts of how LD Mariner uses the holodeck? Leg Day! Seriously, most of the time we see the crew sitting or standing around at their station, yet we know the food they eat is calorie counted and they've got to have some physical exercise programs, so why not have the holodeck be the best thing there is for it? Sure, sometimes you want to have that noir fantasy played out, but there has to be regular usage where it's like, i need to go for a run and forget about depowering some couplings.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    I assume that From Software will survive into Trek times, and the holodeck programs they'd come up with are terrifying to think of.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Quark’s holosuites are very rarely lethal and are constantly used daily without issue.

    Empirical evidence implies that once five federation combadges on one is when it gets really fuckey.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    I assume that From Software will survive into Trek times, and the holodeck programs they'd come up with are terrifying to think of.
    It's a bit hard to tell, but each of those weapons has at least two pages of lore attached
    https://youtu.be/3ebUFflrJrY

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