Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
I should be mortally terrified of dogs. When I was about four years old, I was at a friend of my mom's house. They had this nasty as hell rottweiler. I was out in the back yard and it knocked me down, stood on my chest, and barked directly into my face like six times. My mother gave me a very strange look after the dog was pulled off, I stood up, dusted myself off, and said, "That dog isn't very nice."
Pitbull owners have no excuse unless they are actually using them as legitimate protection/security and not just "well I want something that can kill someone even though there is no reason for it to"
I mean you have to be retarded to just get a pet that is infamous for attacking humans for absolutely no reason.
I always think it's hilarious when the owners try and defend their absolutely ridiculous choice in pets.
No, please...what else has the TV box told you?
No, please... continue on giving me valid points as to why you decided that you simply MUST have the most dangerous dog you can get your hands on.
This is an honest question. What is it about a pitbull that you consider attractive over other breeds?
I wouldn't say more attractive over other breeds. It's a lively animal and has been far more loyal than the other dogs I've had. My pit seems to be atypical of shit you see in most. We keep her inside, and on occasion out to rivers or fields and shit so she can run around.
With her it's odd. Loves people.
But she fucking HATES other animals.
That said, yes. I trust my dog, but I'm always a little leary because of the perception people have of her.
you know what would be an awesome pet? A fox. I know there's some group that sells domesticated foxes, but they're crazy expensive and they neuter them so you can't breed your own.
I don't know, I usually pick the movies I watch based on how much dog rape these is in it.
Typically, I avoid movies with dog rape in it, unless it's by a director I really like or there is a chance I get to see someone I don't like getting raped by a dog.
Like Ridley Scott directing a movie were Paris Hilton gets raped by a pack of stray dogs? I would definetly sneak in to see that.
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No, please... continue on giving me valid points as to why you decided that you simply MUST have the most dangerous dog you can get your hands on.
I wouldn't say more attractive over other breeds. It's a lively animal and has been far more loyal than the other dogs I've had. My pit seems to be atypical of shit you see in most. We keep her inside, and on occasion out to rivers or fields and shit so she can run around.
With her it's odd. Loves people.
But she fucking HATES other animals.
That said, yes. I trust my dog, but I'm always a little leary because of the perception people have of her.
When they aren't ripping off our nuts.
i predict suicide
There are videos on Youtube of monkeys stealing and drinking beer and other alcoholic beverages, and smoking cigarettes
I loooooooove monkeys
When the kid grows up he's gonna go back and give the dog's owner what for.
In the butt.
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I predict selling his life story and living like a king
g'awwwwww
Ironically upon entering the owner's yard he is attacked and raped by the very same dog, now old and feeble but still full of bestial lust
how's that work
'Age 2: Raped by dog
Age 2 to current: mockery and self loathing'
yeah i can see that just flying off the shelves
pet wolves
Nothing could stop them.
Except the bears.
And once the bears kills them all off, we release the snakes that prey on bears.
Then we release a kind of acid spitting lizard to kill off the snakes.
Then we introduce the Irish to eat the acid spitting lizards.
And come winter, all of the Irish will have died off come the first snow.
Somewhere there is some guy with a pony tail touching himself to this.
you mean his dad?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANTS I WANTS I WAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS
Takes his teenage rebellion years very seriously.
"FUCK YOU DAD! UNF UNF UNF!"
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aaaaaaaaand incest.
It's an effective answer to teenage angsty parent hate AND teenage INSATIABLE LUST
would you rather watch Runaway Bride or Pitted by a Bull?
Man with pony-tail found.
"I'll take needles in the eye for 500, Alex."
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Typically, I avoid movies with dog rape in it, unless it's by a director I really like or there is a chance I get to see someone I don't like getting raped by a dog.
Like Ridley Scott directing a movie were Paris Hilton gets raped by a pack of stray dogs? I would definetly sneak in to see that.