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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    What am I if I still like getting catalogs?

    sorry to tell you, but this makes you a hipster

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    as a kid my family would get the toys r us holiday catalog and my parents would just tell me and my brother to circle stuff we want in it so they'd have an idea of what to get. i remember as a kid it was cool just seeing all the lego stuff they'd have

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    give me one thing you can do with a laptop that you can't with a nintendo switch

    i'm waiting

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    give me one thing you can do with a laptop that you can't with a nintendo switch

    i'm waiting

    rooftop parties

    oh no wait--

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    give me one thing you can do with a laptop that you can't with a nintendo switch

    i'm waiting
    I’m stuck between 2 jokes on this one. One is play Super Nintendo games, as an allusion to emulators on the Switch being weak sauce. Or some variant on pornography.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    give me one thing you can do with a laptop that you can't with a nintendo switch

    i'm waiting

    Run a Switch emulator

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Look at titties

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    give me one thing you can do with a laptop that you can't with a nintendo switch

    i'm waiting

    Get custom levels for Duck Game and I'm super mad about it

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    give me one thing you can do with a laptop that you can't with a nintendo switch

    i'm waiting
    I’m stuck between 2 jokes on this one. One is play Super Nintendo games, as an allusion to emulators on the Switch being weak sauce. Or some variant on pornography.

    bowsette porn

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    The TV just used the phrase Horse pimp.

    Chat: my puzzle to you, what show am I watching?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    The TV just used the phrase Horse pimp.

    Chat: my puzzle to you, what show am I watching?

    The Equinizer

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I lived. I think. That was weird.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Horse Pimp.

    - Yellowstone
    - Longmire
    - Hell on Wheels
    - Reality Homestead Vet
    - Homestead Rescue

    ???

    I know you Zeph.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Shimshai wrote: »
    @Tav Frankie Boyle was great. He had Shane Clifford as the warm-up act, a comedian from Kerry I'd never heard of before.

    Maybe because it was a regional gig he had a different opening act for him.

    I'm just surprised he came to Ennis, and places like Killarney to gig. I don't think Frankie Boyle need to play smaller venues like that, but pretty cool that he did.

    @Shimshai oh class, I didn’t realise Shane was opening for Frankie too! He’s class, great lad too. There’s been a few different lads on the Irish dates which is nice too.

    I’m pretty sure Frankie has relations in Donegal so he’s spent a whack of time doing regional shows here

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I need to finish Longmire

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 27
    also this Kongming anime really revels in its ridiculous premise - the more grounded everybody else is the more amusing it is. Early 20s something girl who wants to become a pop singer, works as a bartender, occasionally, performs at the club, barely any followers on instagram, just like an absolutely normal kind of person

    and her manager strategist Zhuge Kongming, Imperial Chancellor of Shu Han until his death in 234. Who doesn't pretend to anyone that he isn't him, nor changes into modern clothing. It just works.


    oh and the club owner is 100% Bill Nighy from The Boat That Rocked and it is great

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    Abdhyius on
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Horse Pimp.

    - Yellowstone
    - Longmire
    - Hell on Wheels
    - Reality Homestead Vet
    - Homestead Rescue

    ???

    I know you Zeph.
    I have seen all of those shows and Yellowstone is a good guess because they did in fact Jack off a horse on network tv. Which I’m surprised made it past the censors. However I don’t believe they used the phrase horse pimp.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Further clues show is over and I am binging it.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    It's not Leverage, I remember that horse episode...

    Wait, Justified?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    little horse brothel on the prairie

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    little horse brothel on the prairie

    g'night jon boy

    NEEEIIIIGHHHH!

    Why did we let a horse live in this house?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I think I might need to start therapy. I'm jealous of my wife's continued improvement and she's starting to make me jealous of her achievements.

    I also need to go mow the back field, so I'll probably do that instead.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Best Little Horse House in Texas

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    I think I might need to start therapy. I'm jealous of my wife's continued improvement and she's starting to make me jealous of her achievements.

    I also need to go mow the back field, so I'll probably do that instead.

    Need's a strong word but if it's good at making you happier that's a powerful incentive

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Men will literally meticulously landscape their property instead of going to therapy 🙄

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Amy I've got trees pre-staged to fall if my wife ever says "we need to talk" over 30 decibels

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    You can go to therapy and achieve nothing though

    You need the right therapist and also enough willpower and desire to change that you don't just continue in any bad behavior you discover, at the bare minimum

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    More about the meme than ah but it bothers me a little when i hear the meme

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Pretty sure I can astral project out of my body to avoid, "we need to talk"

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Babe whats the matter you havent touched your astral umbilical cord

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    You can go to therapy and achieve nothing though

    You need the right therapist and also enough willpower and desire to change that you don't just continue in any bad behavior you discover, at the bare minimum

    How dare you

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    It's not Leverage, I remember that horse episode...

    Wait, Justified?
    No, the horse episode of Justified was good.

    This is a horse episode, and the show involves crimes and solving them.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Best Little Horse House in Texas

    Doodmann wins the award for best horse pimp pun. And in the future I might ai that phrase and come up with a truly cursed image.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    You can pimp your horse twice as fast using two keyboards

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Imagine being capable of continuing improvement.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    is [chat] pimping horses again

    are we getting put on even MORE watchlists now

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    I like to think the horses pimp us

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    is [chat] pimping horses again

    are we getting put on even MORE watchlists now

    What's more than all?

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    It's not Leverage, I remember that horse episode...

    Wait, Justified?
    No, the horse episode of Justified was good.

    This is a horse episode, and the show involves crimes and solving them.

    CSI: odd-toed ungulates division

    Now Playing:
    Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    It finally happened.

    I had a dream where I was dropped into some kind of battle royale or team fight scenario where I developed FIRE POWERS and using my leadership skills and fire powers I managed to talk everyone down without having to hurt anyone and into joining the same side and then we were able to fly off without powers to go be big nerds who do good anyway. I woke up with a big damn smile.

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