Since nobody in the previous football thread wanted to make a new one, I took it upon myself to do so, as a meddlesome American outsider who knows fuck all about anything.
Football is, ostensibly, a sport where two teams of eleven people try to kick the ball into the back of each others net. However, despite appearances, it is actually a vector for the common man to sublimate his hatred and contempt for others into a socially acceptable form. Like yelling at the telly.
At the time of writing, Arsenal are currently top of the table in the Premier League with Man City biting at their heels, Napoli are currently leading Serie A, Barcelona are at the top of La Liga, Dortmund(!) is leading the Bundesliga by three points, and PSG is five points ahead of Marseille. The MLS is wrapping up its initial matchday today.
Discuss.
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It is appearing like someone moved the contrast or saturation bar too far in one direction.
she often comments on the performance of Haaland, whom she calls her gigantic blonde muppet son, which amuses me greatly
imagine getting absolutely dunked on by the President
“You can’t support a financial group”
this was given as a red card against us (the team in white) tonight and i'm absolutely fuming
there's more interest than ever here in the domestic league and you have ref's giving match changing decisions like this
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
He’s pushed into him, he’s bracing because he just got an unexpected shove
man this Apple TV sub is so much nicer than the years of shitty streams. I wish other leagues were this easily accessible
Edit:
I mean . . . . damn, yo.
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age [Switch] - Sit down and watch our game play itself
Yeah. An absolute fuckin' kicking.
I mean, Liverpool will probably go back to being inexplicably average after this, just to rub salt in the wound.
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age [Switch] - Sit down and watch our game play itself
Just Gary Neville attending a football match.
oo-er
I'm sure Ross is just a big of a shitheel as every other sports owner, but anything that chops away at FIFA is good with me.
2008: Their dads doing the same for Adelaide United.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/mar/10/cristiano-ronaldo-storms-off-kicking-water-bottles-saudi-league-defeat-al-nassr
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age [Switch] - Sit down and watch our game play itself
Lol
LMAO
Fuck
For my next act of prognostication, this week's lotto numbers!
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age [Switch] - Sit down and watch our game play itself
Good teams beat shit teams
Shit teams beat Liverpool
Liverpool beats good teams
Am I correct?