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No Means Yes in Pit Bullese

Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
At least he's still got a butt.
This two-year-old pit bull shows no signs of aggression, but it did on Sunday when it apparently sodomized a Lockport toddler.


Residents who live in the neighborhood where it happened are still talking about it.


One neighbor said, "You hear about dogs attacking children in horror films, but as far as in this community, it's never happened."

So, I don't know about you, but the No Means No joke is all I have. How do you guys feel about it?

Furthermore, are bears or dogs mankind's natural enemy? Bears are pretty evil, killing hippies and picknickers, but at least we get a good Werner Herzog movie out of it. And you never hear of bears trying to make were-bear children with unwitting and unwilling humans...then again, there was that one book by Scooter Libby. We all know where that got him.

So this is fucked, yeah?

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    When a pitbull wants your ass cherry. You give him your ass cherry.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One neighbor said, "You hear about dogs attacking children in horror films, but as far as in this community, it's never happened."

    What kind of horror films is this bitch watching?

    I never heard of a "dog rape" horror movie before.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Cujo.

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I might watch a dog-rape horror movie.

    How about a zombie-dog-rape?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In about 15 years that kid is going to be on SE++ retelling this story.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cujo just missed casual sex.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this is wonderful news

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Cujo.

    Cujo didn't rape them. He just mauled them.

    I read the book man, and there's anything I know about Stephen King books and films, it's that even if the film doesn't have it, the books will usually have some sort of creepy pedophile vibes in them. And Cujo did not have them.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    why do people get pit bulls for pets?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The tables have turned.

    Babies shall sodomize pitbulls no longer, lest their actions come back to haunt them.

    IN THE ANUS

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I read warren ellis every day, man.

    warren ellis is way ahead of this thread.

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I had a dog that climbed onto this kid and came all over the kid's jacket. No sodomy.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    why do people get pit bulls for pets?

    people are goddamned idiots

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    why do people get pit bulls for pets?

    people are goddamned idiots

    Fuck you too.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    They want to put the dog down.

    Hey, you're the one that owns a violent dog that isn't fixed and hangs around small children.

    You're fucking lucky your kid just got raped.

    Who the fuck besides dog fight enthusiasts own pit bulls anyways. Are you not aware that your dog has been bred to murder and destroy? They're just lucky a bear didn't break into the house. The mutt would have gone fucking berserk.

    Edit: You know what, the mistake is funnier.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    why do people get pit bulls for pets?

    Because they're fucking stupid and think having a macho, violent pet is cool. They're faggots and probably alcoholics.

    That said, the toddler probably deserved it

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    why do people get pit bulls for pets?

    people are goddamned idiots

    Fuck you too.

    thanks for owning a breed of animal known for its viciousness and potential to harm human beings

    I'm going to take my pet man o' war to the local swimming hole, guys

    gotta get some sun

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I read warren ellis every day, man.

    warren ellis is way ahead of this thread.
    Don't tell them!

    I'll lose my powers!

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Eggert told us the boy's family members and neighbors had to beat the dog to get it off

    :O

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He is usually my only source of any news.

    such as the mammoth.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I will jerk off a thousand dogs if it means that one child's life can be saved.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    When I was really young (like maybe 2 or 3), I was in Singapore on vacation with my parents, visiting my grandparents. My mother's old dog was still alive back then. I don't remember what kind of dog it was but she was pretty big compared to me.

    So anyway I'm apparently sitting on a swing in the backyard with my Swiftheart Rabbit stuffed toy snuggled up under my right arm when the dog comes up to me to say hello.

    I tell it in a combination of Cantonese (because apparently it only spoke Cantonese) and hand gestures to go back to house and we'll play there, so I hop off the swing and the dog walks with me back toward the house.

    My mom comes out onto the patio and asks me what I'm up to.

    And then, without meaning to at all, I lift an finger and point at the dog.

    And my finger goes straight into its pooper.
    The dog never ever came near me again and then died a year later.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bears running wild through los angeles would make my day

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That is an awesome totp.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I will jerk off a thousand dogs.

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shit Viv. D:

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Viv what the fucking

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    if I had a nickle for every time I'd stuck my finger in a dog's butt

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  • Strain 121Strain 121 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pitbull owners have no excuse unless they are actually using them as legitimate protection/security and not just "well I want something that can kill someone even though there is no reason for it to"

    I mean you have to be retarded to just get a pet that is infamous for attacking humans for absolutely no reason.

    I always think it's hilarious when the owners try and defend their absolutely ridiculous choice in pets.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I bet you that two year old was a slut and urged the dog on.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am not sure on the Man V. Bear/Dog debate, but I am certain of one thing: Dogs and Bears hate each other.

    Probably because they are fighting for the right to be man's most deadly nemesis.

    God help us if they join forces.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Strain 121 wrote: »
    Pitbull owners have no excuse unless they are actually using them as legitimate protection/security and not just "well I want something that can kill someone even though there is no reason for it to"

    I mean you have to be retarded to just get a pet that is infamous for attacking humans for absolutely no reason.

    I always think it's hilarious when the owners try and defend their absolutely ridiculous choice in pets.

    No, please...what else has the TV box told you?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    I bet you that two year old was a slut and urged the dog on.
    That's kind of an obvious joke, Blaket.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    No, please...what else has the TV box told you?

    This is an honest question. What is it about a pitbull that you consider attractive over other breeds?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dogs are mankind's greatest ally

    FUCK



    CATS

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    They certainly seem to be better furnished to violate minors.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fallout the bear: whoa i didn't know you were into dogs
    fallout the bear: that's hot
    vivixenne: SILENCE
    vivixenne: it was a traumatizing moment
    vivixenne: i think
    vivixenne: i'm not sure
    vivixenne: i don't even remember this
    fallout the bear: yeah for the dog
    vivixenne: this was recounted from a variety of viewpoints by my family
    fallout the bear: i mean unless he liked it
    vivixenne: i don't think so
    fallout the bear: oh
    fallout the bear: well unless you liked it
    vivixenne: i don't remember

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