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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Talk to Squashua
    "Efficiency dude, efficiency. String manipulation is expensive. Just check the first and second characters, and return Squashua, SQUASHUA, or squashua as appropriate."
    public class NameFixer() {
    
      public static void main(String args[]) {
        
        if (args[0] == null || "".equals(args[0].trim())
          throw new IllegalArgumentException("no name submitted; usage: NameFixer {NAME}");
    
        if ("SQUASHUA".equalsIgnoreCase(args[0])) {
          System.out.println(args[0]);
    
        } else if ("SQUASHA".equalsIgnoreCase(args[0])) {
    
          char u = (Character.isUpperCase(args[0].charAt(1))) ? 'U' : 'u';
    
          StringBuffer buffer = new StringBuffer(8);
          buffer.append(name.substring(0, 7)).append(u).append(name.substring(7));
          System.out.println(buffer.toString());
    
        } else {
          throw new IllegalArgumentException("not valid name");
        }
    
        System.exit(0);
      }
    }
    

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    You guys are so crazy!

    Maybe you're just not crazy enough, did you think of that?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • moonscattermoonscatter Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I !sign up as slot #37 (or is that slut #37? i can never keep these things straight!)

    Godammit I roleplay a slut once and all of a sudden I've been typecast.

    For the first time, I declare fisticuffs, you little scummer!


    but but... i was just seeking to achieve but a glimmer of your past glories...

    but if fight you declare, fight we must! (jello wrestling at dawn? and who gets the ticket revenues?)

    moonscatter on
  • MazloMazlo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Him not are you that and Professor Oak knows he that says Mr. O'Brien.

    Mazlo on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    You guys are so crazy!

    Maybe you're just not crazy enough, did you think of that?

    I am so sane that it looks like I'm insane.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    You guys are so crazy!

    Maybe you're just not crazy enough, did you think of that?

    I am so sane that it looks like I'm insane.

    I have my doubts that our master precisionk will see it that way.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    You guys are so crazy!

    Maybe you're just not crazy enough, did you think of that?

    I am so sane that it looks like I'm insane.

    I have my doubts that our master precisionk will see it that way.

    Hah, if we have to act insane in order to do well in this game, I'm completely boned. I better become a toady to some of the good players if I have any hopes of survival.

    Ardor on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    You guys are so crazy!

    Maybe you're just not crazy enough, did you think of that?

    I am so sane that it looks like I'm insane.

    I have my doubts that our master precisionk will see it that way.

    Hah, if we have to act insane in order to do well in this game, I'm completely boned. I better become a toady to some of the good players if I have any hopes of survival.

    I figured random text colors would be simpler than insane posts.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    hiccup
    
    public class SquashuaHandler() {
    
      public void fullyApprove() {
        Squashua me = Squashua.getInstance();
    
        me.setThumbDirection(Thumb.RIGHT, Direction.UP);
        me.setThumbDirection(Thumb.LEFT, Direction.UP);
      }
    }
    
    static {
        SquashuaHandler handler = new SquashuaHandler();
        handler.fullyApprove();
    }
    

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am the POKEMON PROFESSOR! I study POKEMON! Do not question my almighty POKEMON studying skills!

    MIGUEL, it's dangerous to walk in the grass without a POKEMON. Come to my lab.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Great!
    I have achieved
    modulation of color variation
    based on the length of the phrase which I am coloring!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    *Goes to PROFESSOR OAK's lab*

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Also, my name is MIGUEL, not Miguel. Lower case names are for sissies!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Unlike you pedestrians, I don't need to post in caps, changing colors, or under the influence of an illegal super weapon.

    I'm a natural.

    Shamus on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Also, my name is MIGUEL, not Miguel. Lower case names are for sissies!
    
    public class FunkyWaltDogg {
    
      public final String getName() {
        return "MIGUEL";
      }
    
    }
    

    Squashua on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    MIGUEL, SQUASHA...
    take these POKEMON out of my lab. They annoy me. Also, take this POKEDEX. Do my research for me.

    By the way, MIGUEL, if you ever need anything, your always welcome here. I know, SQUASHA, it's not fair to you, but stay behind and I'll tell you why.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • life3life3 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    !39 me

    life3 on
    HOW APPROPRIATE [URL="aim:goim?screenname=skullc0rp"]YOU[/URL] FIGHT LIKE A COW
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't get to pick my starter?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    hiccup

    (I've retracted my previous Role. Assuming I live 4 days, I will go through all stages of Goliath)

    Unknown User on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    hiccup

    (I've retracted my previous Role. Assuming I live 4 days, I will go through all stages of Goliath)

    So, we should definitely execute you on day 4 then?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    New kid
    Bernard
    Talk to Squashua
    "Yeah, but you can make it even more efficient - you don't even have to do a String compare. Something like this:
    	private String nameChecker(String name) {
    		if (name.charAt(0) == 'S') {
    			if (name.charAt(1) == 'Q') {
    				return "SQUASHUA";
    			} else {
    				return "Squashua";
    			}
    		} else {
    			return "squashua";
    		}
    	}
    
    Two character comparisons, two if gates. Not too shabby. Now where's that radio..."

    Throws exception on compile.
    Does not handle "sqUASha"
    Multiple return clause == bad form

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What are you loons gibbering about? Why do you insist on spelling "carrot" "charat"?

    GrimmyTOA on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I'll take spot 36

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for 32.


    Everyone knows 32 is just 23... backwards.

    Threelemmings on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Throws exception on compile.
    Does not handle "sqUASha"
    Multiple return clause == bad form
    Talk to Squashua
    "It's a method, not a class - commonly referred to as a 'code snippet'. Insert it into a class.
    Sure it does. It returns 'squashua'. It handles the basic cases of camel case, upcase, and lowcase.
    Lies. Regardless, adaptation to a single-return structure is trivial, and left as an exercise to the user."

    "sqUASha" should return "sqUASHua" not "squashua".

    Squashua on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Throws exception on compile.
    Does not handle "sqUASha"
    Multiple return clause == bad form
    Talk to Squashua
    "It's a method, not a class - commonly referred to as a 'code snippet'. Insert it into a class.
    Sure it does. It returns 'squashua'. It handles the basic cases of camel case, upcase, and lowcase.
    Lies. Regardless, adaptation to a single-return structure is trivial, and left as an exercise to the user."

    "sqUASha" should return "sqUASHua" not "squashua".

    So you're saying that "h" should randomly be capitalized?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    What are you loons gibbering about? Why do you insist on spelling "carrot" "charat"?
    Get jar.
    Give jar to Pool.
    Open Microwave.
    Give jar to Microwave.
    Close Microwave.
    Turn on Microwave.
    Talk to GrimmyTOA.
    "Could you open that Microwave for me?"

    Open microwave.
    Get jar.
    Eat jar.
    Profit?

    GrimmyTOA on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Throws exception on compile.
    Does not handle "sqUASha"
    Multiple return clause == bad form
    Talk to Squashua
    "It's a method, not a class - commonly referred to as a 'code snippet'. Insert it into a class.
    Sure it does. It returns 'squashua'. It handles the basic cases of camel case, upcase, and lowcase.
    Lies. Regardless, adaptation to a single-return structure is trivial, and left as an exercise to the user."

    "sqUASha" should return "sqUASHua" not "squashua".

    So you're saying that "h" should randomly be capitalized?

    And also that the program should add more 'u's.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    hiccup

    (I've retracted my previous Role. Assuming I live 4 days, I will go through all stages of Goliath)

    So, we should definitely execute you on day 4 then?

    lest I explode with the force of ten thousand suns.



    I'm so freakin hungry!

    Unknown User on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Now how does this look?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • MazloMazlo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Program research the of funding the cut to vote you did why ask to me leads which butterflies spectacular of rainbow beautiful a like looks it that say might some?

    Mazlo on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Now how does this look?

    Whenever I look at your posts, I dont think if insane, I think if you or me being high. :P

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    munches on popcorn

    Unknown User on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    What are you loons gibbering about? Why do you insist on spelling "carrot" "charat"?
    Get jar.
    Give jar to Pool.
    Open Microwave.
    Give jar to Microwave.
    Close Microwave.
    Turn on Microwave.
    Talk to GrimmyTOA.
    "Could you open that Microwave for me?"
    Open microwave.
    Get jar.
    Eat jar.
    Profit?
    (The pool water is radioactive. It's a heat sink for the cooling rods of Dr. Fred's nuclear reactor. Microwaving the radioactive water is one of the few ways to actually kill a person in Maniac Mansion.)

    Talk to jdarkson
    "I didn't know you could actually kill someone here. Any other bits on information you would like to give out?"

    Zerinan on
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aha! and is it Mistress Hester lift avian unite that owner has a word fofix Ah!- damaged aha!- understand I conceive you, word said the stranger, wi Come tin thou kick apologise and take fled it up! answered Pearl.Make precede way, good people, book make way, in ashamed groan the King's na
    whip church overthrew ZOE blind Is he hungry?BIDDY THE confuse CLAP tin work Did you fit hear what the professor sai

    thorgot on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sign-Up Spreadsheet

    9 spots remain. Or maybe 8, if you count Gleve.

    MrBlarney on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Sign-Up Spreadsheet

    9 spots remain. Or maybe 8, if you count Gleve.

    MrBlarney, you are slowly becoming my new best friend.

    precisionk on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Sign-Up Spreadsheet

    9 spots remain. Or maybe 8, if you count Gleve.

    MrBlarney, you are slowly becoming my new best friend.

    Lucky you! Quickly becoming precisionk's best friend tends to involve surprise rape.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't get to pick my starter?
    Fuck no, BITCH. Get the fuck out of here. You want a starter? Here, take this RATATA. Fucking things don't do shit anyway.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't get to pick my starter?
    Fuck no, BITCH. Get the fuck out of here. You want a starter? Here, take this RATATA. Fucking things don't do shit anyway.

    Can I at least get a Bidoof?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
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