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No, It's the Artisanal Cheese Villains Who Are Wrong in the [BAD FOOD] Thread

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Well that description of a Rotiboy has four out of my favorite food words in it, guess I'll go look up a recipe.

    Bread
    Coffee
    Butter
    The

    Close, the fourth one was crunchy!

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    SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    In America you’d often just get a sandwich and a pickle on the side. It was weird.

    maybe it's on the side like palate cleanser? You have a bite after bite of sandwich to cut through the richness of the beef?

    I'm used to it being in the sandwich.

    The pickle on the side is a pickled cucumber, not a gherkin. Or at least I don't recall eating at any restaurant that served actual gherkins on the side. Same for on the sandwich/burger, you'd be much more likely to find some flavor of pickled cucumber inside your sandwich than gherkins. But yes, the acidity of the vinegar in the pickle is a palate cleanser to better taste the flavors of the meat in the sandwich.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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    SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I thought we called corned beef corned beef

    Salt beef uk=Corned beef US.

    I don't think they have UK corned beef over in the US but happy to be corrected.

    Given that UK corned beef is minced, gelatinized, and stuffed in a can like a beef version of Spam, I'm almost glad it's difficult to find here.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    A gherkin is just a type of pickled cucumber though, usually small. Edit: I suppose its one of those things where all gherkins are pickles, but not all pickles are gherkins.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Red wine in spag bol is always a winner.

    I was today years old when I realized "spag bol" meant "spaghetti Bolognese".

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Karl wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    In America you’d often just get a sandwich and a pickle on the side. It was weird.

    maybe it's on the side like palate cleanser? You have a bite after bite of sandwich to cut through the richness of the beef?

    I'm used to it being in the sandwich.

    The pickle on the side is a pickled cucumber, not a gherkin. Or at least I don't recall eating at any restaurant that served actual gherkins on the side. Same for on the sandwich/burger, you'd be much more likely to find some flavor of pickled cucumber inside your sandwich than gherkins. But yes, the acidity of the vinegar in the pickle is a palate cleanser to better taste the flavors of the meat in the sandwich.

    gherkins are pickled cucumbers though

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    All gherkins are pickled cucumbers. Not all pickled cucumbers are gherkins. It's not rocket surgery!

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    SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Since we're on naming confusions of international foods, there's also West Indian gherkins and Mexican sour gherkins which are closely related but different species from the cucumber and don't have to be pickled to be called that.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I thought a gherkin was a Nepalese soldier enlisted in the British Army

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I thought a gherkin was a Nepalese soldier enlisted in the British Army

    No that's a gurka. They're talking about leather sleeveless jackets.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    The problem is English decided that pickling as a process was too nuanced so all pickles are pickles and everything else that's pickled has to share.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Here in the US gerkhin is usually a small sweet cucumber pickle. A dill pickle or bread and butter pickle wouldn’t be called a gherkin usually, they’re different varieties.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Dill pickles are the only kind that I'll eat. No sweet, no bread and butter, get those out of my food.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Give me all of the pickles, and pickled vegetables.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I thought a gherkin was a Nepalese soldier enlisted in the British Army

    No that's a gurka. They're talking about leather sleeveless jackets.

    That's a jerkin. You're thinking of the activity I do with my partner in the evenings.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The best vegetable to pickle is baby corn. I can eat an actually dangerous amount of that shit.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The best vegetable to pickle is baby corn. I can eat an actually dangerous amount of that shit.

    I'm a fan of spicy asparagus myself.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I thought we called corned beef corned beef

    Salt beef uk=Corned beef US.

    I don't think they have UK corned beef over in the US but happy to be corrected.

    Given that UK corned beef is minced, gelatinized, and stuffed in a can like a beef version of Spam, I'm almost glad it's difficult to find here.

    Yeah you're not missing much tbh.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The best vegetable to pickle is baby corn. I can eat an actually dangerous amount of that shit.

    I'm a fan of spicy asparagus myself.

    I don't mind pickled asparagus, but it's not that far off on my personal enjoyment factor from just regular-ass cooked asparagus. Do you pickle your own, or buy a brand?

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    Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    Spicy Pickled Okra!

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Pickled cabbage is the king

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The best vegetable to pickle is baby corn. I can eat an actually dangerous amount of that shit.

    I'm a fan of spicy asparagus myself.

    I don't mind pickled asparagus, but it's not that far off on my personal enjoyment factor from just regular-ass cooked asparagus. Do you pickle your own, or buy a brand?

    Our friends who do a mountain of canning gave us a jar of it. They also do an apple pie in a jar that amazing. We let them harvest our fruit trees and in exchange get a case of stuff.

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I thought we called corned beef corned beef

    Salt beef uk=Corned beef US.

    I don't think they have UK corned beef over in the US but happy to be corrected.

    Given that UK corned beef is minced, gelatinized, and stuffed in a can like a beef version of Spam, I'm almost glad it's difficult to find here.

    Yeah you're not missing much tbh.

    Oh we have that too, generally in a can with chopped up potato as corned beef hash. Heat it or fry a patty for breakfast.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    American Food Tour!! SPAGHETTI MEATBALLS + Best Seafood in Atlantic City! Anthony Bourdain Tour (34 mins)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2IlVuyr5s

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    God, at first glance I thought that was a spaghetti and meatball pizza, and this wretched thread has ruined me to the point where I thought "Yeah, I'd try that."

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Spaghetti and pizza balls

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I really don't understand people who make food videos who think the best thumbnail for it is an extreme closeup of them stuffing their mouths.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    I assume it must be some sort of common wisdom about people clicking more on videos with thumbnails with faces in them, but I wonder if that holds true for a face that is having food shoved in its maw.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    It usually makes me think of a certain Goya painting.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Personally the one food I have least interest in right now is spaghetti, on account of my most recent experience being seeing it hanging out of some rando's gob like he's vomiting up a plateful.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I thought we called corned beef corned beef

    Salt beef uk=Corned beef US.

    I don't think they have UK corned beef over in the US but happy to be corrected.

    Given that UK corned beef is minced, gelatinized, and stuffed in a can like a beef version of Spam, I'm almost glad it's difficult to find here.

    Yeah you're not missing much tbh.

    Lies

    One of my pregan comfort food meals would be a thick slab of corned beef floating in baked beans

    Or heck, just a corned beef sandwich with mustard

    You have to scrape off the white gunk, though

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I thoroughly enjoyed the pickle Vs gherkin discussion.

    We call them all gherkins in the uk

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I thought we called corned beef corned beef

    Salt beef uk=Corned beef US.

    I don't think they have UK corned beef over in the US but happy to be corrected.

    Given that UK corned beef is minced, gelatinized, and stuffed in a can like a beef version of Spam, I'm almost glad it's difficult to find here.

    Yeah you're not missing much tbh.

    Lies

    One of my pregan comfort food meals would be a thick slab of corned beef floating in baked beans

    Or heck, just a corned beef sandwich with mustard

    You have to scrape off the white gunk, though

    I've eaten tinned corned beef plenty of times but the fact is that salt beef is approximately an octillion times better.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I really don't understand people who make food videos who think the best thumbnail for it is an extreme closeup of them stuffing their mouths.

    LOOK AT HIS MOUTH BROVID

    LOOK AT IT

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Nah I'm just fucking with you, its terrible.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I thought we called corned beef corned beef

    Salt beef uk=Corned beef US.

    I don't think they have UK corned beef over in the US but happy to be corrected.

    Given that UK corned beef is minced, gelatinized, and stuffed in a can like a beef version of Spam, I'm almost glad it's difficult to find here.

    Yeah you're not missing much tbh.

    Lies

    One of my pregan comfort food meals would be a thick slab of corned beef floating in baked beans

    Or heck, just a corned beef sandwich with mustard

    You have to scrape off the white gunk, though

    I've eaten tinned corned beef plenty of times but the fact is that salt beef is approximately an octillion times better.

    Corned beef has the edge of being available in the Aldi over the road :P

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I make a special pilgrimage from deep south London, all the way to Brick Lane in the far east of.....east london to get my beloved salt beef.

    If you're ever in London, go to Brick lane. Get a curry but also a salt beef bagel Beigel Bake Brick Lane Bakery

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    So is salt beef if you look on the chilled shelves. It's just more expensive.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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