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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I need my BULBASAUR, CHARMANDER, and SQUIRTLE. They are the last of their kind. I murd I mean ate I mean they became extinct. Yes.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Sign-Up Spreadsheet

    9 spots remain. Or maybe 8, if you count Gleve.

    MrBlarney, you are slowly becoming my new best friend.

    Thank you, director. I live for order.

    (Though... I don't know if being precisionk's best friend is a terribly good idea. Association with the guy usually ain't such a good thing)

    On Preview: Yeah, FWD, that's what I'm afraid of. Such things are madness. And I will not tolerate madness of that sort!

    MrBlarney on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't get to pick my starter?
    Fuck no, BITCH. Get the fuck out of here. You want a starter? Here, take this RATATA. Fucking things don't do shit anyway.

    Can I at least get a Bidoof?
    Do I look like that bitch ROWAN to you? He's a POSER, DAWG. You want a BIDOOF so bad, you can go to SINNOH and get it yourself.

    BITCH, I'm out. SQUASHA, lets go ride PONYTA'S like you've wanted to since you were 2.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Throws exception on compile.
    Does not handle "sqUASha"
    Multiple return clause == bad form
    Talk to Squashua
    "It's a method, not a class - commonly referred to as a 'code snippet'. Insert it into a class.
    Sure it does. It returns 'squashua'. It handles the basic cases of camel case, upcase, and lowcase.
    Lies. Regardless, adaptation to a single-return structure is trivial, and left as an exercise to the user."

    "sqUASha" should return "sqUASHua" not "squashua".
    Talk to Squashua.
    "By what convention? Clearly the expectations were not well defined. What unit test are you going against?"
    static {
      jdarksun.getInstance().giveAIDs(false);
      Squashua.getInstance().ride(Pokemon.PONYTA);
      Squashua.getInstance().setClause(Clause.RIDE_PONYTA, true);
    }
    
    class jdarksun {
      private reversible = true;
    
      public void cureAIDs() {
        if (reversible)
          recover(Disease.HIV);
        else
          throw IllegalStateException("Infected with irreversible AIDs");
      }
    
      public void giveAIDs(boolean reversible) {
       
        infect(Disease.HIV);
        
        if (this.reversible)
         this.reversible = reversible;
      }
    }
    

    Squashua on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Dude stop wailing on my junk.

    Unknown User on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    JDARKSUN, your adventure is about to unfold! Take these POKEBALLS and go capture some MACHAMPS.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Haha! Poor poor Weird Ed. He didn't deserve to have his Hamster killed. Not nice jdarksun, how would you like to get cooked by some evil guy? 'Cause I can do that, with my mind! I'm not crazy! IT'S TRUE!

    Zerinan on
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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up WITH GUSTO for spot 35

    Serpent on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    JDARKSUN, your adventure is about to unfold! Take these POKEBALLS and go capture some MACHAMPS.

    PROFESSOR OAK, you forgot to give him his starter! He'll get his ass kicked!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Use Doorbell.
    New Kid (Razor).
    Pick up Hamster.
    Open Microwave.
    Give Hamster to Microwave.
    Close Microwave.
    Turn on Microwave.
    Waits a few seconds, until a "pop" is heard.
    Open Microwave.
    Get Hamster remains.
    Give Hamster remains to Squashua.
    Talk to Weird Ed.
    "Oh, Weird Ed? Hiya! I saw Squashua take your Hamster, you should see if he still has it."
    // Code to recursively delete entire installation directory of Maniac Mansion / DOTT and reboot machine
    

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I do not look at that my name is shown in the development chart, but the number of points seems that remaining my connection is included.

    cheez on
  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Lignisse wrote: »
    Oh, oops. #46, then. #46! It's my final answer.
    It is alright.

    With Anaxaminder as my general, Blarney as my advisor, and you as my scientist, there will be no stopping me.

    We shall rule this place.

    Join me, Lignisse.
    Are...are you my father?

    No! That's impossible!

    Lignisse on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Lignisse wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Lignisse wrote: »
    Oh, oops. #46, then. #46! It's my final answer.
    It is alright.

    With Anaxaminder as my general, Blarney as my advisor, and you as my scientist, there will be no stopping me.

    We shall rule this place.

    Join me, Lignisse.
    Are...are you my father?

    No! That's impossible!
    public class TehSpectre implements SithLord {
    
      public String getIdentity() {
        return "Anakin Skywalker";
      }
    
      public boolean createdC3PO() {
        return true;
      }
    
      public String exclaim() {
        return "Yipee!";
      }
    }
    

    Squashua on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OP updated. Signups will close at 10 est. PM's will follow. Game starts at 12 est.

    precisionk on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Guys what the fuck is with the color changing lines. Where is this website to do the hex converts for you.

    DarkPrimus on
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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    JDARKSUN, your adventure is about to unfold! Take these POKEBALLS and go capture some MACHAMPS.

    PROFESSOR OAK, you forgot to give him his starter! He'll get his ass kicked!
    That is the point, JDARKSUN.

    Now help me apply makeup to this CHIMCHAR.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys what the fuck is with the color changing lines. Where is this website to do the hex converts for you.
    THE HELL IF I KNOW

    B:L on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    munches on popcorn
    Pick up Bowl of wax fruit.
    Give Bowl of wax fruit to Hank.
    I would just like to give you a nod of approval.

    Also, the Freudian Five will take power soon enough.

    Enjoy your freedoms while they last.

    Anaxaminder, where is my rootbeer?!

    Ahahahaha. Ha. Hm.

    TehSpectre on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys what the fuck is with the color changing lines. Where is this website to do the hex converts for you.

    There is no website, I coded this myself.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    9. frandelgearslip
    10. DarkPrimus
    11. robothero

    The person above me killed me in a previous Phalla.

    The person below me was my ally in the same Phalla.

    This just proves what I've known all along.

    The world is made of patterns, and I can see them.

    DarkPrimus on
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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I chose my spot because it's within 2 spots of Ardor, Plutonium, and Gnasty. It will hopefully be interesting.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys what the fuck is with the color changing lines. Where is this website to do the hex converts for you.

    There is no website, I coded this myself.
    im in ur base stealin ur codez

    B:L on
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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why does nobody want to sit beside me? I've been keeping the seat nice and warm. Nice. And. Warm.


    Mmmmmmm.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My compatriot continues you my pawn that, which never concerns causes me clumsily for mine and does not execute.

    cheez on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys what the fuck is with the color changing lines. Where is this website to do the hex converts for you.

    There is no website, I coded this myself.
    im in ur base stealin ur codez

    I submit that you independently duplicated my efforts.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Who wants to come to my LOVE SHACK?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Who wants to come to my LOVE SHACK?
    Your LOVE SHACK is no doubt packed to the rafters with POKEMON dolls and BROKEN PROMISES. I've seen neither hide nor hair of the RATATA you promised me.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • spaikspaik Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I understood all the code and all the maniac mansion references...AND LAUGHED AT THEM.

    I've sunken to the level where I laugh at code jokes and obscure pop culture references. Oh god, shoot me now.

    spaik on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I enjoy typing in Yellow far too much.

    Also, *BANG*.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Who wants to come to my LOVE SHACK?
    
    static {
    
      Squashua me = Squashua.getInstance();
    
      me.setAutomobile(Automobile.CHEVY);
      me.getAutomobile().setSize(Size.WHALE);
      me.getAutomobile().setPassengerCapacity(19);
      me.setJukeboxMoney(0); // please bring
    
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Kin33.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Locus.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Inquisitive_Pepper.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Buzz_Buzz.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Shamus.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Hakkekage.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Balefuego.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Saburbia.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(frandelgearslip.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(DarkPrimus.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(robothero.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(jdarksun.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Last_Son.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Zerinan.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Telcus.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(cheez.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(HylianBunny.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Ardor.getInstance());
      me.getAutomobile().addPassenger(Plutonium.getInstance());
     
      LoveShack shack = LoveShack.getInstance(SenorFish.getInstance());
      shack.removeAll(Item.POKEMON_DOLL);
      shack.removeAll(Item.BROKEN_PROMISE);
    
      me.setLocation(State.ATLANTA, shack);
      shack.applyGlitter(Item.MATTRESS);
      shack.applyGlitter(Item.HIGHWAY);
      shack.applyGlitter(Item.FRONTPORCH);
      shack.applyGlitter(Item.HALLWAY);
      shack.increaseTemperature();
    
      Iterator iter = shack.getOccupants().iterator();
      while (iter.hasNext()) {
        shack.shimmy((Occupant)iter.next());
      }
    
      List arrivals = new ArrayList();
    
      arrivals.add(FunkyWaltDogg.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Gnasty.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(B_L.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Mazlo.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Bliss_101.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Frosteey.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Threelemmings.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Digger_Dude.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Serpent.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Munkus_Beaver.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(moonscatter.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Cj_Iwakura.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(life3.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(spaik.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(GrimmyTOA.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Shadowseeker.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Lignisse.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(DevoutlyApathetic.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(MrBlarney.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(Anaximander.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(TehSpectre.getInstance());
      arrivals.add(precisionk.getInstance());
    
      iter = arrivals.iterator();
      while (iter.hasNext()) {
        shack.getDoor().bang((Forumer)iter.next());
      }
    
      if (shack.getRoof().isMetal(Metal.TIN)) {
        shack.getRoof().setRustPercentage(100);
      }
    }
    

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Who wants to come to my LOVE SHACK?
    Your LOVE SHACK is no doubt packed to the rafters with POKEMON dolls and BROKEN PROMISES. I've seen neither hide nor hair of the RATATA you promised me.
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    Take it!

    Jesus christ, that's a lot of work.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.

    Ardor on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    ARDOR, how would you like to go on an adventure? I don't offer this to just anyone, you know.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It adds exactly by principal song Awesomeness de Squashua of coefficient 100.


    (I think I need to start including my original line in these posts.)
    Squashua, you have just increased the awesomeness of that song by a factor of 100.

    cheez on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    Avatar...?

    I think that you are confused.

    Let us soothe your mind.

    Join us. Heh...heheh..ahAHAH aha...mmhm.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    Avatar...?

    I think that you are confused.

    Let us soothe your mind.

    Join us. Heh...heheh..ahAHAH aha...mmhm.
    May I join your group, TEHSPECTRE?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    !Sign up for 45

    Typhus733 on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    Avatar...?

    I think that you are confused.

    Let us soothe your mind.

    Join us. Heh...heheh..ahAHAH aha...mmhm.
    May I join your group, TEHSPECTRE?
    I do not approve of Pedos. Pedo.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    Avatar...?

    I think that you are confused.

    Let us soothe your mind.

    Join us. Heh...heheh..ahAHAH aha...mmhm.
    May I join your group, TEHSPECTRE?
    I do not approve of Pedos. Pedo.
    I am not a PEDO. CHARIZARD, light him on fire! Use FIRE-FANG

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    I love some of these avatars. Jdarksun, Cheezy and Tehspectre come to mind.

    This game is going to be awesome for the heavy roleplaying going on I think, which fits well into a game that potentially only PK could bring to us.
    ARDOR, how would you like to go on an adventure? I don't offer this to just anyone, you know.

    Since I truly have to be insane to join this game, I am intrigued by this adventure offer you present. Just remember I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon.

    Ardor on
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