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Not Safe For [Job] thread

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I am very much alive and have found new things growing outside my office I could potentially eat. I think.

    There's a great person on Instagram/FB/maybe the clock app called "the black forager". She might be able to help you with your questions!

    Or @Xaquin maybe?

    I used to get email notifications for these I swear!

    sorry I missed it!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    And don't go into work no matter how much they call.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Subordinate: they're painting the floor. Its darker now.

    Me:you mean paving the lot?

    S:Isnt that what I said?

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Subordinate: they're painting the floor. Its darker now.

    Me:you mean paving the lot?

    S:Isnt that what I said?

    We used to joke that a slurry seal was basically just painting the road black.

    As costs have skyrocketed while budgets have, uh, not, it's to the point where "but what if we just paint the road black" is still a joke, but only barely.

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Subordinate: they're painting the floor. Its darker now.

    Me:you mean paving the lot?

    S:Isnt that what I said?

    The whole floor or just the walls?

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I knew it
    *tosses papers in the air*

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Reminder that this thread is over 100 pages and we have a new thread already: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/245646/jobs-workers-of-the-world-quiet-quit

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    the monster hunter thread in G&T is at 130+ pages right now

    let your job thread florish

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Multithreading increases posting efficiency while maximizing synergy for lean, just-in-time dick joke delivery.

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Gotta work two job threads just to make ends meet these days

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Reminder that this thread is over 100 pages and we have a new thread already: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/245646/jobs-workers-of-the-world-quiet-quit

    yes, but some people seem to have decided this is how they're gonna stick it to the maaaaan

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Poach an egg in your ramen water while the noodles finish cooking

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Subordinate: they're painting the floor. Its darker now.

    Me:you mean paving the lot?

    S:Isnt that what I said?

    The whole floor or just the walls?

    This is, without exaggeration, among the most difficult things I’ve ever had to explain to my partner when asked “what’re you laughing so hard at?”

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    They wax the floor at work but it's the backroom floor and I don't understand why?

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Poach an egg in your ramen water while the noodles finish cooking

    like actual poach, or try to soft/hard boil one? I've never had much success doing either in tandem with the noodles

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Reminder that this thread is over 100 pages and we have a new thread already: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/245646/jobs-workers-of-the-world-quiet-quit

    yes, but some people seem to have decided this is how they're gonna stick it to the maaaaan

    Ah our dystopian future, where sticking it to the man means working two job threads during the same hours without letting anyone know about it.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The secret is that I use the reactions from one of the job threads to pay people from low-reaction economies to create posts for me in the other thread. After the first three or four agrees it's pretty much pure profit until lock.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Gotta work two job threads just to make ends meet these days

    They’re just trying to force us out with a new job thread that’ll do the same job for half the pay.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I successfully convinced my principal to give me a bunch of money for Warhammer stuff. Specifically the 40k and Sigmar starter sets so the kids have more models to paint and a big Army Paint paint set. My co-sponsor is going to check with her people on anything else we need.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    today I am doing my 12 part training on the new timekeeping and vacation approval system, 80% of which does not apply to my team.

    this is so fun. I'm having so much fun.

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