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This time, we’ve got him [Trump’s Top Secret Docs]

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I really, really want Trump's kids fingerprints to turn up on those documents. There's no way they're not in on the grift.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Except for Barron. I think he deserves a chance to get the fuck away from the cesspool that is his family.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    cursedking wrote: »
    I may have missed something but given that they’ve listed the contents of the files they found, I think they would have mentioned if it was nuclear related.


    https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/08/11/garland-trump-mar-a-lago/
    Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons were among the items FBI agents sought in a search of former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence on Monday, according to people familiar with the investigation.

    While we don't know for sure what was in those documents, we do know that they took Sensitive Compartmented Information, Highly Classified Secret Squirrel intel out of there. So even if the nuke stuff is minor there's the possibility of all sorts of National Security related shit being fucked.

    I mean, they also illegally uploaded unrelated things to a code word server during his presidency, to hide the info.
    I'm not sure if that would be the same as SCI stuff though.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Saw "Oklahoma City" trending on Twitter and said "Oh no!" out loud, because that hasn't been a good thing since that year we had a decent basketball team.

    Good news! It's just people comparing thousands of current violent threats against the FBI to the worst-ever act of domestic terrorism on American soil, carried out by an anti-government extremist who had beef with the FBI. It's everybody's problem!

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Except for Barron. I think he deserves a chance to get the fuck away from the cesspool that is his family.

    I think it's safe to assume that when we say "trump's kids" we mean his adult children, and also the phrase "adult son/s" is the only thing I miss from his presidency.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Of the documents he had I still find the fact he had Roger Stone's plea agreement is equivalent to someone saying I have your soul

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Keep adding parties until we attain H Y P E R C U B E

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    If I had done just a little bit more scrolling first I could have seen that Adam Johnson already made this joke, but hey that's good company to be in

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Help, I started another political party and now a weird guy in a leather dress says he has sights to show me???

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I don't want to do geometry homework on who to vote for I just want people to have human rights

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    I don't want to do geometry homework on who to vote for I just want people to have human rights

    that's already way too much policy for the Forward Party

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I don't want to do geometry homework on who to vote for I just want people to have human rights

    that's already way too much policy for the Forward Party

    Policy?

    Who needs it!

    We've got graphics

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Help, I started another political party and now a weird guy in a leather dress says he has sights to show me???

    He ain't wrong.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    there's a universe where the Wyld Stallyns were a real band and life is pretty fuckin' cool there, I bet.

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    So it’s still Left or Right, but adding a third party means they just stand on top of it.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    So it’s still Left or Right, but adding a third party means they just stand on top of it.

    No no, that would be ridiculous!

    This new third party goes underneath the other two.

    Oh brilliant
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Help, I started another political party and now a weird guy in a leather dress says he has sights to show me???

    He ain't wrong.

    *thinks for a bit*

    Hmm, WWI vet becomes a demigod of a dimension of pain...is timspork Pinhead?!

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    there's a universe where the Wyld Stallyns were a real band and life is pretty fuckin' cool there, I bet.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    So it’s still Left or Right, but adding a third party means they just stand on top of it.

    No no, that would be ridiculous!

    This new third party goes underneath the other two.

    The Mole Party will not stand for this directional libel

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Help, I started another political party and now a weird guy in a leather dress says he has sights to show me???

    I've seen that anime, it's pretty good

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    NBC News: Rudy Giuliani to testify before grand jury Wednesday in Georgia election interference investigation.
    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/rudy-giuliani-testify-grand-jury-wednesday-georgia-election-interferen-rcna43473

    Rudy is going to take the stand, so that will be amusing, if nothing else

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    My guess is a lot of pleading the fifth is going to happen.

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    And a lot of spray on hair will drip.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Pleading the fifth here is only funny because of how shitty Trump et al were about others doing it.

    You should pretty much always plead the fifth unless your personal attorney advises you otherwise.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    oh my god I hope this is an absolute catastrophe for him.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Pleading the fifth here is only funny because of how shitty Trump et al were about others doing it.

    You should pretty much always plead the fifth unless your personal attorney advises you otherwise.

    Sure, but the prosecutor isn't relying on their personal testimony to prove the case, and despite the fact that the jury is supposed to disregard it, pleading the fifth makes you look guilty.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    oh my god I hope this is an absolute catastrophe for him.

    I think that's guaranteed

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Pleading the fifth here is only funny because of how shitty Trump et al were about others doing it.

    You should pretty much always plead the fifth unless your personal attorney advises you otherwise.

    So a funny thing about Canadian equivalents to the MAGA chuds (Freedom Convoyers, who are effectively sovereign citizen antivaxxers who are even more influenced by Facebook than usual) is that they also don't have any level of comprehension of like, the differences between Canadian and American law, because a lot of what informs their worldview is a mishmash of the conspiracy bullshit that originates in the US and our own local variants

    Which means that when more than a few of them have been called to testify in court, they of course have tried to plead the fifth

    There is no Fifth Amendment in Canada

    (Several were very upset during the arrests of the occupation in February that they also did not get read their Miranda Rights)

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Pleading the fifth here is only funny because of how shitty Trump et al were about others doing it.

    You should pretty much always plead the fifth unless your personal attorney advises you otherwise.

    So a funny thing about Canadian equivalents to the MAGA chuds (Freedom Convoyers, who are effectively sovereign citizen antivaxxers who are even more influenced by Facebook than usual) is that they also don't have any level of comprehension of like, the differences between Canadian and American law, because a lot of what informs their worldview is a mishmash of the conspiracy bullshit that originates in the US and our own local variants

    And then there's the ones that follow a random woman who declared herself Queen of Canada that got themselves arrested trying to arrest cops for enforcing Covid restrictions the other day.

    https://kawarthanow.com/2022/08/14/two-men-face-charges-after-romana-didulo-followers-try-to-arrest-peterborough-police-officers/

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    The Tom Lehrer song "we'll all go together when we go" comes to mind.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2022
    (note the we do have a right to remain silent in Canada, covered by Section 7 of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Though it does work a bit different than the US. Not that any Freedom Chuds would know that)

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    (note the we do have a right to remain silent in Canada, covered by Section 7 of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Not that any Freedom Chuds would know that)

    Do the flags in your court rooms have a fringe on them?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Pleading the fifth here is only funny because of how shitty Trump et al were about others doing it.

    You should pretty much always plead the fifth unless your personal attorney advises you otherwise.

    So a funny thing about Canadian equivalents to the MAGA chuds (Freedom Convoyers, who are effectively sovereign citizen antivaxxers who are even more influenced by Facebook than usual) is that they also don't have any level of comprehension of like, the differences between Canadian and American law, because a lot of what informs their worldview is a mishmash of the conspiracy bullshit that originates in the US and our own local variants

    Which means that when more than a few of them have been called to testify in court, they of course have tried to plead the fifth

    There is no Fifth Amendment in Canada

    (Several were very upset during the arrests of the occupation in February that they also did not get read their Miranda Rights)

    Good news, the cops over here don't have to read people their Miranda Rights anymore

    No wait that's bad news

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    (note the we do have a right to remain silent in Canada, covered by Section 7 of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Not that any Freedom Chuds would know that)

    Do the flags in your court rooms have a fringe on them?

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    oh shit

    (also our supreme court look like santa clauses)

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Or his elves

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited August 2022
    We still use the British coat of arms weird

    Even kicked the scots out for the french

    The Cow King on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    (note the we do have a right to remain silent in Canada, covered by Section 7 of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Not that any Freedom Chuds would know that)

    Do the flags in your court rooms have a fringe on them
    (note the we do have a right to remain silent in Canada, covered by Section 7 of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Not that any Freedom Chuds would know that)

    Do the flags in your court rooms have a fringe on them?

    LEURFwG.jpg

    Computer... ENHANCE!

    WfQtRd4.jpg

    oh shit

    (also our supreme court look like santa clauses)

    Fake court fake judges mr cia the people of Canada yearn for freedom

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