Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
1) how do you know what his mom looks like?
2) the dude looks like 35ish
3) the chick looks like 35ish
4) don't mothers usually have the same last name as their son?
5) cry about it
Actually, no. It wasn't all the employees and everyone there had the same twisted sense of humor. It was also 3AM after a inventory so we were all exhausted to the point of stupidity.
StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
Alright, this woman is pregnant, the couple's first child, and when she gives birth, the baby is horrible deformed. In fact, it is so deformed, that it does not have a body. It is only a head. The doctors don't expect it to live for more than a day or two, but miraculously, it does. The parents name it Tommy, and try to give it as good of a life as they can. This is difficult of course, as Tommy is nothing more than a disembodied head, and as such gets made fun of a lot at school. Unsurprisingly, he becomes a nerdish sort, and spends a lot of his time on his own all through his school years, staying away from parties and such, all the way through college. Finally, on the day he turns 21, his dad decides to take him out for a drink. Tommy has never had a drink before of course, as he's never really partied in high school or college, and it would be mighty hard for him to try and get drunk without someone helping him, on account of the no body thing. So his dad takes him out to a bar, sets him down on the bar, and calls the bartender over for a pair of beers. He feeds Tommy his first sip of beer, and all of a sudden, from the base of his neck, and arm starts to grow out. Within seconds, Tommy has a full sized adult arm, and is standing on the barstool with it. His father, excited, gives him another sip of beer, and, miraculously, another arm begins to grow. Tommy scuttles around the bar like some sort of deformed crab on his two legs, then gets back up onto the bar and feeds himself for the first time in his life, taking a third drink from his beer. A leg sprouts out, and with another drink, it is joined by its pair. Tommy, overjoyed, runs outside, screaming with joy, and is probably hit by a bus and killed. As the father looks on in absolute horror, the bartender says to him, "He should've quit while he was a head."
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i don't get it, where's the joke in that
at least he's gonna get laid
2) the dude looks like 35ish
3) the chick looks like 35ish
4) don't mothers usually have the same last name as their son?
5) cry about it
you can substitute "engages in sodomy" for "plays baseball" and it still makes sense
it said, "here boy!"
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the tree fall over?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
What is more fun than swinging a dead baby around by the feet?
What is worse than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?
Alternatively. "Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?"
if one receives dead baby jokes it is never a happy occasion
THERE'S TWENTY OF THEM!
how do you catch an unique rabbit?
you neek up on it
how do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way, you neek up on it.
Who hits the ground first?
I actually told that joke at a store meeting when I worked at RadioShack and had the managers spitting out their drinks.
It burns.
damn i wanted some of that bbq hawaiian chicken pizza
somebody more disappointing that Critical
awesome
you are being mean tonight
I don't even know who you guys are
Pay it no mind.
You know, like you: No mind.
could any one man make sense of what this says
perhaps
perhaps not
Who's there?
September 11th
September 11th who?
He heard seven ate nine
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