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The Decline of Western [Twitter]ization
Hacksaw
J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
When Twitter finally dies I'll have to go back to getting my memes from graffiti at the bus stop near my job. Those guys tend to keep things up to date, but the smell of paint fumes is never going to sit well with me.
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Twitter: we have Mousely
I christen thee with raccoon dogs, twitter thread
Anectdotally Ninja Turtles were banned from two of my primary schools because kids were climbing on top of classrooms and flipping off them while jumping down.
If this happened around ‘91 it might be a kid called Sean Roche’s fault. He did break his leg doing it but he was a Donatello fan.
I scraped the back of my calves jumping off a wood deck under construction acting like Captain America, kids are stupid and hurt themselves.
Turning my love for TMNT against the very franchise I adore wreaked me. The kid is innocent, the media and my elementary school teachers can hang for their crimes.
Skill issue
Like an untouched field of freshly fallen snow
I was cool
I emulated American Gladiators
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she makes it look so easy!
So basically, suck it Australia, I'm the reason your teachers tried to ban Ninja Turtles
strictly speaking that process could take quite some time and there was no actual promised "SUDDENLY EVERYTHING DISAPPEARS"
but also, as i said at the time, if you take twitter at their word for any "we will begin-" post, you're a mark
I don't know the truth of it, but a week or two back there were a bunch of people saying they paid for 1 month to test the blue system when it came out, then stopped subscribing, and still have their blue checkmarks.
So I imagine it's just another broken part of twitter
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/03/31/twitter-verification-checkmark-ending/
In case you were wondering why legacy blue checks didn't actually disappear when they were supposed to.
lol, lmao
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I swear I used to be able to enter slow motion by jumping down the stairs.
I never broke anything but I stopped doing it the first time my mom yelled at me.
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Honestly that's been my favorite part of this whole saga. His internet-addled brain is totally broken and incapable of honestly and coherently explaining what he wants to Twitter's (remaining) staff. Really if he just came out and said to them "I want the public to love me like women and my father never have", they might be able to actually create some sort of internet simulacrum to plug him into and let him experience a rush of endorphins the likes of which he's never previously.
Or otherwise just dope him up with tonnes of opium and mount a VR headset on his noggin until his brain melts while he chokes on his own vomit.
When I was ~3 my family did a work exchange thing with a family in Germany, and while we were there me and my ~5 year old sister learned this cool new game called "jumping off the top bunk bed"
When we can back home we shared this cool new game with some of our best friends a kid my age and his younger brother.
On the first attempt by the younger brother, he hit his head on this minikeg that I used as a piggy bank for pennies that was basically this
Blood everywhere, my older sister trying to get him to calm down so we didn't get in trouble, etc.
It wasn't a life threatening thing, thankfully. Fully recover for him! But it felt real real bad, no doubt
I've said it since he started on this mess - instead of spending $44b on Twitter he could have spent like... under $1 million on heroin and ended up a lot happier.
That was a lot of what my younger and youngest brothers got up to. I was the boring one who just stayed in his room and read.
I had at least a couple cases where I managed to cut myself without noticing and only found out when my mom pointed out the blood trail (not that much blood, but like, drops here and there).
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Where someone would shoot an arrow into the air and you would try not to get hit by it on the way down
This game ended when Mary got an arrow through her foot
The 50s and 60s were a different time
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That just means you get to shoot the next round.
Ah, yes, bow assisted lawn darts
Growing up my friend and her four brothers and her younger sister would go out in the woods and shoot crayons at each other with crossbows. Between shit like that and the "taking all the black powder out of fireworks and combining it into big bombs and throwing them at each other" I'm surprised any of us survived
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… it’s a wonder I made it to my current age really.
And if you hit the target in the balls, that's hilarious.