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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    Avatar...?

    I think that you are confused.

    Let us soothe your mind.

    Join us. Heh...heheh..ahAHAH aha...mmhm.

    Hmm, you had done some recruiting it appears what with your scientist and general. Did you need a PR person perhaps? I could probably cover such a position for your group.

    Ardor on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote:
    I do not approve of Pedos. Pedo.
    I am not a PEDO. CHARIZARD, light him on fire! Use FIRE-WANG
    The proof...is in the...pokemon.

    Heheh.

    Ardor wrote:
    Hmm, you had done some recruiting it appears what with your scientist and general. Did you need a PR person perhaps? I could probably cover such a position for your group.
    Yes...yes...an outside...contractor. Perfect.

    Welcome aboard, as DA would say.

    That rhymes.

    Hmhmhmhmm.

    I may even let you in on our secret meetings if you play your cards right!

    TehSpectre on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    ARDOR, how would you like to go on an adventure? I don't offer this to just anyone, you know.

    Since I truly have to be insane to join this game, I am intrigued by this adventure offer you present. Just remember I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon.
    I need you to go to VIRIDIAN CITY and get some BEER. Whatever everyone wants. Tell them to put it on OAKS TAB.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The proof...is in the...pokemon.

    Heheh.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We have not yet reached the magic number...

    DarkPrimus on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The heat, of that you it would not have that to give form, must
    continuously probably follow the asked for excess, of that, the point
    of the opinion you pokeballs, have in the element loading of the
    carrier of the stretchings in how much!
    Don't do it, Ardor! He's going to take you to his van and ask to see your pokeballs!

    cheez on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    ARDOR, how would you like to go on an adventure? I don't offer this to just anyone, you know.

    Since I truly have to be insane to join this game, I am intrigued by this adventure offer you present. Just remember I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon.
    I need you to go to VIRIDIAN CITY and get some BEER. Whatever everyone wants. Tell them to put it on OAKS TAB.

    I will go to VIRIDIAN CITY to get some (a lot) of BEER. I need to get some extra for my cell neighbors, Hylianbunny and Plutonium. Good thing I have access to OAKS TAB for such an occasion.

    Ardor on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SPAIK is here? I nominate we all KILL SPAIK on DAY 1.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.

    TehSpectre on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SPAIK is here? I nominate we all KILL SPAIK on DAY 1.

    You can sign me for the pioneer.
    I can sign up for that initiative.

    cheez on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.

    Yikes TS, that new avatar is seriously disturbing.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.

    Yikes TS, that new avatar is seriously disturbing.
    Avatar avatar avatar avatar.

    TehSpectre on
    Sloth_Sig.png
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.
    I !VOTE for TEHSPECTRE to be BRUTALLY MAULED by this awesome BIDOOF.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    ARDOR, how would you like to go on an adventure? I don't offer this to just anyone, you know.

    Since I truly have to be insane to join this game, I am intrigued by this adventure offer you present. Just remember I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon.
    I need you to go to VIRIDIAN CITY and get some BEER. Whatever everyone wants. Tell them to put it on OAKS TAB.

    I will go to VIRIDIAN CITY to get some (a lot) of BEER. I need to get some extra for my cell neighbors, Hylianbunny and Plutonium. Good thing I have access to OAKS TAB for such an occasion.
    
    static {
    
      Squashua.getInstance().evaluateBooze(Ardor.getInstance());
    
    }
    
    public class Squashua {
      public void evaluateBooze(Forumer forumer) {
    
        List booze = forumer.getBoozeList();
    
        if (booze.contains(Beer.MILWAUKEES_BEST) || 
          booze.contains(Beer.NATURAL_LIGHT) ||
          booze.contains(Beer.SCHLITZ) ||
          booze.contains(Beer.MILLER_HIGH_LIFE)) {
          this.murder(forumer);
          this.apply(Item.HACKSAW, forumer);
          this.apply(Liquid.BLEACH, forumer);
          this.bury(forumer, new Gravesite());
          this.apply(Mineral.LIME, forumer.getGravesite());
     
          this.sleepWithAndDump(forumer.getGirlfriend());
    
        }
      }
    }
    

    Squashua on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.
    I !VOTE for TEHSPECTRE to be BRUTALLY MAULED by this awesome BIDOOF.

    You CHARLATAN! You told me you didn't have any BIDOOF!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It does not begin this play and, 10 these of the victories already inward.
    This game hasn't even started, and it's already ten kinds of win.

    cheez on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.
    I !VOTE for TEHSPECTRE to be BRUTALLY MAULED by this awesome BIDOOF.

    You CHARLATAN! You told me you didn't have any BIDOOF!
    Well I lied.

    JDARKSUN, you better watch it. I'm the only DOCTOR in this place and can easily REPLACE your MEDICINE with CYANIDE

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.

    Yikes TS, that new avatar is seriously awesome

    Also, Squashua, no hacksaw and no bleach in my beer. That's a horrible crime, worthy of being put into a panic room. Although, I can offer you some nice lye for your drink. Would you like some carcinogen to go with it?

    Ardor on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Who can I trust? I have to run the numbers, but Senior Fish... 24 is a good number.

    And he is a doctor. Doctor's are often intelligent, although they often misunderstand me.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    1,254,564,245 POKEBUCKS?!!?!?! What the hell did you PURCHASE?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If anyone would like to go on ADVENTURE, TEHSPECTRE'S MOTHERS VAGINA is pretty big.

    Because she's a WHORE.
    !vote Senior Fish for poke-rape.

    Yikes TS, that new avatar is seriously awesome

    Also, Squashua, no hacksaw and no bleach in my beer. That's a horrible crime, worthy of being put into a panic room. Although, I can offer you some nice lye for your drink. Would you like some carcinogen to go with it?

    static {
    
      Ardor ardor = Ardor.getInstance();
      ardor.setCodeComprehensionPercentage(0);
      ardor.aDur();
      ardor.aDur();
     
    }
    

    Squashua on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Who can I trust? I have to run the numbers, but Senior Fish... 24 is a good number.

    And he is a doctor. Doctor's are often intelligent, although they often misunderstand me.
    Take these SUPPOSITORY'S once every 24 hours and your
    ERECTILE DISFUNCTION should clear up.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    1,254,564,245 POKEBUCKS?!!?!?! What the hell did you PURCHASE?

    Services rendered. Don't worry about myself, HB and Mount Pilo (Plutonium) for a while. We're gonna be busy for the next week.

    Ardor on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't have erectile disfunction. I have chosen to have my penis stay erect for certain periods of time.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    1,254,564,245 POKEBUCKS?!!?!?! What the hell did you PURCHASE?

    Services rendered. Don't worry about myself, HB and Mount Pilo (Plutonium) for a while. We're gonna be busy for the next week.
    Grrrrrrrr....

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    cheez, it's more insane if you don't give us the original text.

    thorgot on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cheez, is that avatar from the cicada anime? If so...shiver.

    Also goddammit how are you getting all the colors they are soooo preeetty and my eyeses, they sparkles! ><!

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Who can I trust? I have to run the numbers, but Senior Fish... 24 is a good number.

    And he is a doctor. Doctor's are often intelligent, although they often misunderstand me.

    Senior Fish is not a real doctor. Even if he was, he only has one prescription for everything. The stories do not end well.

    Ardor on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Who can I trust? I have to run the numbers, but Senior Fish... 24 is a good number.

    And he is a doctor. Doctor's are often intelligent, although they often misunderstand me.

    Senior Fish is not a real doctor. Even if he was, he only has one prescription for everything. The stories do not end well.

    But he said he was a gyn--

    D:

    :x

    :evil:

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    (OOC: Haks, the mods are gonna git you for that. Also, I think somebody should roleplay by pretending they're PK.)

    I am a doctor! I have a DOCTORATE in FINE ARTS!

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    New Kid (Dave).
    Talk to Senior Fish.
    "Doctor? Do you know Fred - Dr. Fred Edison? I saw him abduct my girlfriend, Sandy Pantz. Have you seen her? Do you know where I can find him?"
    Well, that depends now. Have you SEEN any SAILORS?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    (OOC: Haks, the mods are gonna git you for that...)

    (eh? porque?)

    Can anyone be presicionk except presicionk?

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    (OOC: Haks, the mods are gonna git you for that...)

    (eh? porque?)

    Can anyone be presicionk except presicionk?
    (It's to large, size-wise. And...well, there could be a couple of people that worship him like a god, I guess, but no. No one can be PK except PK.)

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    (OOC: Haks, the mods are gonna git you for that...)

    (eh? porque?)

    Can anyone be presicionk except presicionk?
    (It's to large, size-wise. And...well, there could be a couple of people that worship him like a god, I guess, but no. No one can be PK except PK.)

    (OOOH, YOU MEAN THE SIG? I forgot about that, will remove.)

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    New Kid (Dave).
    Talk to Senior Fish.
    "Doctor? Do you know Fred - Dr. Fred Edison? I saw him abduct my girlfriend, Sandy Pantz. Have you seen her? Do you know where I can find him?"
    Well, that depends now. Have you SEEN any SAILORS?
    Talk to Senior Fish.
    "...sailors? I don't understand. Why-"
    New Kid (Bernard).
    Talk to Senior Fish.
    "Excuse me, Dave - I can field this one. <ahem>. Would you like to try a game of Lucky Hit?"
    You aren't going to SWINDLE me are you?

    (I have never played Shenmue and just wanted to use the Sailors joke once in my life.)

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    cheez, it's more insane if you don't give us the original text.

    This as for at least essential has clearly for my it is extremely real, but rank. Otherwise because nobody possibly completes my variable, perhaps I and accurately speak independent. When attempts the situation I to convey is complex what relatively bad this how to obtain, sees?

    And can obtain, Hakkekage. My making concrete from Higurashi. Crazy Mion/Shion extremely is me.
    This is very true, but I need to at least have SOME level of intelligibility. Otherwise, I might as well just be talking to myself, because nobody will be able to carry out a discussion with me. See how bad this gets when I try to communicate something relatively complex?

    And yeah, Hakkekage. My avatar's from Higurashi. Love me some crazy Mion/Shion.

    cheez on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    YOUR THREAD HAS BEEN CONQUERED IN THE NAME OF GREAT JUSTICE
    MOVE EVERY ZIG

    ALL BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW LORD
    SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB
    TEHSPECTRE
    HELLO GENTLEMEN

    I won't post with text this large all the time

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    150px-ProfOak.png

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anaximander I will never bow to you!

    tcheez
    I couldn't get into it really, because all the super sweet lolis going batshit insane didn't exactly serve up a cup of tea special for me. I stopped somewhere after the second question arc, I think.

    I did watch this though, it is hilarious

    Hakkekage on
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