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ITT: A Brief Survey, Men Ages 13 to Dead

scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
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Ass man, breast man, or other (specify)?


Results:
Ass - 24
Breast - 22
Face - 14
Smarts - 6
Other - 9



The Face and Smarts categories have been added due to the large sampling of subjects specifying it in the Other category.
Results current as of 9:50AM CST. Ass men maintain the lead, Breast men close behind. Face men are coming up from behind.



Surprising fact: Posting an ordinary Scientific Survey can incite rampant rape jokes. Classy Threads for Classy People.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm a sucker for a pair of tits.

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like a girl's personality.

    lostwords on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm torn on the issue

    mrpaku on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I like a girl's personality.

    faggot.

    Silmaril on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I do like big butts, and I'll be damned if I can lie about it.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm more of a spleen guy.

    SpongeCake on
  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku, I need commitment before I can update the op. Commitment!

    scarlet ave. on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    i like that little hollow part you get on girls who are in shape right between the belly and the hips

    the hip bone kind of makes this awesome little valley right there and it is fun to put kisses on

    Knob on
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    A Good face will do me in.

    Katchem_ash on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the leg-arse continuum

    bsjezz on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku, I need commitment before I can update the op. Commitment!

    i was a total ass man for about ten years, so i'd probably go with that

    mrpaku on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i like that little hollow part you get on girls who are in shape right between the belly and the hips

    the hip bone kind of makes this awesome little valley right there and it is fun to put kisses on

    i like to blow my wad there and watch it flow

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All about the hips.

    AHH! on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Face.

    Then Ass.

    Khavall on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i like that little hollow part you get on girls who are in shape right between the belly and the hips

    the hip bone kind of makes this awesome little valley right there and it is fun to put kisses on

    Are you including the two little dimples on their back that really fit girls have? Because those are hella hot too.

    lostwords on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i like that little hollow part you get on girls who are in shape right between the belly and the hips

    the hip bone kind of makes this awesome little valley right there and it is fun to put kisses on

    Are you including the two little dimples on their back that really fit girls have? Because those are hella hot too.

    nah

    every time i see those i want to draw pupils in them and them draw a silly mouth underneath

    Knob on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    any girl who smiles at me

    Air on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    even an awkward 'why is this guy staring at me' smile

    Air on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    any girl who smiles at me


    So roughly no-one then?

    Silmaril on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    you know what girlpart is just insanely hot

    a mouth full of panties secured with duct tape

    Knob on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    any girl who smiles at me


    So roughly no-one then?

    burn

    Khavall on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you know what girlpart is just insanely hot

    a mouth full of panties secured with duct tape

    How about a mouth full of cat fur with duct tape?

    Khavall on
  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    any girl who smiles at me


    So roughly no-one then?

    Gentlemen, please be civil.

    This is Science.

    scarlet ave. on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    there are times

    Air on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    that part of the wrist that blisters and peels when the rope is too tight

    Knob on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    All about the hips.

    And then the ass.

    Nucsh on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    there are times

    they are not smiling at you.

    Silmaril on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    that part of the wrist that blisters and peels when the rope is too tight

    that playful look you can only get with mascara and freely flowing tears

    mrpaku on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hey man billboards count

    Air on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    the sexy little bit right directly under the sternum

    Knob on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the sweet music of muffled screams

    Air on
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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Titties.

    I am am NOT giving you people the menu

    Transporter on
  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Face
    Ass
    Stomach
    Tits
    In that order.

    Zombot on
  • Mama SassMama Sass Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you never see anyone mentioning someone's perfectly formed labia.

    Mama Sass on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bacony Maw.

    Silmaril on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yes oh my well nice to meet you you seem to have perfectly formed and folded beef curtains would you like to go have a drink?

    Nucsh on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    necks/collar bones are pretty nice

    Weaver on
  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Yes oh my well nice to meet you you seem to have perfectly formed and folded beef curtains would you like to go have a drink?

    I think I tried this once.
    I don't think it ended well.

    Zombot on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Really, its all about the face. If they do not have a face I can look at all the time, then jesus god no.

    Silmaril on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    this quiz thing in the paper yesterday, in a bit about how thick people are when it comes to science, claimed that helium was not a noble gas

    should i write in and point out they are thick when it comes to science or should i just leave it and smirk whenever i see it

    bongi on
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